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by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
A new movie is in progress?
You're here for the audition?
Yes!!!! OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:DXD
O.k. ... go get in that chocolate-filled pool over there.
Now strip. Err, act.

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
OMGDUDE it's the end of the world!! I'm not ready! D'= D'=
Those clouds DO look pretty nasty.
What about all the things I never got to do? Experiences I never got to experience?
It's just a storm.
We're gonna die! Yet... so... horny...
O.O

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
I need some advice.
You could ask my dad, he's always talking. I'll go get him.
This is my dad.
*Hic*
Nice to meet you?
*Hic*

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
I think I'm pregnant.
Take some tums.
I don't think you understand...
Course I do. Here, have some Captain Morgan. It's probably what got you into this situation in the first place. *Hic*
Anyway, of course I understand! How do you think I ended up with a kid anyway? Ol' Captain Morgan. *Hic*
#(

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
BOO!
You're an amateur. I'm the better haunt.
I can out-haunt you any time, any place!
I'd like to see you try it.
Fine, I'll scare a man to DEATH!
I'll watch.

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
BOO!
Hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha...
ahaaahaaaaahahaahhh aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha...
I'm going to go entertain at the birthday party down the street.
I'll watch.

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
Introducing...
My name's Robert, but everyone else knows me as Dirty Bob...
I used to be a train conductor, until I got fired for being inappropriate over the train speakers, and for several counts of public nudity.
Now my only friend is Socky.
WAZZZZUP, MOTHERFUCKA!

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
I live under the railroad bridge, alone with Socky.
BET YO ASS!
It can be a lonely life...
YOU MAH BITCH CHA CHA!
Why did I ever invite the passengers to join me naked?
LEZZ GET DIRTAY, DIRTAY BOB!

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
I should venture out, find a job, see the world...
NOT WITOUT ME YOU AIN'T
Perhaps someday...
GET JO AZZ OVA HEA!
Ooo, a Cramps reference! ^^
Do you love me, Socky?
BEND OVA, I'LL DRIVE!

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
Hello, my name is Kiwi.
I'm the author of this (supposed) comic.
Franky, I'm not funny. Infact, this humour is relatively weak.
And I am currently drunk. OMGWTF
A CHARACTER FROM MY PREVIOUS (plastic_fang) STRIP, MANDY!
I lost my identity after you stopped writing for the old strip, so I need a new one!
I lost the password!

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
But seriously. I'm not a bad little pixie... not REALLY evil or anything...
I like flowers and butterflies and throwing pixie dust in the eyes of unsuspecting passersby... which reminds me...
*GG*
OMGBBQ IT BURNS

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
Before, I was a killbot, bent on the destruction of Klogtor...
...Klogtor, a childflesheating demonbot from outer space, on Earth he was known as Bill Gates...
...with the help of Flyknok, Julia, the pale guy, the two conspiracy guys, the guy with the feet for ears and the author of this comic... and probably some other people too...
...we had nearly defeated Klogtor.
So now, this comic must be used to resume where plastic_fang left off...
...because the author, now known as KiwiPixi, didn't keep track of the fucking password.

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
Mandy dreams of happier times.
I dream of happier times...
@_@
GET BACK TO KILLING!

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
Steven Spielberg has finally collapsed into a pile of talking bones, and the adventure continues...
MANDY WANTS THIS OPPORTUNITY TO KILL MICHAEL!
And I'll go after Klogtor!
(Kiwi, in robotic form, chases down the evil bot.)
Wait, before you kill me... remember that time I bought you Cheetos?
I hope your conscience is clear! ...Wait...
(Kiwi has a flashback.)
Here, have some Cheetos.
YEEZ ^^

 

by KiwiPixi
7-10-04
I can't kill you, now...
YEEZ ^^
However...
O_O???????
(Klogtor is stopped?)
I have turned you into a hippie!
OMGWTFWHYYYYY hey man I feel goooood

 

by KiwiPixi
7-18-04
(Disturbingly silent silence)
(Back into pixie form)
Eeeeeeeeee

 

by KiwiPixi
7-18-04
PREPARE TO BE TURNED INTO VAPOR, MICHEAL!
(Micheal has second thoughts)
Wait, Mandy, maybe we can work this out. I mean, I like little boys, err, I am a child at heart. I just work and kill people for Klogtor. Those kids never slept in my bed. ...So, what do you say?
YOU DISGUST ME, PLASTICFACE!
*GG*

 

by KiwiPixi
7-18-04
I was sitting on the beach tonight, contemplating my fate.
They say everything happens for a reason...
...so, who am I, and why am I here?
Is there something I've been missing all along?
Hot ass
Your place or mine?

 

by KiwiPixi
7-18-04
Socky! SOCKY!
JU LIKE DAT, DONCHA?
Socky! I need to do MY dramatic speech now!
I'MA GIVE JA SUM DRAMA!
Oh, Socky...
MMHMM BEOTCH!

 

by KiwiPixi
9-12-04
I haven't updated this in a long time...
...

 

by KiwiPixi
9-12-04
It's about time I went on vacation... just took some time to breathe...
time away from the fighting, the killing, the randomly appearing ninjas...
HEY! Wait... how did you...
Ninjas can fly

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