All comics by KnightAttack

 

'Twas Days Before Christmas by KnightAttack 12-08-06
December 8th As I was saying, how can anyone really believe in Santa Clause, I mean, the Dude is So Fake!	Now, Let Me see Here....Hm, This mint looks goo...ARGH! WTF? Santa?! Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas Final. I heard you didn't believe in me anymore you SOB!	I don't know who the fuck you are, but get the hell out of my house, or I'll shoot you. Ho Ho Ho! Why does this always happen to me? All I ever wanted to do was bring Holiday Cheer...Oh Well, Guess I'll go scare Teal Next!

 

Teal Shows The Holiday Love by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Shortly After Visting Final Let's see....what should I do? MSN? Half-Life? Maybe see if... Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas Teal!	ARGH! Waaaaah! Who are you?! Don't Hurt Me! Wait a Second, is that you Michael? Michael? Who the Fuck is Michael? I'm Santa you dumbass.	Michael Jack........never mind. Holy Crap it IS Santa....can I poke your belly? Uh....no? I just came to rekindle your spirit Spirit, keep your fingers to yourself.

 

Santa Continues to Visit 1upers - Next Zero part 1 by KnightAttack 12-08-06
*sigh* I love This Place. What the hell are you doing in my backyard? I'm going to Call The Damn Cops!	I'm Tired of Getting Chased...Christmas time is Great, it's suppose to be about Happiness, Forgiveness! Ho Ho Ho! I see You Zero!	Dad? Why are you dressed up in a Santa Outfit? What? I'm not your dad kid. I'm Santa. I'm here bringing Good Tidings to the 1up Retreaters. You are the first one not to be scared!

 

Zero talking to Santa Part 2 by KnightAttack 12-08-06
But...Santa's Not Real. Therefore You Can't Be Real. What? Of course I'm real. Don't be stupid	*pauses for a moment*But this goes against all logic! So? You're Not always right kid.	But I am.... I don't have time for this crap. I must move on! I'm be seeing you later...Ho Ho Ho!

 

Meanwhile in Winnipeg... by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Meanwhile In Winnipeg.... Hey Final! Glad you could make it. Tell me something, did you just get talked to by some guy in a Santa suit? He was being really creepy. I think he may be attacking the 1upers! Hey Teal. Whoa, I DID get visited by some creepy guy. And man, that sucks, maybe we should do something. Lets go post to warn everybody!	Damn, you are one slow typer....Nice room though. What the hell are you talking about?! I'm the best. I can multi-task all the time!	Looks like you can do more then that.... SHUTUP! There.....its up. Now we must wait to see if anyone responds...

 

HeartlessCloud is a non-believer too! by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Heartless begins Checking the 1upRetreat Message Boards What is Teal Smoking? Santa, real? Wow, Canada must have some good **** up there....	man, it feels a little colder in here.....oh no....the doors open.......is someone behind me?! Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas. What's this? You don't believe in me either?	Your Just a Figment of my imagination. It's not possible Well Evanescence hit the charts with their crappy, redundant songs, therefore anything is possible. Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Fool!

 

Back in Winnipeg....again. by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Back In Teal's Room. Any news? Yes! I just entered City 17 Again.....I mean.....It seems Zeromaru has seen this "Santa" along with HeartlessCloud!	Perfect, Time to use my Warp Machine to go visit Heartless! Hahahahaha! You're full of ****! You don't have a warp machine.	How about shutting up before I shut you up? Waaaaaaahhhhh! Fine, whatever. Go use your stupid Machine, see if I care!

 

Dizzy At Work Part 1 by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Dizzy's At Work Hm, Santa.....it's not possible is it? I mean, he can't be alive....could he?!	Ho Ho Ho! Looks like Merry Christmas to me! What the Hell?	Get The Hell Away From Me You Creep! ARGH! You Can Run But You Can't Hide!

 

Dizzy Part 2 by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Dizzys Running For Her Life Your To Fat To Catch Me Santa! AHAHAHAHAHAH! Ho Ho Ho!	Stops WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! Uh oh!	Dizzy Then out of No Where Turns into A Ghost ARGH! Oh Shit, Time To get the **** Out Of Here! Now....where'd I park my sleigh....

 

Awkwardness At Teals House. by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Damn it! My batteries are dead and I don't have anymore! I need Triple A Batteries for my damn Warp Machine to Work! Haha. Go take a plane like a regular person! Now, if you'll excuse me...	10 seconds go by... Uh Teal? What the ****? What?	I'm just going to go...to the airport now... Wait, I'll come too! I wanna know what is going on!

 

Final and Teal in America by KnightAttack 12-08-06
I think We're in America What The Hell Gave it away, the flag draped? Hey Look It's HeartlessCloud!	Why is He Running like that? Does he always run like that? HEY HEARTLESS IT ME TEAL! AND I FINALLY HAVE A NEW FRIEND! IT'S FINAL!	Heartless slowly stops and Final is able to go and greet him *sigh* Hey Heartless, was Santa here? Yes...your stupid post was too late though! He's crazy man, and he insulted Evanescence! Like, who does that! You'll catch up to him soon, that's all I know.

 

SoulTaker gets owned by Santa by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Santa has finally found SoulTakerX in FFXI in a Realm in the Underworld Who Are You?! Why don't you have any armor? Why don't you have any stats? I'm so confused! I'm Santa Dumbass. I don't need armor or weapons	Oh ye? Well, I'm a level 62 Paladin wielding the Longsword Of Justice with 12+ magic Seriously? How Long Have You Been Playing this game?!! Paladins can't wield the Longsword of Justice!	Well fine, I'm still a level 62 Paladin weilding the Axe of Power with +21 Agility What the **** Is the Matter with You? A Paladin can't wield that, and for Goodness sakes, your holding a ****ing Sword! Damn it, I have more people to visit yet, hopefully, they are smarter then you

 

SoulTaker gets owned by Santa by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Santa has finally found SoulTakerX in FFXI in a Realm in the Underworld Who Are You?! Why don't you have any armor? Why don't you have any stats? I'm so confused! I'm Santa Dumbass. I don't need armor or weapons	Oh ye? Well, I'm a level 62 Paladin wielding the Longsword Of Justice with 12+ magic Seriously? How Long Have You Been Playing this game?!! Paladins can't wield the Longsword of Justice!	Well fine, I'm still a level 62 Paladin weilding the Axe of Power with +21 Agility What the **** Is the Matter with You? A Paladin can't wield that, and for Goodness sakes, your holding a ****ing Sword! Damn it, I have more people to visit yet, hopefully, they are smarter then you

 

Chee-Z goes for a Walk by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Chee-Z goes for a walk Man, I am Bored...what a nice winter day though....whose that coming in a red suit? What the heck?	2 block later... Uh? Who are you? What do you want?! Ho Ho Ho! Well I'm Santa Claus obviously little girl! I've come to renew your holiday spirit!	Little Girl? Oh that is SOOOOO uncool. Get away from me you stupid loser! But...but.....*sigh* I just can't catch a break....And I'll just keep moving on then...

 

Lucky's not so Lucky by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Oh MY! This is completely bull ****! MY BIRD! MY BIRD! It happened in a ****ing game! Not real life too! ARGH!	Just then.... Uh? FIRE! AHHHHH!	As The Fire Goes Out, Santa Appears... *begins to cry* Merry Christmas Lucky! Ho Ho Ho! Lookslike my work here is done! And I'm off again!

 

Back to Teal and Final... by KnightAttack 12-08-06
What the hell are you looking at There's...something there.....almost a magical trail...left by a magical sleigh!	What? Have you been at my stash again? Stash? What? No, no, no. I think we're closing in on Santa. We Need to Regroup	And that means.... Back to the 'Peg man. We need your "multi-tasking" skills. You track him, and I'll find him.

 

Santa Goes After JC by KnightAttack 12-08-06
Meanwhile In Calgary... Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas JC! How's my favo........	Oh.

 

Grimey Runs into Santa Part 1 by KnightAttack 12-09-06
Yar! Damn, I should Good. I really don't know why Irish made me get dressed up for this party though...I mean, Costumes? It's Christmas! Where is she anyway?	Just Then, Santa Appears From Around the Corner Oh, damn Irish, it's about time you got here! Ho Ho Ho! What Are you talking About? I'm Santa....	Uh huh.....sure you are. Damn, you pull of Santa well Irish! Well, we better get to this party soon! I told you, I'm Santa...did you say Party?...Well.....alright! Let's Go!

 

We Finally Caught Up To A-Cow by KnightAttack 12-10-06
Somewhere At The Far End Of the World... Damn it! How the Hell Did I get here? I don't remember anything...	More Time Passes I'm not going insane....yet. I REALLY need to play WoW soon though....or it might just kill Me.	A-Cow Pauses For a Moment Wait a Second....I'm talking to myself. Holy CRAP, I'm going INSANE already! This 30 minutes without WoW is killing me! ahhhhhh!

 

Grimey part 2 by KnightAttack 12-14-06
Santa and Grimey Go to the Party Ho Ho Ho! I smell Cookies! Wow, Irish, you really are into character!	Meanwhile, Irish Shows up to the Party Hey, who are you? Have you seen someone here named Grimey? Ho Ho Ho! I'm Santa obviously, Grimey's over there *points to the left*	Irish catches up to Grimey...and the plot thickens Irish? Whoa, I thought you were Santa What? No! I'm not Santa, I'm a hippy, not some guy in a Red suit....Who is he? Where'd he go?

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