All comics by Kraz

 

The runs. by Kraz 11-24-01
Oh god... not now...	Oh my god... it's going to come out!	Jesus christ I just shit my pants! Holy fuck... what the hell is that STENCH?

 

Buttsexx. by Kraz 11-24-01
Homage to 'ewig' on irc. Recently, I did a comic about a woman who liked the fact that she shit her pants....	Some people claimed it was 'not funny' and 'terribly gay'.	Well at least I don't take it up the butt like ewig.

 

Thank you for calling _______ ______________. by Kraz 12-14-01
A sample call from a call center. Thank you for calling "x-call-center-I-can't-insert-here-for-legal-reasons", my name is BEN DOVER, how may I assist you today? Yes, I'm calling because I have a question about my cable bill?	Ok, what seems to be the problem? Yea, apparently I can't order any more pay per view on channel 840... it says "please call local office" or something like that. Why is that?	.....I see here on your account that you've ordered 15 adult erotica movies as well as the fact that you're $300 dollars behind in your payments. ......... *click*

 

Humor Styles... take one! by Kraz 12-14-01
The types of StripCreator comics... In reality, the comics at Strip Creator are almost all the same types of humor.	The first type's probably the most common type, where not only the characters change midway through the comic, but also the punchline is some abstract word which makes the strip unfunny.	Moh!

 

Humor Styles... take two! by Kraz 12-14-01
More Strip Creator humor types... Probably the 2nd most common type is the one where characters only say one thing in the first strip, keeping the previous theme I mentioned intact.

 

Humor Styles... take three! by Kraz 12-14-01
A variant on this is where the whole dialog for the strip mainly takes place in the narration.	People tell the entire story using narrative boxes, and put a thought balloon above the character in the last panel.	Often, the character wishes death upon himself for having to go through this torrid process. Turn me into KFC, PLEASE!!!

 

Moved to FL Part 1 by Kraz 12-24-01
And now for a different kind of comic... First: realization So my parents feel like I made the right choice in moving out, because it would be responsible. And of course because I had a 'falling out' with my dad.	Second: Action, judgement and revelation. So I move to FL with that motivation in mind, only to discover 3 months later everything sucks. The jobs available here suck, and I'm generally unhappy here.	Third: Same idea, different location. Only this time they're disappointed that I want to be closer to home. Apparently a couple of thousand miles wasn't far enough. So I tell them I'm going to move back, only not live at home with them, and suddenly I feel like an outcast again because I want to move closer to home even though they are concerned for me.

 

Moved to FL Part 2 by Kraz 12-24-01
Part 2 I don't get it. Why would they want me to move out, then be disappointed and show concern for me when I moved a few thousand miles away?	Don't forget that they show so much more concern for you when you're so far away. Despite their concern, now when I tell them I'm going to move back, but live somewhere else so that I'm not at home, they try to talk me into staying here!	So when I decide to move back to VA and live somewhere else, they get mad! WTF? Parents are so fucking weird. Your best bet is to just kill them and feed their bodies to squirrels. I'll drink to that!

 

Humor Styles... take four! by Kraz 12-29-01
A very reoccuring theme on these types of comics are the ones about self-loathing...	Typically one person creates a whole series based around how their life sucks. Honestly, I hope they kick the bucket. I'm tired of their bitching.	And to summarize... the ultimate goal of suicide is rarely achieved.

 

Humor Styles... take five! (Don't forget ones w/ no dialog!) by Kraz 12-29-01

 

Humor Styles... take six! by Kraz 12-29-01
I feel that the whole "god/satan/religion" comics deserve their own catagory. Holy shit... it's Satan himself! Yes, Jesus. I have come to visit you in my 3 forms of ultimate evil so that you may raise your arms in fear!	Um.... Mwahaha! Bestow your helplessness upon me as I unleash metamorphosis!	Boy am I going to hell for this! It's a good thing I'm not catholic. I hate to tell you this, but I am NAILED to a CROSS. It's not like I'm ACTING this way on PURPOSE... Excuses excuses!

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