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by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
In the Bronx...
Want me to make you a balloon little girl?
Oh...my...God...
How about a lollipop?
Is he SERIOUS?
How about I paint your face?
Ok...first you beckon to make me a balloon that's only going to fly away. Next, you offer me a lollipop, HAVE YOU LOOKED AROUND LATELY?! Third, FACEPAINT? I could get shot! Idiot clown...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
In the Bronx...
Want me to make you a balloon little girl?
Oh...my...God...
How about a lollipop?
Is he SERIOUS?
How about I paint your face?
Ok...first you beckon to make me a balloon that's only going to fly away. Next, you offer me a lollipop, HAVE YOU LOOKED AROUND LATELY?! Third, FACEPAINT? I could get shot! Idiot clown...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
In the Bronx 2...
Want ME to make you a balloon little girl?
Oh...my...God...
Hello?
Mmm...
Are you deaf?
You can make me whatever you want baby! Oops did I say that out loud?

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
Nice night tonight isn't it?
Is he hitting on me?
So what's your name pretty lady?
Ah what do I say? WHAT DO I SAY?!
Do you talk?
Ne hablos english...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
In the Bronx...
Are you lost little girl?
Is he trying to seduce me?
Do you need help?
Are you trying to seduce me?
Ok then see you later...
Wait let's have sex!

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
What you looking at? HAHA!
Poor peasant...
Hey...I've got a BONE to pick with you! HAHA!
Don't make me do it...
AAAAHHHH!!!!
You tempted me...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
Youre going to DIE today!
Whatcha got there?
Ready to be BEATEN?
Oooh...kinky! I like it!
There's no use...
Wait...let me use that hammer before you go *wink*

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
Hey want to have some fun?
Oh dear God...
How about you come back to my place?
What ARE you?

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
Hey...want to make a buck?
By doing what?
Um...by taking off your clothes
Ok how much and for how long?
We'll negotiate later...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
What's wrong dude?
It's past the black line
Oh...?
Sucker!
Bastard American!

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
So what are you being for Halloween?
I don't know. I haven't given it much thought
How about this...
Halloween
Hey I thought we both agreed on hippie costumes!
So easy...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
So where's your mom again?
In the living room with my dad
Want to play Legos?
Can I play with YOU?
You're a bit horny for five, don't you think so?
Not at all!

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
"And then, I'm going to pour hot chocolate all over your steaming hot body..."
Eric I need you to...OH DEAR GOD!
*gasp* DAMMIT MOM! GET OUT!
"Where were we?"
"You were pouring chocolate over me"

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
What are you here for?
I tried to have sex with an old lady...you?
Um...
Well...?
I tried to have sex with a bunny rabbit...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
Why are we here again? The convent's the other way...
I wanted to talk with you about something...
Oh I see where this is going...
You do?
Make it quick...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
What the hell happened to you?
Is that what you're being for Halloween?
DIE CHOIR BOY DIEEEE!!!

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
"You owe the government $200,000 in backed taxes. You have 30 days to come up with the money"
Oh man...I'll never come up with all that money in 30 days...or will I?
I'll give you 100 boys for $200,000.
Sold!

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
So you mean to tell me you've had sex 8 times?
Yep!
And you're only 5?!
Yep!
Can I be the 9th?
I knew it! YOU PERV!!

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
So then he said, "It's me, not you." Like I'm supposed to believe that!
Don't men just make you sick!?
Yeah!
Want to have sex?
Sure...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
You're not going anywhere until you tell me why you melted Snowman Village!
...
WELL?
...
Ok nevermind, go play and get out of my face
If only he could remember that HE melted the village when he was partying last night...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-16-03
Ok it's Christmas little girl. What do you want as a present?
I can have anything I want?
Yes you can...ANYTHING YOU WANT
Sweet!
THIS is what I'm talking about!
Not again...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-17-03
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey

 

by KrazyApe00
10-17-03
Ask for a beer!
Can I have a beer?
No

 

by KrazyApe00
10-30-03
Back when I was young...
Oh no not again...
And then there's this one time...
When will he ever stop?
And then I had sex with an elephant for $50 bucks.
WHAT?!

 

by KrazyApe00
10-30-03
So what are you supposed to be for Halloween?
I'm a dragon...what are you?
What's this Halloween you speak of? I'm an alien!

 

by KrazyApe00
10-30-03
What are you supposed to be?
I'm a pumpkin...what do I LOOK like?
I'm an elf, what's a pumpkin?
It's me you stupid whatever you want to call yourself...
At least I'm not orange!
Hell I'd rather be orange than green with pointy ears and stupid golden balls around my neck...

 

by KrazyApe00
10-30-03
My inner ego says...
I just want everyone to know that I'm feeling down today...
Also that I'm a loser and I hate my life...
And I look ridiculous in this outfit...I know. This was the only outfit left at the costume store...

 

by KrazyApe00
11-01-03
Hey goat...what's happening?
Nothing much just sitting on my stool...
Did I ever thank you for giving me cheese?
Um no...
Well I'm saying thank you now
Um...you know that my cheese is actually my shit?

 

by KrazyApe00
11-01-03
And then he was like, "But I love you and I said, 'What's love got to do with it?" *laughs*
Wow he's weird...
I know!
Want to have sex?
Sure...

 

by KrazyApe00
11-01-03
*sings and dances*
...And remember, tobacco is WACKO if you're a teen!"
Your ass is on fire...

 

by KrazyApe00
11-01-03
What the hell are YOU so happy about?
I'm Clappy the Clip. Why are you so sad?
Well I live on a farm where I milk cows and feed chickens all day, I've got no electricity, I can't shave, I smell like ass 'cause I don't shower, and I've got a small penis...why should I be happy?
Hmm...I see your point...
Exactly

 

by KrazyApe00
11-01-03
So are you a good basketball player?
No...
Do you have a big penis?
What?!
Well you're black right...
Here we go...

 

by KrazyApe00
11-01-03
A Re-enactment of my recent breakup...
It's not you...it's me...
Uh huh
Really though...I'm a lesbian
Sure...
Those are the top two excuses on a list of 10 that a girl makes up when she wants to dump someone...
Hmm...he's right...

 

by KrazyApe00
11-03-03
Do you know how much fat's in that thing?
Yes and I don't care...
All that mayonnaise and mustard and meat and oil. That's SO bad for you.
Yeah and...
Look we're in the middle of a desert! Let me have ONE BITE!

 

by KrazyApe00
5-02-04
So I'm back...are you happy?
What if I told you I was an angel holding a sword that can slice you in half...are you happy now?
That's what I thought...beotch

 

by KrazyApe00
5-02-04
Nice ball

 

by KrazyApe00
5-02-04
So I'm in love and it feels so great
I truly found the "one" for me and I'm SO excited to start my new life with her
Don't you just love being in love?
Got any grapes?

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