All comics by Kryxzzc

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by Kryxzzc
1-13-01
Hi, I'm Neal, Bob's brother. You a friend of Monica's?
Yes, we work in the same department.
Good party, isn't it?
Yeah, it's not bad.
So, what did you come as?

 

by Kryxzzc
1-13-01
*Don't talk to me about car insurance..!
Okay..

 

by Kryxzzc
1-13-01
::derr-nerr nerr-nerr nerr-nerr::
::derr-nerr nerr-NERR NERR-NERR::
Oh pooh. Line..?

 

by Kryxzzc
1-13-01
No, seriously - I was the prototype model of the Simpsons characters
Very impressive.
Course, I get to inherit the Earth.

 

by Kryxzzc
1-13-01
Could you scratch my nose?

 

by Kryxzzc
1-13-01
"Look! A shooting star!" "Where?"
Xyrrrzzic! Qwwwrix irrrtvvwq!
Cwwqrrzzx?
"There! Oh, you missed it."
Qwwrrx! Yym, xzzrrc rrwqhc.
"Hey! There's another one!" "You're *trying* to hurt me now, aren't you?"
Qwwwrrc! Wwryyxx zxxc!
Yyyyyyrxx *wccrr* xyssczzz?

 

by Kryxzzc
1-13-01
Okay, say 'cheese'!
Um, Mr Bailey..?
I'm over here.

 

by Kryxzzc
1-13-01
I don't know what to watch tonight.
Surprise me!
Actually, *I'm* watching *you*.

 

by Kryxzzc
1-14-01
You mean you eliminated war, poverty, crime and disease on your planet *without* compromising the necessary challenges your species needed to meet in order to continue to evolve?
Correct, Earthman. Now we have journeyed many light years to *your* world, to assist *your* civilisation in achieving the same goal.
Wow, that's amazing. Would you do something for me?
Of course.
Say "shazbat"?

 

by Kryxzzc
1-14-01
I can't do this anymore..

 

by Kryxzzc
1-14-01
How far do we have to carry this invisible pane of glass again?

 

by Kryxzzc
1-15-01
Hello Big Brother House - This is Davina!
I love you, Douglas! Good luck!
I love you, too! Good luck, Jane!
The winner of Big Brother 2001 and the £80,000 iiiiiiiiis..............
...DOUGLAS!
Well, it was either £80,000 or that twat's head on a stick..
I love you!! I love you all!!!!

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