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by LemonadeTears
6-22-04
Santa is sick of people not being thankful-
Eek! What the hell is that?
For my gift I want the pain to go away.
The zombie knew in his heart his suffering was over....this man is Santa!
Pain to go away...away...I've got it!
I don't want fame, money, or a great face- I just want to be happy and loved. I want my kids to be........
Santa morphs after eating some reindeer treats!
Lets just see what we can do about that pain.....
I changed my mind...I want a great face, lots of money, and to be known the world over!

 

by LemonadeTears
6-22-04
"Now Timmy, this is your last chance to do it right. If you don't you'll surely burn in hell."
"But last time you said if I let you stick it in my ass Jesus would love me forever."
"God said let there be light. I have devoted myself to bringing the light to the little boys of the world. I have brought the light to as many dark tunnels as I could get beind."
"Riiight. So basically you're admitting to the rape of hundreds of boys who went to you for guidence and the teachings of the lord and savior Jesus Christ...." "Okay boys, this one gets fried."
mmmm, long hair.....broad shoulders...tiny skirt.....huuuuge sword....
mmmm, little hair....small physique.....white collar....nice cross....

 

by LemonadeTears
6-23-04
Just last month....
"Wanna give me oral? You'd be making an old man happy!"
Oh god, another one?....I already did this last week!
Last week in science class....
Hmm, I wonder what a anal chicken exam is....perhaps its fun...
This should be no problem.....guys do it to me all the time.....however they do use different tools....
Just last night.....
"Hehehehe, I've never had a girlfriend before....do we uh....um...you know - do it?"
Whatever I can do to help the needy....

 

by LemonadeTears
6-23-04
One sunny afternoon a squirrel meets a fairy-
"I shall grant you a wish. What shall it be?"
"I want a nut"
With visons of nuts in his head-
"Then a nut you shall receive!"
"Oh boy, I can't wait!"
Disaster strikes...damn hippies!
"Groovy..."
God damn it all...I wanted a walnut!

 

by LemonadeTears
6-23-04
"Dude, your hoodie is bangin' yo! Muh gurl thinks hoodies are dope, ya heard!"
"Word dawg. I was out wit muh gurl and we got all kinds of bangin' gear!"
Must kill....must kill....must kill
BOBBY! Your mom said not to bring that to school anymore! I'm telling the teacher!
"Bet you 75 cents for a pop at lunch I'll do it...."
If he's dead they cancel school for a couple days....great!

 

by LemonadeTears
6-26-04
Oh god.
Oh good.
Oh god.
Oh good.
Oh god.
Oh good.

 

by LemonadeTears
6-26-04
What am I supposed to do? Oh god, I'm talking to a squirrel....
Wanna give me some nuts? No? Then kill yourself asshole!
Ouch...whats poking me in the ass?
Ah, could this simple object be my savior?
Here goes nothing!
If at first you don't suceed....try again until your stupid ass gets it right.

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