man vs. squirrel by LiaRager11-28-01 hungry shady character X approaches unsuspecting furry victim Y. hungry shady character X implements Operation: Avoid Starvation hello, little squirrel...want some candy? i'm not supposed to talk to strangers hungry shady character X encounters some difficulty i'm not going to hurt you. what is that in your hand? thwarted a candy cane. nice try, pal.
chicks... by LiaRager11-28-01 betty, do these pants make me look fat? please, tina...you've got a great ass what about my hips? are my hips okay? of course they are! you have a fabulous body, honey. i sucked the candy coating off an M&M this morning. i feel like such a cow. fat ass.
gill hicks. by LiaRager11-28-01 can i help you with something? your eyes...they're very intriguing. in what way? they look very much like two supple breasts protruding from your forhead do you have any plans saturday night? go to hell.
space invaders by LiaRager11-28-01 people of earth...i come in peace! "HE'S GOT A GUN!" "wait...nevermind."