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by Lilghostgirl
10-03-06
Dude. Dude. Dude. DUDE! Dude, dude, dude dude. Hey dude! Hey, Hey! Hey dude!
.............
......!
I'll be right back.
Now where'd I put that shotgun?

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-03-06
Oh man! Steve, they're taking away our health benifits!
Yup we're ruined, Mike. We should just go through with that murder suicide pact!
Hmm maybe. But why does everything have to be a murder suicide with you. I'm going to call the office and see what can be done.
I dunno why. But hey if that doesnt work out there's always my way.
Mike walks away
Hey, Steve. I had an acident. thank god for health care.
Uh huh... time for that murder sucide.

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-03-06
Screech! I'm a vampire bat here to suck your blood.
......okay.
Aren't you terrified. Look blood!
Guess who my favorite singer is!
Ozzy.
....okay I gotta go now. I'll be seeing you kid...eh screech and all that. Gah!

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-03-06
The eteral struggle for a meal...
GRAR
I just want to finish my breakfast! Before going after you I finished off the eggs.
Wait. Egss? The eggs! Oh no! NO! Not eggs! NOT EGGS!
Yeah and with a cup of coffee.
Eggs...I loved you eggs and you never knew it. EGGS!
Look I have to be at work in ten minutese. can we hurry this up?

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-03-06
........
Should I bother asking what happened or not?
It all started long ago, my problems that is. No one could have fortold the dark evil and long winded drama that would come of it.
Awww crap...
Five hours later...
Then when I was 12 I got pused in to the mud. This was a symbolic cleansing of my innocence. Since that moment I was shown that the world is a cruel and dark and sticky place.
Great. Now I've burst in to flamese. thanks.

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-04-06
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Hey baby. You an angel? because I like your body.
No.
What are you then, hottie?
Demon. And I do believe that right now you are the "hottie"
GAH!

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-09-06
People beat me up because I like something they dont. They just dont get it!
Yeah I know how you feel. People make fun of me because I'm like smarter then them. I see the world for what it is and not their picture perfect barbie obessed conformism BLAH BLAH BLAH
Oh my god! Whats your problem?! I'm I cant believe I thought I could relate to you.
you dont get it either. You see the reason the world is a dark and terribly dark place is....
I'm getting out of here.
Thats exactly what I'm talking about. Leave. Yeah leave like the rest of those conformists.

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-09-06
God. I cant think anything clever.
..........
What are you doing?
Trying to make your head explode
Oh. Well... It isnt working.
*sigh* I can see that. I guess I'll have to destroy you the old fashion way. I'm off to hire a hitman.

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-09-06
I have come for your soul.
No.
But...
No.
But I...!
No. I'm going home.

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-10-06
These fucking illegal aliens make me sick! They need to get out of this country!
Yeah man!
I think they should all be shipped back to their own countries! This is america! For americans! Not some stupid fucking aliens!
Yeah! If there were some aliens here I'd kick their asses off!
Get the probulator
*nod**nod*

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-16-06
I love halloween! Just look at all the cool costumes!
I am all evil and stuff!
and that one! Dude sweet costume!
........... What costume?
Uh....
?????????

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-16-06
Welcome and...Oh, god its you.
Meat is murder man, Meat is murder.
You come here everyday. Dont you have some where you could be? A job, with friends? ANYWHERE ELSE?!!?
No...No not really.
that sucks.
Yeah... *pause* meat is murder.

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-16-06
Death has had a long day of soul collecting and just wants to chill.
Mmmm Sea breeze. These things are good.
Hey! HEY! You that guy! The one on the TV box. I seen you!
Look buddy. I'm really tired and I just want to enjoy my evening off.
Shoot boy! I knew you were famous! You gonna give me an autograph or what?!
After that nobody else asked for an autograph
Thats it!

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-23-06
My friend asked...no told me to write a new comic. I dont really have anything new right now.
.............
yep. you happy now? because I'm done

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-30-06
Hi there. I am super happy japanse anime girl. Kawi! Arent I just cute!?!?!?
What the hell are you on?
CRACK!

 

by Lilghostgirl
10-30-06
Hello doctor.
Hey there! Lets get right to it. how about I check you for breast cancer?!
.......................... you're a dentist.
Or should we start with the pap smear?

 

by Lilghostgirl
1-31-07
I freaking hate Valentines Day
Me too.
I'd like to teach that winged jerk Cupid a lesson!
Well that might be a little hard....
Since he started working out. Guess he got tired of beatings every year.
Oh yeah feel the love.

 

by Lilghostgirl
7-19-07
Dude! Check it out! A midget vampire!
HIIISSSSSS Human! You have no idea what kind of danger you have now placed yourself in!
... Well what kind of danger is it Tiny Vampire?
HISS Stop calling me small. Wintes my transformation! See my greatess!
HA! are you now afraid mortal!?
Dude! Check it out a slightly taller midget vampire!

 

by Lilghostgirl
7-19-07
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Bah?
I'm sorry sir but I do believe we've found your wife's murderer....and it was a sheep!
A sheep? Thats what you said killed her? Well...thats just TRAGIC *snicker snicker* thank you so much detective!

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