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by LippySkippy
6-28-06
Office gossip of Kansas
There are 3 'S's to describe people you see in the State of Kansas !..
What are they?
We finally figured out how much Kansas can suck our fuckin big toe
Sunshine, Sunflowers & Sun of Bitches
LoL, yup that sumes it up, our state of the great Missouri is better then the state of Kansas and with some nicer people too

 

by LippySkippy
6-28-06
Mr. Recarnated Bubbles I presume?
YES, I am he you speaking to
Is it true you have Micheal Jackson's bones in a closet at your house?
NO no, that is untrue, I use to have Micheal Jackson's bones in my closet, the authorities was snooping to much so I had to dispose of em
K, so then you can help me find, WHAT, wait, you disposed the bones, where?, um, then you can tell me where my 10 yr old boy is at. I was told MJ was doing the NAUGHTY to him and you video taped it
WHAT, how in the hell did you find out that?, I thought MJ burned that tape ooo sneeky bastard he USE to be lol

 

by LippySkippy
7-02-06
K, BITCH, I wants you to go in there and gets my mothafuckin money!
BUT..I tried, all I get is a fat lip and stains on my nice fish net stockings!
I'LL BE GIVING YA THE FAT LIP WOMAN IF YA DONT' GO IN THERE AND GET MY FUCKIN CASH!
FINE, BUT
BUT WHAT? BITCH
I'll be goin to Walt Disney World with ya motha fuckin cash, cuz YA MY BITCH NOW

 

by LippySkippy
8-15-06
Hey there, are you a model for?
ME? a model *giggles* with whom?
Playboy, ya like doing all fours, nasty, NASTY CHANTEZ?
EXCUSE ME?, who the fuck do you think you are asshole pig?
Oh, lets say my father own that huge mansion in the hills with a pool shape of a bunny!
GOD, why couldn't I get a religous dude at my door, but you HAD to give me this fuckin moron. GOD PLEASE STRIKE ME WHERE I STAND UGH!..

 

by LippySkippy
8-17-06
When wasp attack
Hey Bob!
Yeah Frank?
Yeah know whats great being a wasp!
No, what?
West Nile Virus.... IT ROCKS!
Hell Yeah! *BURP*

 

by LippySkippy
2-20-07
Has this ever happen to you ? Now for the story Mauh
Good evening reader, You must be wondering why you of all people recieved this chain letter. I will get to it right now, please read all of the instructions that is in this letter.
Ooooh, I got a letter, in th mai...l
1.Rub dog shit on yourself 2. Take your clothes off 3. Wrap a towel around yourself 4. Take a picture of yourself
What a sinch to do this is fun
5 hrs and 22 instructions after
23. Dance around Making sure the towel is loose and start wiggling. After you have done all that, send it to 20 other of your friends and see what happens
FUCK ME, WHEN WILL THIS SHIT EVER END ARGGGGGGGGG

 

by LippySkippy
7-08-07
Don't Judge a book by its cover *Don't judge us ghost hunters by what we do*
That is a question for anyone to answer ! Why put blame on us ghost hunters for?
We don't vandilize / steal items from cemataries,historical places
*This is pretty much a RANT then a comic
How about put blame on the "goth kids" you would think they do stupid shit like that.
We ghost hunters have standards & protocols we go by on/during investigations of private home and or business's.
So, do you, think what goes on in historical places / cemetaries that deals with stealing and vandilizim that make others think its us ghost hunters?
Its a toughy to answer isn't it huh. We don't like to be judge like the goth kids don't like it. So really is anyone right to judge anyone else?

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