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by LiquidMK
5-31-06
Alright let's see. There's a man-eating bug right in front of me.. What do I do now..
Squeak?
STAY BACK SWINE!
Later..
So this is what it's like to be in a bug's stomach.

 

by LiquidMK
5-31-06
Welcome to Hell, brother.
I thought this was the man-eating bug's stomach.
It may seem that way, but believe it.
I see.
Maybe I should tell him the truth..
Wait a minute.. What is this squishy substance below me?

 

by LiquidMK
5-31-06
Ok ok. I lied. This is the actual stomach of the Man-Eating Bug named Bob.
..Bob?
Yes. Bob. He eats at least five humans a day.
Really.
You're lucky enough to be here instead of the actual stomach.. It smells like Haggis.
Gross.

 

by LiquidMK
5-31-06
Oh yes.. And I'm not a priest.
Then what are you?
Huh?
A ninja with the ability to disguise himself as a priest who lives in a Man-Eating Bug named Bob's stomach.
How awkward.

 

by LiquidMK
5-31-06
Strange? Yes. But it's perfectly natural.
So wait.. Why is a ninja like you doing here in Bob's stomach? Isn't that..
Want me to get the Stomach Devil?
What's so natural about that?
I'm sick of talking with you, anyways.
Alright.. I guess.

 

by LiquidMK
5-31-06
Hello. I am the Stomach Devil. May I help you?
A mailman?
I am NOT a mailman. I am the STOMACH DEVIL.
..Well ok. Whatever.
By the way, is this yours?
...

 

by LiquidMK
5-31-06
You go read that letter. I have better things to do.
Hmm?
"In order to escape the Bug's first stomach, you must meet with the Grandmaster Griffin."
What is this? Harry Potter?

 

by LiquidMK
6-01-06
Hello strange thing, do you know where I can find Grandmaster Griffin?
Who are you and why are you near the sacred watercooler?

 

by LiquidMK
6-01-06
Grandmaster Griffin..?
Yep yep. That's me!
..You don't look too scary to me.
Oh really? Well.. May I take some blood from you?
Twenty minutes later..
Gee thanks..
I am terribly sorry... But you won't be able to walk for a bit.

 

by LiquidMK
6-01-06
Here is the exit, my friend. Safe travels.
Yeah uh.. Thanks a lot..
Where the hell am I anyway?
Ugh.. Too..Many.. Humans..

 

by LiquidMK
6-02-06
You again?
Yes. Me again. You stupid dumb.. Small thing.
I should kill you now before you begin another round of your reign of terror.
Bugs have feelings too, you know.

 

by LiquidMK
6-02-06
Ah yes. Another delightful day in the woods. Just in time for something good to happen! The possibilities are endless! This is the best day of my life!!
This sucks.

 

by LiquidMK
6-05-06
Alrighty. So I killed the evil deadly bug named Bob which hopefully saved all of mankind. Now then..
Arr matey?

 

by LiquidMK
6-05-06
Let me guess.. You're the next idiot who will catch me and bring me to my deepest darkest nightmare or something like that, right?
Arr. Pretty much so.
I must prevent this from happening.
10 seconds later..
Nevermind then.
Tasty.

 

by LiquidMK
6-05-06
What the..? I thought I killed you.
Not really. I did my pretend-to-be-dead trick to.. Well.. Trick you to thinking I'm really dead.
Very devious of you.
And you must be wondering why I'm here.
Bloody hell.

 

by LiquidMK
6-06-06
I'm stuck here again.. I can't ask that Griffin dude or he'll rip my legs off again.. Hmm..
This guy looks familiar..
That ninja dude would kill me as well.. He was a strange fellow as well..
Why did he just mention me?
The stomach demon would kill me as well.. Man.. This place is a very hostile environment..
Maybe I should walk away quietly..

 

by LiquidMK
6-06-06
Ah! The ninja who disguises himself as a priest who lives in the upper stomach of the man-eating bug named Bob!
Damnit.
What are you doing here? I thought you escaped Bob recently. Why are you back here?
To escape again.
Why am I not surprised?

 

by LiquidMK
6-06-06
Are there any unique ways to defeat Bob?
Yes. And it's quite simple, if you ask me. All you have to do is..
Flashback
HOO HAH!
...
If you defeated him, how did you end up here anyway?
He needed a friend.

 

by LiquidMK
6-07-06
Alright.. How can I kill this bug internally?
Well..
You could always break the sacred watercooler.
But what's the fun in that?

 

by LiquidMK
6-07-06
Alright. I'll break it. Seeya Ninja dude.
Farewell.
Huh?
..Don't look at me. I didn't do it.

 

by LiquidMK
6-08-06
If you didn't do this.. Then who did?
Either Bob is smoking or I might fear the worst..
..What the hell would he smoke anyway?
You are the dumbest drug ever.
Thanks!

 

by LiquidMK
6-09-06
Alright that's it. I'm leaving this strange grey fog of death inside of Bob's stomach.
I hate it when he makes long sentences..
See you later.
Loser.
Maybe I should remind him to go to the way he went last time... Nah.

 

by LiquidMK
6-09-06
Ah yes.. The watercooler. If I break this, then I will be freed!
This seems too easy.. Especially without a guardian or something.
..Oh.. right..
You again?

 

by LiquidMK
6-10-06
Okay. I have to break the watercooler, kay?
Why?
To destroy the man-eating bug named Bob for good and end his reign of terror.
..But why the sacred watercooler?

 

by LiquidMK
6-10-06
I have word from my agents that Mr. Filler (Myself) has to think up a logical plot of sorts. So I have decided to interview different people.. Like this man.
Sup.
Absolutely nothing, I am out of the ordinary.
...
Skulls don't have pockets.
Give me your money, punk.

 

by LiquidMK
6-11-06
What? Are you expecting a very important plot twist to happen or something?

 

by LiquidMK
6-11-06
Hello! Filler D. Skull here again! Preparing for another interview with Mr. Red.
It's Master Red.
Well whatever. Anyway, here's a question from one of my imaginary friends.. "Do robots plan on taking over the world"?
Of course not.
Quite.
But we plan on destroying it soon.

 

by LiquidMK
6-12-06
I suppose it was a bad idea, then.
Absolutely.
With the critical water mass inside of Bob, he will surely self destruct in a watery boom.
Then how the hell will we get outta here without being blown to bits?
Drink the water.

 

by LiquidMK
6-13-06
Finally out again.
Why are you drooling at me?

 

by LiquidMK
6-13-06
Wait a minute.. He died by the mass amounts of water in his body!
Man, he must've had bladder problems.

 

by LiquidMK
6-13-06
Wait a minute.. Why am I seeing the exact same bug in the distance?
15 seconds later..
Hey buddy, are you alright? Did that blue shirt dude hurt you?
Oh, you're dead. Well that's a shame.. But that guy tastes damn good.

 

by LiquidMK
6-13-06
This place looks.. Different.
Hi! My name is George Zimmer, founder and CEO of Zimmer Corporation! If you wish to meet me, come deeper in Al's stomach! Please.. Come to my fabulous village for more information!
..Can someone tell me what just happened?

 

by LiquidMK
6-13-06
Hey uh.. Do you know where I am?
You again? I thought you left.
Wait what?
It seems like the you I've met a few minutes ago was actually the future you, which might cause a time paradox in this slightly confusing story.
I don't believe you.
If you meet yourself, the universe will spontaneous combust into itty bitty pieces.. Or it might be the crack I've been sniffing this morning.

 

by LiquidMK
6-13-06
So, you're saying that if I die, then there will be a plothole in the storyline.
Correct.
And if I encounter myself, that will cause a time paradox.. Right?
Correct.
Stop saying that.
Correct.

 

by LiquidMK
6-14-06
Not just a bug, pal.. A man-eating bug.
Great scott! A bug!
Very funny. You must be a prop to fool me.
..Ugh.. Tastes like crumpets.

 

by LiquidMK
6-15-06
Thank you for meeting me, George Zimmer! And remember, think zim.. Zimmerific!
Uh.. Mr. Zimmer guy?
Ah! Hello my blue shirted friend. What should George Zimmer do for you? Shine your shoes? Take out your laundry? I will do so!
Something tells me that I won't be breaking a watercooler this time.

 

by LiquidMK
6-17-06
Good evening, sir. May I help you?
..Griffin?! What are you doing here?
Griffin? Oh.. That is my twin brother.. My name is Griffon.
As much as I really want to break the fourth wall, I cannot help but laugh.

 

by LiquidMK
6-17-06
Sure, laugh all you want. However, unlike my brother, I am a pacifist.
Oh good.
I mean.. Looking at blood makes me queasy.
That's good to hear.
Then again, the taste of blood is bloody.. great.
Awesome.. Wait what?

 

by LiquidMK
6-18-06
If you're trying to get outta here, go through that strange red round hole over there.
Thanks, pal.
Are you going to haunt me again?
Indeed, my blood thirsty friend.

 

by LiquidMK
6-19-06
It's you again.. How did you escape?
I used the escape route.
I see.
Then you obviously think I would let you go, right?

 

by LiquidMK
6-21-06
These bugs aren't as scary as I thought.. One hit in the head with a hammer kills them.
This hammer is destined to smash bugs. I know it.

 

by LiquidMK
6-22-06
Aha. A defenseless man-eating bug! Maybe if I use my hammer.. I will kill it!
You're kidding right?

 

by LiquidMK
7-05-09
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Why does it feel like we've been standing here for years?
Dunno.

 

by LiquidMK
7-05-09
Seriously though. How about a truce? This whole eating thing is pointless.
'Kay.
Really? I thought humans were your favorite.
Nah.
..Forgot about the truce then.
Your loss.

 

by LiquidMK
7-05-09
Now leave me alone.
Fine.
And so, Hal decided to do what he does best.. However..
Those plans are quickly halted.
Keke..
..Why do I feel a new plot point coming?

 

by LiquidMK
7-06-09
Hm.. I wonder what this means.. Could it be another eat-me-again scenerio or..
..Probably an entirely new plot altogether..
Feed me.
I guess it's the latter.

 

by LiquidMK
7-06-09
The second comic had "A" instead of "The". So excuse that.
I'm hungry. Feed me.
Okay.. Plant.. Thing. What do you want?
Hm.
As if the comic couldn't get any more cliché.

 

by LiquidMK
7-07-09
Oh well. I guess it can't be helped.
?
10 minutes later..
Hey I heard there were humans over here. Where are they?

 

by LiquidMK
7-07-09
After two hours of endless bugs..
Burp.
Hm. This is my chance to go home without worrying about those bugs.
Well my plant friend, I'm afraid this is when we depart. Until next time.
Now I feel bad.

 

by LiquidMK
7-07-09
Later at Hal's house..
I should get that plant tomorrow.. But then again..
Well Hal. You seem to have a.. Busy schedule.
You didn't knock, Dave.
Do you see a door?
Oh. Right.

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