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by LitoKruz
11-02-01
At the Hughes household
And best of all it contains no vitamins or minerals!!
Great another freakin Lito Juice commercial!
I'll just check my stocks!
Alls Well that ends well!
And in stock news today Zima drops another 50 points!
THis wouldn't happen if Fraim was still in charge! It could be worse...I could have invested in K2 Cider or the MWA...where is the free porn!

 

by LitoKruz
11-11-01
Inside the WFW lockerooms!
OK-OK! That's it you two break it up right now!
Dude-what's their problem?
They are fighting over which one of them had the worst WFW gimmick! Thay always do!
Will you two ever stop arguing over who had the worse gimmick?
No way nameless asian girl! I should win! Vengeance was a much worse gimmick than Jason Leonard! WOOF WOOF! So um.....I am in the mood for some Chinese little lady!

 

by LitoKruz
11-11-01
Tour Guide
Welcome to the WFW video vault! Here we house all the WFW tapes. That big wall is the best of Vulcan. And all those rows feature Lito Kruz Highlights!
Wow look at all the tapes about Paco and Steve Hughes!
Yup those are some of my favorites. And that huge section over there is for old Fury tapes!
Woah I can't wait to look at them. This new job is gonna be great!
I do have one question though. Over there in that section there is just one tape! What section is that?
Oh....that's the section for the highlights of Ramus Magna's career! Just a bunch of gimmick changes and losses to Lito Kruz!

 

by LitoKruz
11-11-01
Applying to WFW!
I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't convince Lito to hire more women at the WFW!
I don't have to take this from you girlie! I can take you...I drink Zima!
Gimme one good reason I can't go in and see Lito and apply to the WFW!
Cause he is busy bitch! Hey who changed my shirt and hair? Hey I can see up your skirt! HA! But really if you look through the window you'll see Lito has his hands full!
.........why yes Mr. President...I am a full service intern! And yes....I do like cigars!
Groovy baby! But how do you feel about threesomes with lead pipes involved????

 

by LitoKruz
11-11-01
Two girls discuss the WFW!
So let me get this straight...first he was Ramus....then Mr. Showtime and now Chris Universal!
Right! Then there was Nick Claffey who becmae Vengeance and now he is Nick Claffey again!
OK so then John Hawk who isn't really related to Jason Hawk became Sean McBride who still isn't related to anyone but he and John McGraw called themselves the brothers of Chaos!
Yup that's right too....any other questions?
The truth hurts!
Yeah....what exactly was the relations with MVD's family and Curtis Wolfe than....that one lost me! I'm still stuck on where he came back from the dead!
I dunno either! Who can follow an MVD storyline anyway? WFW fired him so I think he's playing evil twins on General Hospital now! Or at least he started to till the story became big then he vanished!

 

by LitoKruz
11-11-01
Another hard day at work for Lito F'N Kruz!
Ok...so like why the hell did I have to meet you in this spaceship!
Because I am Super Loser! And this is my super hideout! I want to come wrestle in the WFW and rid the fed of all it's villians!
What are you kidding me? I run a respected fed. This isn't the WWF buddy! I don't hire any superhero idiot that applies in tights!
But I am Super Loser and I stand for all that is not what my Momma told me to do! Oh and by the way my sister here will be my manager! She will be Super Slut!
Tough Decisions!
Yeah I thought the name up all by myself! Excuse my brother here though...he's a nimrod. So...wanna see what I can do with my tongue?
.........YOU'RE HIRED!

 

by LitoKruz
11-11-01
The debate rages on.....
You're wrong Marcus...the hits Outlaw suffered from Damien rage were much worse than what Lito suffered. I mean come on Outlaw was beaten to a pulp!
Yes but he attacked Lito twice Kurtz! And he cost him the WFW title! So there! Here let's ask that boozer bitch Kingy!
Kingy is never any help-they should have known better!
Well, I think if they made elephants smaller..(hiccup) there'd be more a chance your parents would let you keep one as a pet! And Lito.bah, I would have had a great career if not for him and his dog!
Huh, what? Just like when we broadcast! You're no damn help! Fraim should have sent you to ECW for Dawn Marie and some peanuts when he had the chance!
Where have I seen this before.....
Look I'll settle this right now! Outlaw couldn't return to the ring after Fright Night and Lito was able to wrestle and defend his title right after so Outlaw got it worse....right Outlaw.....?
Um....life is like a box of chocolates....my head hurts...pass me a Zima. I like Zima...you can make Zima soup and Zima pasta and Zima bread and.............

 

by LitoKruz
11-21-01
Hardcore Feud
So you hang out here all the time...you must know where to get some good pot right?
Do I like dial a pharmacy to you man? GBT go get your own drugs!
Come on Reaper....hook a brother up...I want some drugs. I want to smoke till there's a pile of ashes as big as s amll animal!
Well, ok I'll do you that one favor then!
Be careful what you wish for!
Dude...that was some strong stuff! Well he wanted ashes!

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