Locke's Predicament by LockeDown91111-06-02 Hey guys, what's up? I'm here to talk about my recent development. My old account's password is long gone, just like the e-mail address it was sent to. However, the purpose of standing in front of a computer and talking to it escapes me. Who are you again?
Jackaroo by LockeDown91111-07-02 Jeff, the duck, manages to find his next target. Look, there's Earth. Maybe I can mine some ore, score with chicks, and make some money. Arrh! Hand over your ship or I'll feed you to the sharks! What sharks? You won't even let me mine the damn place. This sucks. Geez, can you wait a sec? I'm trying to take your women.
Flip has an accident by LockeDown91111-08-02 So, how about we have sex? Flip, Jack told me what you do in your spare time. He did, did he? Uh huh. Yep. Alright, I admit it...I STUCK MY LONG, ROBOTIC PENIS IN THE TOASTER!!! Err, I was gonna say Scrabble, but never mind...
