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by LostGuy
1-16-01
One day in Hell
What the fuck are you doing here Jesus?
Fuck off
What in hell are you doing here Jesus?
Screw your ass
The 9th Circle...
Nice try Judas
.....

 

by LostGuy
1-16-01
Judas transforms
That's better
Ohh, shit
Gota love that Bob, makes evil easy.
Ya, lets goto lunch.
Lunch of the feinds
Oak, huh?
MMM...Beefy

 

by LostGuy
1-16-01
Lunch continues
Can't we kill someone?
Go ahead I'm still hungry
The devil meets one of her favorites
How the hell did you get out?
The Skylight?
Her work is never done
Now isn't that better?
yes

 

by LostGuy
1-17-01
As the plane crashes in a firey ball of flame.
Hey, the planes going down.
I like chicken.
Two passangers face the end.
Hmm, do you think I'll stay alive five minutes after I lose my head.
FREASH chicken
No comment
Cornel Sanders I'm comeing to see you!
Fried chicken. Heh heh yummy.

 

by LostGuy
1-17-01
I love myself
Special News Bulleton...
I love the news
People don't fly
Shit

 

by LostGuy
1-17-01
Umm, Ring?
Dang I have to get up
Ring
How do I pick up the phone?
To be continued
Yo, Ring
Why did I have to be a cartoon?

 

by LostGuy
1-17-01
Continued
Ring-a-Ling
Oh how to pick up a phone?
Bring
I could always...
To be continued
swich places.
Ring once agian.

 

by LostGuy
1-17-01
Continued
Ringish
I give up on the damn phone.
Ringachew
Hmm.. what's this?
To be continued
Ring
Phone bill

 

by LostGuy
1-18-01
1...2...
1...2...
3
3

 

by LostGuy
1-18-01
Well...Shit

 

by LostGuy
1-18-01
Continued
Ring
This is the fourth comic and the phone continues to ring.
What, no ring?
Fin
If only I had a triumphant pose, I could be truly happy now.

 

by LostGuy
1-18-01
I wounder if anyone likes my comics?
Well, you gave me four whole comics without a nail in my head so I like them.
That's good your opinion maters to me.
Your very welcome.
I still hope some human beings enjoy my comics.
Hey, this is the fifth comic without a nail in my head, and another good time for a happy pose.

 

by LostGuy
1-20-01
Hum Hum
Bum Bum Bum Bum
Hum Hum Hum
bum bum Bum Bum bum bum Bum Bum...
Long a-go, I fell in love with you Heart And Soul...

 

by LostGuy
1-25-01
This comic was made with voice recognition software.
Why do I give a damn.
This comic Sox. Damn this than.

 

by LostGuy
1-28-01
What the deal?
It's called shadeing, don't worry about it.
What's it for?
It's how tallented artist make the impression of depth.
:Poof:
I guess my artist was to busy giving me magical powers.
Shit

 

by LostGuy
1-28-01
I like rock
I like Pop
Why?
It's popular
Why really?
Cause I want a guy just like that guy from the "Rear Alley Boys"

 

by LostGuy
2-05-01
The first rule about fight club...
The second rule in fight club...
I already know your in my head, lets get to the good stuff.
So baby how do you like it?
::happy::

 

by LostGuy
2-12-01
Boy sits on bench,...
...notices squirel,...
and leaves.

 

by LostGuy
2-26-01
The world is a gray darkness.
It englufs my mind with terrible fear,
and yet all seams redeamed by the glory that is the Dorito.

 

by LostGuy
2-28-01
This is it, my life is going nowhere, I can't do anything right,I have nothing left to live for.
What?
::INSTANT MESSAGE:: Why wern't you at the party last night, I was worried?
Ah heck don't want anyone to worry, better live. Darn it.

 

by LostGuy
3-02-01
Ok, The Premise: What if Jesus spoke English, and the cruxifiction was held in Japan?
All you base are belong to us!
uh
You have no chance to survive make your time
what?
For Great Justice
Lord forgive them, for they know not what they say

 

by LostGuy
3-08-01
Aha!
Im sorry, this comic has been canceled. We have no Idea whats going to happen, but its way to contriversial already.
Instead, we bring you a hoar.
I love censorship, it gets rid of all the art and significant social commentary, and makes room for Smut!

 

by LostGuy
3-12-01
My boss is a Jewish carpender.
Well, my boss is a Jewish convict.
Cool
K

 

by LostGuy
3-12-01
Hello there.
Yes, yes. Hello there.
Experiance the misery as we peer at you.
Yes, we burn a hole through you.
She speaks the tounge beware head exploding.
.haoN dna acinoreV ,iH

 

by LostGuy
3-15-01
I need an eraser, stat.
There is one on the end of your pencil.
So there is.

 

by LostGuy
4-05-01
When i tree falls down in the wood and their is no one around to see it, does it make a sound?
Why isn't their anyone around to see it what kind of apocalypse are you tring to predict?
I guess its just a stupid question?
No one to hear it, their squirles everywhere. Jeesh.

 

by LostGuy
4-05-01
Finnaly, back from that darn job,
hmm, wounder if im going to work properly today.
can't wait to get to work on my paper for nightschool. Soon I'll be done, and i can get I nifty high-paying job.
What? If he gets a new job, he will bog me down with worthless 3d shootemup software that will bog my system down. Then he will get a bonus and replace me with a laptop. Oh, the horror.
Well, i guess its time to get started.
That's it, just try to start word. I got Blue Screen of Death with your name on it!

 

by LostGuy
4-05-01
Women.
Ya, women
Damn hot.
Damn hot
Dann expensive
Always after my nuts.

 

by LostGuy
4-05-01
A pink donkey.
Actually its more of a purple.
Still, why?
It's a copyright thing.
I see.
Fortuantley, the concepts of clinical depression and a depressed donkey are not copyrightable.

 

by LostGuy
4-07-01
I am a poor pathetic robot.
I am a poor pathetic abstration of human emotion.
I am a poor pathetic donkey.
I am a poor pathetic kid.
Why are we so pathetic? Why are we so down?
Because I took your happy thoughts and put them in my tree.

 

by LostGuy
4-17-01
So, of all the things that you don't know about, which would you most like to own?
Uh...
Shut Up

 

by LostGuy
4-24-01
Trying to get a dorm room in Erikson, aka. residential palace.
Can i get a room, please?
Have you lived in Erikson before?
No, I haven't.
Then YOU are not part of Erikson nobility.
But i have over 26 credits.
Move along, i don't have all day.

 

by LostGuy
4-25-01
But i have three people im trying to room with in Erikson.
What, NAME THE INTERLOPERS!
Uh, well...
How, darest they try to infect our precious Erikson with people from, other places.
im leaving now.
Best you do.

 

by LostGuy
4-26-01
I was young and pretty once.
Aw, baby your still pretty now.
Do you really think so?
Naw, i was just being nice.

 

by LostGuy
12-21-04
The author retuns to the comic creator, finding his old friend sitting in a garbage can.
It's been a long time friend.
So, you've been away three long years, and want to return with some completely unfunny crap about your return.
When did you get so uppity?
Could it have been the night, the night you left me?
F- off then.
Jesus loves me, this I know; My nerual implant tells me so.

 

by LostGuy
12-21-04
My love is like an acorn,
I kick it in the sea.
If you would let me consume you,
our love would be like a tree.
I want to die.

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