The Microsoft Man by Luca5-26-03 OH NO THE MICROSOFT PAPERCLIP Im the annoying microsoft help guy ... Our hero does some quick thinking... I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOUL! BURN!! Thus the pies were saved AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I dont Know what this is about by Luca5-26-03 What the... Yo Im the PimpMaster!! Im oscar I caused The apocalypse WHY Hmm? Now I must leave Ah Crap I didnt get to kill him
Untitled by Luca5-26-03 Officer Phil finds a stray horse... Ello 'Ello 'Ello whats all this then? I am a horse But it was a magic horse ...OF DOOM Noooooo! Bwahahahaha! Who writes this stuff? can you actually DO anything? NO hehehe!
Untitled by Luca5-26-03 Im Your friendly neibourhood narrator. It has come to my attention that all of these comics are fucked up and I want to know who's behind them! Hey its you! Luca ... Youve been writing fucked up comics. STOP IT NOW!! Or you'll do what? Thus using my phsycic powers i blinded my creator OH GOD MY EYES!!!
Untitled by Luca5-26-03 Luca is building eil robots? Almost finished building my evil robot army... *Ahem* Oh look my trusty minion... Er Hi what are youdoing in my robot factory!! ... AHAHAHAH, HIS EYES AHAAHAHAHAH AAAHHH SHIT, MY EYES, NOT AGAIN!!! I am the winner!!!
WAR by Luca5-26-03 Just Before the battle... All right all you cabbages your goin out there to win a war!! Soldiers whatever Are you even a real General? ...err, yes!
Formal Party by Luca5-26-03 ...Where are you going? To a formal party...HEY i dont know what let alone who you are! And now the punchline... I AM ALSO GOING TO A PARTY hooray!
Snowman by Luca5-27-03 Boo!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHH BURN ! OH JESUS CHRIST!! Boy that must have hurt, you know because he's a snowman
Aahh Racism... by Luca5-29-03 ... Why are you following me? ... What the... YO I'M BLACK!!! That was unexpected... and REALLY RACIST!!!
Goat on a stool... by Luca5-30-03 I am sooo happy! Why? I dont know... ... Note to self dont turn into a goat... Im a goat on a stool PHEAR ME!!