All comics by Lucky_7

 

FIREY DOOM! by Lucky_7 7-08-03
The problem with wooden houses. I am teh fire!!1111!!one! Oh look, teh fire!!1111!!one!	When in doubt, call for JESUS! Jesus will know what to do!	Bring Bring! If only I could pick it up...

 

The plot hole thickens. by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Oh, Lo Reaper, how are you? Jesus...your time has come...	This bodes ill for Jesus... For failing to answer the phone, you shall recieve...ETERNAL DEATH!	Meh, it was probably a telemarketer. You're probably right, I'll let you off...this time...

 

Meanwhile, at stately Wayne Manor, erm, I mean Wooden House. by Lucky_7 7-08-03
The number you have dialled, has not been recognised. *Boop beep beep* Jesus, you have deserted me in my time of need! Now I will become a heretic!	Well, that's me dead then. WOOSH!	Goodbye, cruel comic strip! WOOSH!

 

Pointless Interlude! by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Ugh, got any money, kid? Liek hellz no biatch! I iz well kewl, I will knockz you out!	We'll see who knocks who out. Liek oh noz you got up, I will 'ave to call on me well 'ard possy!	Letz go take out this son of a biatchz aii! Our well 'ard possy 'az 500 peepz in it, bo!

 

Just another interlude! by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Bo! Me well 'ard possy iz 'ere! We will knockz you out! We iz so kewl, we dropped out of schkewl, we thought of 'dis rhyme, when we waz making crimes! BO!	Hehehehehehehe...Kill them all.... Well 'ard, what you fink of our possy now bizatch!	STAB TIME!

 

TOM_D666 Cameos j00r face! by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Whoa, Tom, you look like a hippie! I AM a hippie, you moron!	Oh. Right... Spread acid, not war!	Dammnit Tom, shut up! Peace out, dude.

 

Now, back to our regularly scheduled comic! by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Public Service Announcement! Jesus DOES love you!	Now to our readers.. Bzzt! Lucky 7 is the best! Zzzt! Read all of his comic-c-c-c-csss!	So...Hell DOES freeze over... I'm still on, you moron.

 

Non-believers and...BACK-BREAKING LABOUR! by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Ah, my robot slave, how are you doing at taking over the world? Jesus! I finally found you!	WHAT?! You didn't convert the non-believers? There was a fire in the house, I only just managed to escape!	There are no excuses, you will have to do.....BACK-BREAKING LABOUR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

 

Robo Factory-me-do. by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Why Jesus? Why? Don't worry kid, you'll get used to it.	How long've you been here? Oh, about 20 million years. You get de-aged, so you'll never die. Uh-oh! Gotta run!	Why? Where are you-... You there! Back to work!

 

At Jesus's penthouse suite. by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Haha! Checkmate!	Aw, man! You always win! It's like you're some kinda Holy Person or something!	I managed to escape Robo Factory! Woo Yay! Little does the robot know, I'm secretly broadcasting to Jesus. MWAHAHAH!

 

Sinister Agreement? by Lucky_7 7-08-03
Satan, I must leave, I have urgent buisness to attend to! So be it, Jesus, you remember our agreement?	Yes, yes, of course, now, I must be leaving.	Aha! There you are! RUNAWAYVERYFAST!

 

This comic comes with no return policy. by Lucky_7 7-09-03
I am teh evil chicken!!111!!!onetwo!! Oh nos! Get a fire!	Har har! My evilness will defeat you!?!111 Roasted chicken!	My evilness has been saved! Meh, I need a drink.

 

The fantazmic adventures of Lucky 7! : The early bird... by Lucky_7 7-09-03
	Yum..	Yes, the bug was the closest thing I could find to a worm.

 

The fantazmic adventures of Lucky 7! : Get on with it! by Lucky_7 7-09-03
Ok, what the hell was that first strip?	It was totally pointless!	Now, on with the show! Get on with it!

 

The fantazmic adventures of Lucky 7! : Building up the comic by Lucky_7 7-09-03
Now, to build up this comic! What am I doing here...?	Hmm, needs a background... There is no point in living anymore...	Hey, wait, come back! Goodbye cruel comic strip!

 

The fantazmic adventures of Lucky 7! : Lucky's big break. by Lucky_7 7-09-03
Hello, I am Lucky 7, and welcome to my big break!	I will now attempt to break this chair!	Of course, I didn't say what with.

 

Polees! by Lucky_7 9-30-03
Why, hello there! This show must continue!	Zang! Ah, you are Lucky 7, you're under arrest, for copyright infringment!	After him, boys! Yes sir!

 

The fantazmic adventures of Lucky 7!: On the run. by Lucky_7 9-30-03
Lucky here, I'm currently on the run from the police, for copyright infringment! Can you believe it?	I don't even know what I did to get this infringement charge.	Maybe I should start running...

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