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by Luna
9-15-01
In the Sexy Guinea Pig Club...
I am gio
I like bunnies
Bald men excite me
Let go of my hand, you freak

 

by Luna
9-15-01
Hello friendly and innocent squirl
That's me, friendly and innocent.
What are you doing out here? There are no trees. Don't squirrels like nuts?
Well, you know what they say...
I'm running now.
...sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

 

by Luna
9-16-01
Falcon wants some sweet lovin'.
Luna lets make sweet love
Not if you were the last guy on earth.
Luna rejects him once again.
Luna if you don't say yes I might do something drastic
Finally!
icEFusioN moves in!
Luna this really hurts, can we make sweet love now?
I still love you, Falc! Spank me?

 

by Luna
1-09-03
Luna visits D-Town.
Hello, Oxford!
Huh? Say, do I know you? Bull Eh?
Well, just let it be known, that when they're talking about the bull who scares little children in the night, they're talking about ME!
Not anymore.
So, did you need something, Bully Eh?

 

by Luna
1-09-03
Luna pays a visit to Tom Nook.
Whew... it took me forever, but I finally paid off my 3rd house expansion! No more 300k debts to worry about!
That's great! Would you like to add ANOTHER expansion?
Sure, why the hell not!
That'll be 798,000 bell.
YOU FUCKING COMMIENAZI BASTARD!!
I try.

 

by Luna
1-09-03
It's Christmas Eve in Midgar!
Oh my gosh! Jingles! Oh wow, I've been keeping my town in prime condition all year waiting for this! It's Christmas furniture collection time!
What's your name? Luna, huh? Let's see now...
Nope! Looks like you're not on my list! You can go away now, I'm very busy giving gifts away.
You just ruined my whole fucking Christmas. I hope you're happy.
Which do you think is my better side? My right, or my left?

 

by Luna
1-09-03
Luna talks with Pate the Duck.
Hi there, Pate! I need a job!
Go get my Pokemon Pikachu for me back from Tabby, quackle.
But Tabby's just next door. And she's walking around outside. In fact, if I wasn't standing here, she'd be standing beside you.
Um...
You're all a bunch of cheap, lazy fucks.
You like stationary, right?

 

by Luna
1-09-03
Luna chats with Tabby.
Hey Tabby!
Oh, hey Luna. I'm so glad I have so many friends! It's all thanks to my beautiful face, Me-WOW!
You do realize that your face is the single most henious thing I've come across in this entire game, except for MAYBE Sprocket's?
Such are the drawbacks of generic phrases, Me-WOW.

 

by Luna
1-09-03
Luna converses with Jay!
Hey Jay, entertain me.
Oh, Luna! Hey, I was just working out really hard, and I got this muscle cramp! Hey, do you like muscle cramps?
Uhh, yeah, I just LOVE the feeling of excrutiating pain pulsating through my arms and legs.
Wow, me too! Good muscle cramps just make me feel so good, y'know?
No, I can't say that I do-
I like your attitude, Luna! Don't you ever change! Have a shirt!

 

by Luna
1-10-03
It's wintertime in Animal Crossing!
*huff puff* Building snowmen is harder than I thought... But it'll be worth it once I get the snowman furniture!
Ooh, so close! If you'd only gotten it perfect, then I would've been a snowman to sing songs about!
You don't seem to understand. I want furniture, not angst! I could've gone to Livejournal.com for that!
-*SIGH*- Will the sun come out and melt me, till I am naught but a puddle? Will I live to see tomorrow? Oh, woe is snow!

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