All comics by MCToilet

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by MCToilet
1-05-04
gfdgdf

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
Hey, brother, what are you doing?
Fuck off back downstairs, I'm communicating across the world using webcam videoconferencing
Mum, Brian is being horrible again
Now take off your bra

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
Just one Cornetto! Give it to me! Delicious ice cream, from Italy! Vanilla... or Chocolate treat! Give me Cornetto... from Walls Ice Cream!
Michelle pet, you've won Pop Idol
Why aye, is there anyone you'd like to thank?
Mm wrrd lrk tr thrnk Grrggs frr thrs Strrk Brke
She's got to get ta Greggs man

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
Connected to Internet... !!!
?
Muuum!!
I set the homepage to a pic of Pop Idol's Michelle
Boys will be boys

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
Tonights comic is set in Japan!
Wa~ sugoi~~
Later at his home
(fap fap fap fap)

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
Wow, you're really pretty in your picture Tina
And to think you live so near me
Meanwhile, downstairs
Mum, come look what Brian is saying to me
Let's meet in the park at 10 tomorrow, don't wear any knickers

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
I can't believe I'm going to meet a girl off the Internet!
Hi, it's me, your Internet girlfriend
...
Come back, I'm not wearing any knickers just for you

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
I really can't believe what your brother did!
I know, posing as "Tina" to break my heart... it still hurts
So, did you two have sex in the end?
...
Tee hee

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
Hi Brian, I just really wanted to say sorry
Really? For making fun of me about my brother?
Oh that? No, I told everyone at school you have AIDS

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
Red Hot Amateur! To order press red on your Sky Digital remote... £5 for a night of hot action
!
(fap fap fap fap)
(Ahem)
Mum!! It's not what it looks like!

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
What you doing?
Reading a webcomic
#MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE BAR, DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS I COULD TEACH YOU BUT I'D HAVE TO CHAAAARGE!!!#
I concur

 

by MCToilet
1-05-04
Bass blaster... whoo whoo
Ecstacy man... sets me free
Lend me 20p for the bus, big rocket
Fuck off

 

by MCToilet
1-06-04
So what do you think, as a single parent?
Well Kilroy ah think it's bloody orrible, I dunt want me benefits stopped, wot if littal Charlene starts tekin drugs like
But why should we have to pay for your kid? I work 5 days a week, you want me to pay to bring up your kid?
Ho like what am a meant ta do send her out beggin?
Michelle From Pop Idol's House
I wish people bought my music, I wouldn't be back on the dole

 

by MCToilet
1-06-04
Hello...
I'd like three Big Mac Meals, Supersized, plus a large Banana milkshake, and an Apple Pie
Oh, and a McFlurry please
This is an airport check-in desk
Isn't this where I order my in flight meal?

 

by MCToilet
1-06-04
Urgghh
Michelle, I'm your fairy Godmother and I grant you one wish! Anything!
I would love to be beautiful with a great body! I would do anything for it - I couldn't think of anything better to wish for... do it!
Or you can have this pie instead
Bye

 

by MCToilet
1-06-04
Welcome to Pirate Burger, can I take your order?
I'm so hungry... I'll have 3 Pirate Burger Meals, banana milkshake, and 2 "Shiver Me Timbers" Pies
I'm sorry, there's no pies left

 

by MCToilet
1-06-04
What are you doing, tosser?
Shut up, go away, I'm using a webcam and mic to talk to my new Internet friend, 13 years old as well
My brother... no, he's older... yeah, we should meet really... how about your house...
Yeah, go on your own... yeah, parents are so uncool... you can sleep over if you want to... OK...

 

by MCToilet
1-07-04
(knock knock) Hello... Tony, from the Internet
Let yourself in, I won't be a minute... my bedroom's just upstairs, wait there
Hello Tony
!
What, you think I'd leave the door unlocked? You dumb cunt... now, back upstairs
Shit

 

by MCToilet
1-07-04
Ungghh
Mmmf
Nggrrh
I want my mum

 

by MCToilet
1-07-04
So then, how does it feel to be my bitch?
Sob
What's the matter, you whining cunt?
I want to leave, please can I go
Just for that comment, you're getting another arse polish
Sniff

 

by MCToilet
1-07-04
Ngrrh
Mmf...
...
?

 

by MCToilet
1-07-04
(click)
What luck, he's copped it and he has the house key in his pocket! I should leave, then!
I do hope my string of good luck lasts!

 

by MCToilet
1-07-04
(knock knock) Hello, sorry to bother you at this hour, whoever you are, but can I come in to use your phone?
Ok, doors unlocked, let yourself in, won't be a minute
You're a strapping young lad aint yer
?
Nggrrhh
Sniff

 

by MCToilet
1-07-04
(slam) Mum! I'm home! You will not believe what happened to me!
And where the hell have you been? I've been worried sick, it's very late
I met this kid over the Internet but he turned out to be an old man and he enslaved me for sex, but he died and I managed to get out, so I went to get help at another house and... gasp gasp
Don't think you're getting any dinner, we've had ours

 

by MCToilet
1-07-04
Psst, I'm selling some cheap medical stuff...
Really... this is a bit of a long shot, but do you have anything that can make me more attractive to men?
As a matter of fact, I do... put a bit of this in their eyes, it'll work a treat
What is it?
Sand

 

by MCToilet
1-08-04
Halloween
What a nice costume! Daffy Duck, right?
Yes! Trick or treat
And who are you meant to be?
I'm Momoko from the Japanese anime series Galactic Tokyo 2088 EX, it's not available here, I had it on import from Japan, and-
Hello?

 

by MCToilet
1-08-04
Still Halloween
Trick or treat!
Wow, what a scary monster costume! Take as many sweets as you like
Bye
It was worth it

 

by MCToilet
1-08-04
Crayon! Oh, and Cool! And Clapping! Learning is so much fun...
Dats right, pimpin' da hoes is Cool, but what be da most important C word in da ghetto?
Um... Crabs?
You aint learn shit, Crack Cocaine, man... you are fuckin' wastin' mah time, dis was yo' last warning, now get ready to dance sucka
Michelle From Pop Idol's House
Sesame Street is weird nowadays
(blam blam)

 

by MCToilet
1-08-04
Good, my loser brother isn't around, now I can look at laydeez on the Internet
Mmm
Mum, did you know there's a website devoted to porn fanart of Penny from Inspector Gadget?
He's been looking at it on your computer too?

 

by MCToilet
1-08-04
Eat lead, yer robbin' bastard
Oi bloody well showed yer dint I, ya pikey bastard, go on, keep runnin' ya little prick
Michelle From Pop Idol's House
Come to think of it, most kids TV is a bit odd now
#He's Tony, Tony Martin, if you're a gypsy he'll send you a-partin'#

 

by MCToilet
1-09-04
Welcome to Chicken Palace, can I take your order- wait, aren't you that Michelle from Pop Idol?
Yeah!
Hold on then, I need to get something
Oh?
I heard you were in the area so I bought this blank A4 notepad, can I take your order?

 

by MCToilet
1-15-04
Hello, I'm Rapey The Clown, will you let me inside?
Oi eh I dint order no clown like
That's okay, I'm a free service, I go round and please kids with my jolly japes and jokes
Aye alreet come in
Let's get this straight, you let a man claiming to be a clown into your house, and he kidnapped your daughter? How gullible are you?!
I wish he'd go, I want to watch QVC, there's some really good deals on that channel

 

by MCToilet
1-15-04
What yer doing?
Oi will ya fuck off ya nobhead, am talkin to a fit lass on tha Internet
Should be careful like, she could be owt, man, and yer known for being a bit gullible an all
Gullible? Shut up, anyway, she's gone now, she had to get her dinner
Mmm

 

by MCToilet
1-15-04
Mmm, pork
And in at Number 1, Michelle, 12 weeks now in the top spot
(click)
And it was all a dream!
Sigh

 

by MCToilet
1-17-04
Hello, I'm the lawyer you called
Thank you so much, come in and we can discuss the case further
So a car ran into you when you crossed the road, there's CCTV evidence... seems very simple, some compensation and it'll be wrapped up
Really? That's so great! How much, do you think?
Maybe £15000 for a new car to replace the one you wrote off
...oh

 

by MCToilet
1-17-04
What are you doing, Shipman?
Well, I'm just "hanging around"
Whatever next, a Kilroy cartoon?
(canned laughter)

 

by MCToilet
1-17-04
I've got you now, you filthy arab! SUPER KILROY! TRANSFORM!!
Uh oh!
ARAB KILLING BEAMS, ENGAGE!!
You'll never get me, Kilroy!
Jesus

 

by MCToilet
1-19-04
Circa Early 90's
Eezer Goode... Eezer Goode... (whoaa) He's Ebeneezer Goode
I'm robbing the offie, if you do it with me, we can split the cash
Like, so I just go in with tha gun an ask for all tha money then I tek it down to ya house
Yeah, an I wait at me house, go on, it'll be piss man
Later
This isn't my flat

 

by MCToilet
1-20-04
Hey man, where's tha telly here, like?
What? You don't get a bloody TV
Tape us One Foot In The Grave
No video recorder
Lemme go home an I'll set mine
Fuck's sake, fine, only if you tape Delboy too mind

 

by MCToilet
1-20-04
Oh fucking hell, how thick am I
How could I be so utterly stupid
Aliens is on, why didn't I ask him to tape that as well

 

by MCToilet
1-21-04
Oi, Debs, I need some help, I'm on the run from tha coppers, help me
I'm goin clubbin, ya can come with me and hide out there
Clubbing it
Doodede, whoo... Call him Mr Raider, Call him Mr Wrong, Call him insane...
Stop hogging all the fuckin E's
Oh shit, not again!

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