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by MC_Pee_Pants
10-01-02
Our young hero meets a freak
Jesus H Christ what kind of abomination in the eyes of christ are you???
Duh, Ah'm Bentley, Ah'm a Powa Puuf Gihrl...
Our young hero consults a 3/4 nekkid man
Jesus, why do you allow freaks like that to live?
Hey, it's not MY fault my dad is a sicko! Ask him!!
And the moral of this story is: Keep your pants up and your mouth closed around "God"
God, why do you make sick freaks?
Suckle upon my "Magic Wand" here and I'll tell you!

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-01-02
Care Bears Underoos MOTHERFUCKER
Oi, da little boid is flashin me a tasty treat, she is
Care Bears Underoos MOTHERFUCKER
*sniff* da queen mum would be proud, she would...
Ok time to stop this dumb crap
Care Bears Underoos MOTHERFUCKER
Icky a girl!!!

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-01-02
*bzz* LOADING WWW.HOTSTEERSEXXX.COM *bzz*
HOO Dawgies do I ever love porn
*bzz* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *bzz*
I'd be tempted to crack it right here and now...
*bzz* "Oh you like dat, don'tcha Bossie??" *bzz*
... if it weren't for this dadblamed leather codpiece...

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-01-02
Er...
Please kill me.
Why?
Uh...
Please kill me.
WHY?
Oy.
Because my comic is the lamest piece of crap in the know history of the human race... even lamer than Kenny Loggins. I don't deserve Pacman upon my breast...
*click* BANG

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-03-02
Dear lord I love a parade!!!
I'm "trashed" - get it?!?
All the floats, and the clowns, and the marching bands, and the vaguely homosexual male gymnasts...
I'm "hammered" - get it?!?
*Sigh* lost another friend....
"Dear Bear the Powerpuff Girl: sick of your asanine ramblings about wanting to fuck the "mounted police", off to drink with the Pope. Love, Stickman. PS: Eat Shit.

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-03-02
Must... subscribe... to Entertainment Weekly... Greatest hits of the 80s... and 90s...

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-03-02
...
...
... ?
Is it time for anal sex yet?
For the last time, no.

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-07-02
My peepee hurts.
Did you try rubbing it?
That's how I got in this predicament.
Oh, I see.
So... uh... anal sex?
Ah, what the hey, sure. My cave or yours?

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-08-02
[11:41] (Steempy) http://www.intvfunhouse.com/games/gamepage.php?game=raid
[11:44] (MC-PPants) fuck river raid [11:44] (MC-PPants) fuck it til its eyes bleed
[11:44] (Steempy) Fuck you
[11:45] (MC-PPants) Okay :,( Bending over sir

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
10-28-02
Maaaaah.
Goats frighten me.
Maaaaaaah?
They're apt to do odd things...
Yeah. Ugh.
crunch
Like clamping their jaws down on my genitalia. Owchie.

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
12-09-02
Ask me about AIDSy cocksucking
...
...
Er... no.
Oh poo.
No.

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
12-09-02
The signal
Excuse me sir, I'm lost - do you think you could tell me
STALL FIVE IS OPEN! NEXT!
The Windup
Uh, what? Sir I'm just asking for direc
STALL FIVE IS OPEN! GET IN NOW!!
...and the pitch.
Well might as well make the most of it...
HUFF HUFF HURRRRRRRRR

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
12-25-02
T DEUCE DECK THE HALLS WITH SANTAS BALLS
FAAAH LAAAH LAAAH LAAAAAH HUGLGLGLGLBGBLGH
T SPIGOT DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL
FAAAH LAAAH LAAAH LAAAAAH HUGLGLGLGLBGBLGH
T DEUCE TIS THE SEASON TO OH FORGET IT TIME FOR DICK
HURRRRRRRRRRRHAPPYHOLIDAYSHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
2-09-03
Yes hello my friend!! Welcome to Hakeem's Hummus Emporium, How may I serve you?
Er, yeah... Say, don't you have any self respect sir? Taking this horrible steriotypical job?
Oh my goody goodness I do not know what you speak of, friend!!
Um, you know Hakeem isn't looking, right?
WTF...
Jesus! Thank FUCK! Hey help me pull this beard off please, the glue is murder...
Sure thing pal.

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
7-24-03
Hey, did you know that when you smash your groin in a car door repeatadly, it feels really fookin good???
Hmm... no, I did not.
I'm gonna go try it!!!!!!!!
Fucking idiot.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, OH GOD YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
8-28-03
<JesusChrist> If you stand to the far right of the screen when the Final Boss shoots his lasers, he can't hit you.
<God> We currently do not have any Puggsy hacks, Puggsy trainers or Puggsy downloads.
<JesusChrist> FUCK YOU OLD MAN!!!!
<God> :,(

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
12-02-03
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What the fuck do people see in this internet shit anyhow...
We can't find "www.hornyuncircumcisedboys.org.au" .....

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
1-25-04
There's a joke in here somewhere, and I'm going to find it even if it takes me all night goddamnit...

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
2-29-04
HEIL
What the fuck?
ACHTUNG SCHWEIN
Sheesh
JAWHOL
These morons only show up once every four years...

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
5-25-04
COCKS
PRICKS
WANGS
DONGS
PHALLI
OK now this is just getting stupid...

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
1-30-05
Hey there little girl, want some candy? Eheh heh heh heh....
Why, sure mister!!
Heh heh heh heh heh....
3 lbs of Airheads, A case of Twizzlers, and 5 deluxe Snickers bars - that'll be $43.87, Canadien.
Wha?? I don't have any money!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
2-01-05
A quart of butter, a stick of milk...
Well hey there. sexy!
QUE???
$50 for me and my friend. How bout it, sweet cheeks?
I dunno either.
Christ, zoophiliac propositioning.... Oh what the hell why not.
You sick fuck.

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
2-04-05
Huh.
Who would've thought GTA: Gynacology City would be so boring.
The condition of heavy periods, or excessive menstrual bleeding, is a common health complaint of many women aged 30-50 years. Heavy periods or Menorrhagia is reported to be the complaint in 15% of wom

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
2-13-05
Bored shitless
And shirtless.
GAH!
Hey did someone call for an 'escort' in here?
...................... Animals are extra.
OVER HERE SWEET CHEEKS!!!!111?!!!!!111!!!

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
3-27-05
...
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HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY
I could sure go for a taquito right about now...

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
7-06-05
stay in school, kids
stay off drugs, kids
just say no, kids
reading is FUN-da-mental, kids
eat your vegetables, kids.
i like to fuck kids.

 

by MC_Pee_Pants
6-17-06
Huh.
Seriously.
Fucks sake. Everyone knows bacon doesn't have opposable digits.

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