All comics by MaKK_BeNN

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by MaKK_BeNN
11-05-02
Kerry will take New Hampshire but lose Iowa in 2004.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
11-08-02
I call Canadians "Canatards"

 

by MaKK_BeNN
11-12-02
I can only screw in and out light bulbs.
And I can only turn doorknobs.
Hey, I've got an idea!
??
(FUCKING!!)

 

by MaKK_BeNN
11-20-02
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ZXCVBNM?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
11-20-02
qwertyuiop[]\
QWERTYUIOP{}|

 

by MaKK_BeNN
2-27-03
And now for the portion of your visit where we stick the VERY LONG NEEDLE right into your elbow.
Ok, I just don't want to think about it. Do it without talking about it and I'll be ok.
Sometimes I wonder why they make needles this long, then I have patients with problems like you. Would you like the purple big giant needle, or the green big giant needle?
They both cause equal amount of terrible, nightmarish pain that your body and mind can never prepare fully for.
Please stop talking.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-13-03
:D
:)
:T
:[
:l
:p

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-13-03
:V
:o
:B
8o
:A
LOL

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-21-03
Where did he go?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
HA-CHA KARATE CHOP KACHOW
Want Keppo to make a comic about Karate?
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
:l SAW OFF DEE COCK
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
SAW EET OFF

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[brad] [mAAk]
Hi there.
brad / i am making sup
[brad] [mAAk]
Sup eh
hot cock sup
[brad] [mAAk]
add one cock to hot water / stir

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
saddam is pretty mean
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
i bet he is telling his troops to aim for the cock
I think Saddam is dead.
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
his dying wish was probably for our troops to be shot in the cocks

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[boorite] [mAAk]
SEIZE BOORITE / LOP OFF HEES COCK AND BRING IT UNTO ME
[boorite] [mAAk]
my cock would scarcely make an appetizer for one such as you / it is unworthy
LOP EET OFF
[boorite] [mAAk]
noooo
(lop lop lop lop lop lop lop)

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[boorite] [mAAk]
oh my gut hurts / oh / OH / OHHO / oh / ah
maak has ibs
[boorite] [mAAk]
what is ibs / itty-bitty-schlong?
irritable bowel syndrome
[boorite] [mAAk]
yeah somethings going on down there
mine went away when I stopped eating certain things / like cock

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[mAAk] [boorite]
just kidding / I never stopped eating cock
[mAAk] [boorite]
i know
[boorite] [chooby]
yeah, I didn't tell you to stop yet.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[mAAk] [chooby]
chooby if you could be an sc character, which one would you be?
Kajun
[mAAk] [chooby]
or Big_Gabe from Penny Arcade.
[chooby] [brad]
chooby is the bear probably

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[mAAk] [boorutus]
DER IS NO GOD AND IF DER WAS I WOULD PUNSH HIM!!
provost
[mAAk] [boorutus]
WHY DO YOU MAKE DEE SQUID SO BIG WHY GOD
no you cant check out a goddamn journal / dumbass
[mAAk] [boorutus]
DONT TAKE DAT FROM NO GIANT SQUID
it needs about tree fiddy

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[joshw] [mAAk]
"Douchebag"
:l no swears plz
[mAAk] [Artemis-afk]
i wont have intarenet acksess / to speak of
[mAAk] [Artemis-afk]
you can draw perty pictures in da dirt
* Artemis-afk weeps

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[joshw] [mAAk]
Is it illegal to pee on the shrubs?
no lord no
[boorutus] [mAAk]
dont waste your time where there are no women or money artemis
it's ok art you can get in tune with nature...
[mAAk] [Artemis]
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA / SNORT / MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
* Artemis 's lower lip quivers

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[mAAk] [Artemis]
is it a "resort" or a "militia training ground"
the training manula said "resort"
[mAAk] [Artemis]
yellowstone is to america what the northwest territories are to canada
manula oblongota / cmon, fellas
[mAAk] [Artemis]
sometimes men have their nuts chopped off before they move to yellowstone
leave yellowstone out of this

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-02-03
[mAAk] [Mehboy]
kiss dee cock / KEES EET
i refuse / I REFUSE
[mAAk] [Mehboy]
neeeeerrroooomm / here comes the cock plane / OPEN WIDE
:(
[mAAk] [Mehboy]
YOU ARE FAT IN THE FACE

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[brad] [mAAk]
But even then it handles it well most of the time.
i like to drive cars meep meep HONK HONK
[Zegota] [bunnerabb]
XP is good
this is gong to be audio only. / cool / thanks
[mAAk] [bunnerabb]
MEEP MEEP out of the road!! NOOOO
It's going to LAN to a 600ci with 98 SE and use that for a net connection

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[mAAk] [boorite]
* mAAk looks at boorie's cock!
[mAAk] [jools]
I AM LOOKING
ew
[mAAk] [jools]
LOOKING
DUDE!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[Zegota] [brad]
doesn't flash use java?
No, I don't think so.
[mAAk] [brad]
JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA
It's Actionscript
[mAAk] [brad]
DA COFFEE ON DA COCK / DRINK EET OFF

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[bunnerabb] [mAAk]
I work with shit in large chunks / It's... it's habit
maybe you need a laxative
[bunnerabb] [mAAk]
old schoo, yo
or more fiber / you know you can pinch the loaf right?
[bunnerabb] [mAAk]
I.E: 24 track, 2" 30 ips tape
PEENCH DA LOAF!!! PEEEEENCH EEET

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[mAAk] [jools]
jools: look / look at this /
wot?
[mAAk] [jools]
are you looking?
at what?
[mAAk] [jools]
DA COCK / LOOK AT DEE COCK / YES

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[jools] [mAAk]
I'll freak if you mention cocks again
k / srry
[jools] [mAAk]
COCKS / DEE COCKS / COCKS / OH, so many of DEE COCKS / RIGHT UP AGAINST JOO / RUBBIN DEM UP AN DE DOWN
[jools] [mAAk]
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / HUGE FIREY BALLS! / PILLARS OF FLAME! / THRUSTING UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN
yes yes YES / IN DA FLOW / DA FLOW OF DEE COCK / RUN WITH EET

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[jools] [mAAk]
THE GREAT WHORE OF CHICAGO / WITH THE EMAIL ADDRESS OF THE BEAST ON HER FOREHEAD!!!!!!!!!!
RIDIN DA GREAT BEAST OF MANY COCKS / yes YES
[jools] [mAAk]
* bunnerabb peers at jools
I LOOKED UP AND SAW A RIDER ON A PALE COCK / AND A RIDER ON A BEET-RED COCK / AND A RIDER ON A WHITE COCK / AND ONE ON DEE BLACK COCK
[jools] [mAAk]
why are you shouting?
MEN WILL BE RUBBING HARD, AS THE HUGE MANWHORE OF BIRMINGHAM RIDES OVER THE CREST OF THE GREAT PUBIC MOUND!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[jools] [boorite]
have any of you seen gabe recently?
in here, yes.
[brad] [mAAk]
Within the past week yes.
sht gabe = dead lol / dui doa lol
[brad] [boorite]
omg rlly
omfg stfu

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[mAAk] [mAAk]
oh god no no more pooping
please
[mAAk] [mAAk]
no more
der is no poop left
[mAAk] [brad]
what do you want from me / what
poop

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-03-03
[mAAk]
so
[mAAk]
der was more poop.
[mAAk]
i dont know how god know. / bet he know.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-04-03
[BeNN_chOOby] [mAAk]
ah, de dinner
DE DEENER SHE EES MINE / MY DEENER MINE
[BeNN_chOOby] [mAAk]
NEVER!
k / srry
[BeNN_chOOby] [mAAk]
* BeNN_chOOby eats de deener.
:l.... / dee tears / dey roll down

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-04-03
[jools] [mAAk]
He's going to molest me again, I know it.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL / I AM GOING TO MOLEST YOU SO BAD NOW
[jools] [mAAk]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING GETS DEE COCK CHOPPED OFF
[jools] [mAAk]
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP / INTO DEE BASKET OF COCKS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-04-03
[mAAk] [brad]
would you like to see the cock charts and diagrams? / please lean in close to look
NO
[mAAk] [brad]
plz\
DOUBLE NO
[mAAk] [brad]
i wont chop off your cock / i swear / plz look i worked so hard
well... / well i don't know

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-04-03
[mAAk] [brad]
just take a quick look / there's a line diagram.
well okay but just a quick look
[mAAk] [brad]
* brad looks
[mAAk] [brad]
CHOP CHOP CHOP DEE DOCK EES MINE I TAKE YOUR COCK / ALL MINE YES
:(

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-04-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
I AM GETTING DEE MULTI MEELION DOLLAR CONTRACT
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
YES
* BigEvilDan steals boorite's pants.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
no / NO / DIS QUEERS DA DEAL / DEAL QUEERER!! / I PUNSH YOU!!!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
bargaintuan. / look into dee bag / LOOK INTO EET
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
why do you not look why / i made eet for you / :/
No. There are cocks in there!
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
please look. / please / doo eet for dee cocks.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
WE MUS GO TO WAR
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
HELP ME ARM DEE COCK CANNON. / WE ARE LOW ON COCKS IT IS YOUR DUTY TO RELINQUISH YOUR COCK FOR DEE GOOD OF DEE NATION
My nation or your nation?
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
SURRENDER DEE COCK / FOR DEE COALITION FORCES / FOR DEE TEAM

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
hi pumpy how are you / hi pumpy how are you / hi pumpy how are you
fine / fine / fine
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
it is a nice day, do you agree? / do you agree or disagree? / do you agree or disagree? / i think it is a nice day. do you agree?
i agree. / x gets the square
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
might i chop off your cock?
would you please? it is misbehaving terribly.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
it's not fun if you want me to do it.
this is not about your fun.
[mAAk] *** Pumpy has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
:/ / can i saw it off in a painful fashion?
NO / YOU COWARD / DEEE SAWW / I HAD GOT OUT DEE SAWW
[mAAk]
Run rabbit run. But know one day our two worlds will be one.
AN DEN I SAW DEE COCK OFF GOOD

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
:/ / Pumpy would you care to look at my saw collection?
NO
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
please pumpy please / take off dee pants and come over and sit down and look at dee saw / stradle dee bench here an look at dee saws please.
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
i will move closer to you wit my saws den. / please do not be alarmed.
:(

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
there. i sit down next to you / wit dee saw.
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
now i am leaning over and i begin to saw off dee cock / dat is yours.
[mAAk] [Pumpy]
an i am done. / dat was not so bad was it
That sucked!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[re re] [mAAk]
hey
yo / your break
[re re] [mAAk]
asl
i am a dude / i have a dong dont hit on me
[re re] [mAAk]
why
i am a straight dude with a straight dong

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[re re] [mAAk]
u nasty
your break
[re re] [mAAk]
no
please break
[re re] [mAAk]
no
ok i dont have a dong / now break

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [re re]
i am totally a hot chick / oh you make me so hot
no
[mAAk] [re re]
i so hot for you / it's ok if you are afraid to lose / i understand
no i don't
[mAAk] [re re]
you don't what
i am not afraid

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [re re]
you said "i don't" / you don't what.
[mAAk] [re re]
if you don't afraid, then break
no i have to go mr. perverted
[mAAk] [re re]
then leave / you're the one asking if i have a dong / i just want to play courounne
i have to go honey

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [re re]
break the chips or leave
i'm leaving sweetheart
[mAAk] [re re]
well do something
bye
[mAAk] [re re]
click de back / click it

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [re re]
oh i guess he leave
click what
[mAAk] [re re]
dum dee dum / i jus
[mAAk] [re re]
OH / YOU STILL HERE / WHAT DEE SHIT

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [re re]
click back in the bottom left to leave then / so i can play someone who isnt completely retarded.
b*tch your mama
[mAAk] [re re]
do you know how to play?
i ain't f*ckin retarded
[mAAk] [re re]
it looks like you are you cant even hit the pucks / prove to me you arent retarded and hit the pucks
shut the hell up

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[crabby] [mAAk]
whats goin on makk?
just trying to find non-retards in courounne / what are you up to crabby
[crabby] [mAAk]
just sittin around / no one in here tonight / yikes
would you like to see my collection of saws?
[crabby] [mAAk]
no / circular?
come look / into my office / you can pick out which one i will use / (to saw off dee cock...yes...)

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