Slash.sig by Magilla5-09-07 True or false: On a scale from one to ten, what is your middle name? ... Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, FLOWERS SMELL YOU!!
I R Emo by Magilla5-09-07 Can 3 a legged watermelon surf a speaker? Lack of understanding feels like a moon with no zipper I R EMO!!
Hail the M-er F-en Princess! by Magilla5-09-07 She's like, so whatever! You can do so much better! I think we should get together Noooooooww! ... What? Was it something I said?!?!
Mixed messages by Magilla5-09-07 I am Patrick Stewart, star of TVs Star Trek TNG, and host of the documentary series MGM: When the Lion Roars! That's very nice sir. Can I take your order? Yes, Yes. For the sake of the future of mankind, I will have a roll of TP. I'm sorry Sir, we don't serve that here! What? The Black Dot? I'm not a pirate you dolt! ReeEeE! I am Cornholio! Need TP for my bunghole!!
D'oh! by Magilla5-10-07 I've had it with this place. Stupid, unfunny, inane comics, the lot of them. Screw you guys, I'm going home. Hey, Melvin! Look behind you, chum! I'm not falling for that. No, really. shimatta-baka-ni!
Igniting the flame by Magilla5-10-07 Fine, I get it. Not tonight. Fine! *sigh* I wonder if we have any marshmallows...
The World Wide Spider Web by Magilla5-11-07 Har Har Har! I be downloading Spiderman 3 with my Matrix link! Yah har harg! That's illegal, you know! So? No-one can catch me! OOoooO? Is that the police I hear? They must be coming for you! That's OK. I'm using YOUR internet connecton. Later! Ooh. Poo.
Back from the dead by Magilla5-11-07 Hmm. I'm bored... Wow, haven't seen THIS one for a while. Heh. Live! LIVE!! Hahahahahaha! Dammit, Cooky, would you quit that already? Yay!
Humour - it's good for morale... by Magilla5-15-07 Hey boss! I just saved the company two million dollars! Can I have next week off? Next week you say? Lets see here. 30 days has September, April, June... carry the 2, multiply by the level of the coffe in my mug... *sigh* No. HA! I get you with that every time! HahaHA! How about the week after? Hmm... that involves complex irrational numbers and goats blood. I'll get my calculator!
Look out for the lookout! by Magilla5-15-07 So, you're all set? Keeping a good eye out? Yup! I'm on it! Good. The door's open. Back soon... That's right. Y'all come back now, y'hear? What?
I am the great... by Magilla5-22-07 Open the door and invite me in, I dare you! No. There's no-one here. Now go away. Are you threatening me? Yes. Now SHOO! Bunghole!
Any questions? by Magilla5-22-07 Hi, I'm a Mac! And I'm a PC. You know what? We both run Linux. That's right! So we don't really need to discuss who is better. Especially as Macs now use Intel processors! I think it's about time Apple worked out the difference between a computer and an OS We can both run with security and stability! And more than one mouse button...