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by MasterDG
12-26-02
As Squirlysquirl reaches for the control stick on the spaceship...
Hey Squirlysquirl! What do you think you're DOING?!
Well, I was gonna--
You fool! You could have killed us both!!!
I was trying to--
Listen, if-- uh, is it just me or does he suddenly look a tad meaner? Hey, on that note, where are we?
Prepare to pay for tormenting me just because I looked cute.

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
After Squirlysquirl's transformation into Squirmysquirm...
Listen, Squirmysquirm! I was only jo--
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GAKK GAKK.. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Um, Squirmysquirm?
MWAHAHA-snork-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
...he just can't get laughter down with those tentacles on his mouth...
I hate it when he does this...
--gack-- --cough-- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
After Squirm calms down and reverts to Squirl form...
Ok, now that you've calmed down.. How much time did you waste?! We might have missed our--
Don't tell me-- we just passed Earth, right?
Yep.

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
You MORON!!!!
But I was just trying to--
NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT 365 MORE DAYS!!!!
Wait, it was your fault!!!
...oh, right. Blame it on the demon.
...

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
What's this?! Could Ss have a plan?
*Sob sob*... Now I'll never get back to my home underneath Florida...
Wait! If we hurry we can still land!Yeah! See, we just passed it. If we turn the ship around...we can jump out the window and land!
Eh...squirrel logic...
That's the dumbest plan I ever heard.
Ok, how about if we get a REALLY long ladder??

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
The squirrel logic continues...
Any better ideas?
I know! Let's use the airbag as a parachute!!!
...okay then... Squirlysquirl, face it. I'm sorry, but squirrels just aren't made for making plans.
Or how about if I spin my tail really fast like a helicoptor blade?!
Why do I bother..?
OOH! That's it! We'll use the tractor beam to pull Earth closer so we can jump down to it without hurting ourselves!!!

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
Ss, give up. We gotta wait a whole year.
WHAT?! No! I'll make a good plan! How about if we..um... reverse the tractor beam, so it pushes us to Earth?
Will our heroes ever get back to Earth? Tune in next week to find out!!!
Okay, you know how I said the jump out the window plan was the worst I'd ever heard? Forget it. That beat it by a mile. We don't even HAVE a tractor beam!!!
Well, jeez, it was only a thought!

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
Sheesh, you're impatient! I said check back next week!
So that's when I said, "No! It's MY butt!"
Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Now look what you've done!
Er... uh...
P-p-people??
Er..you've caught them at a bad time... check back NEXT WEEK, and I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!
AAAAAAAH!!!
EEEEEEEEP!!!!

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
Fine. Don't wait.
So how do we pass the time until Earth comes back here?
Well...I don't know. But hey, I have a plan to get to Earth! We could always self-destruct the ship! The explosion might propel us to Earth!!!
What the.. You doin' drugs again, Squirly?
I'm insulted at the very idea of it. ...stop looking at me like that... oh fine I admit it! YES!!!!!! BUTYOUCAN'THAVEANY! IT'SMYPRECIOUS! GETAWAYFROMMYPRECIOUSDRUGS!!
Meanwhile, in the Robot Room...
--what-is-this?- --i-sense-the-ship-just-passed-earth--
--that-might-be-because-the-ship-just-passed-earth--

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
And so, Roboron consults Damos...
--hey-captain-damos-why-did-we-just-pass-earth?--
It was a genius plan of the squirrel.
And so, Roboron chases Ss- complete with cheap "motion blur" effects!!
--must-kill-squirrel!--
AAAAH!!!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?!
And so, the chase continues in the Robot Room!
--what-are-you-chasing?--
--no-time,-robovious,-i-have-to-catch-the-squirrel!--

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
Whew! Looks like I lost that psycho robot!
Now where am I? And what's that?
Ouchies.

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
Meanwhile...
Hey, where'd that rocket come from??
I wonder why there's a highly explosive weapon in my control room..hm...
Oh $#!&.
5.... 4..... 3....... 2 ......1 ... 0.... igniting... detonation process activated...

 

by MasterDG
12-26-02
And that's the end of that...
Meanwhile, in the Robot Room...
--that-sound-that-sounded-like-two-tnt-rockets-exploding-was-probably-the-sound-of-two-tnt-rockets-exploding,-roboron.--
--i-wonder-where-the-squirrel-went.-hey-what-was-that-sound-that-sounded-like-two-tnt-rockets-exploding,-robovius?-it-sonded-like-two-tnt-rockets-exploding!-
Meanwhile, on Earth...(finally!)
That's oddly specific...
I guess Damos is okay..but I don't know... What if two TNT rockets triggered by a malfunction in Roboron destroyed the whole ship?

 

by MasterDG
12-27-02
Hey... I bet if we had a tractor beam, we could push Earth up to Damos' ship by reversing the polarity..then we coud make sure he's okay!
What the..?!
Meanwhile, with Fishyfish and Sharkyshark...
Hey, did you hear something?
Yeah, it sounded like two TNT rockets exploding due to a malfunction in a robot deep in outer space.
Meanwhile, in the lair of Doctor Duolc and Mark The Talking Goat...
What was that sound???
I don't know. It sounded like food. Or maybe it was two TNT rockets exploding due to a malfunction in a robot deep in outer space. But..I prefer the food.

 

by MasterDG
12-27-02
Hey! Let's go in the *dun dun dun* TNT Rocket and find out what it was!
Er..uh-oh.
5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Detonating.
And so, the end of Doctor Duolc.

 

by MasterDG
12-27-02
What a fitting end.
ow...
Wow! A miracle!
Huh? I'm alive?? I'm alive!!!
Me too! Yay!
Er...
..What?

 

by MasterDG
12-28-02
As Damos calls the police...
Okay, so let me get this straight. You live underneath Florida, you're currently orbiting Earth, your partner is a squirrel, two rockets just exploded and mutated the squirrel?
Yes.
Okay, sir, if you want to be served properly you're going to have to stop smoking crack.

 

by MasterDG
12-29-02
For today's comic, the brown-haired guy will represent me.
DG! Why no comic today?
Not now. Playing Metroid Prime. Go away.
Well?
Nothing. Maybe you should try talking to him.
Five minutes later...
What's taking so long?
Not now. Playing Metroid Prime. Go away.

 

by MasterDG
1-03-03
Again, that guy represents me.
Hello. I'd like to inform those of you who came here due to the closing of my old comic site, DGCOMICS. Well, it's been reopened. This may be my last comic here, but....
By the way, for those who don't know, the address is...
..I'm at 50 total for DG, so go there if you want comics from me. I may come back here eventually, though. The news on my site will say if I posted here.
http://dgcomics.cjb.net
...
And now, back to Metroid Prime. Go away.

 

by MasterDG
1-04-03
And so, we find our animal heroes deep in the forest....
Not again...
Hi! I'm Squirlysquirl!
Why are you here? The comic's gone now!
Eek! A talking goat???
So what if it's not funny? I needed a reintroduction!
............I guess I'll go see about cloning a new Duolc........
Correction: Eek! A talking mad scientist goat???

 

by MasterDG
1-04-03
So, we just need to wait 354 more days...stupid squirrel...
You've got wings. You should fly to Earth! Don't worry about me!
I wouldn't.

 

by MasterDG
1-04-03
Drat... he really did fly away...
..I feel so alone... he's probably off having a great time.....
Meanwhile...
....I want my mommy...
BRAINS!

 

by MasterDG
1-06-03
Hey it's Mario!!!
...
Let's play hide and seek!!! 1...2...
Mama mia... what-a a nutcase-a...
Hey why didn't you hide?
Aren't-a you supposed to be dead-a?

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