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by Max_Nuclear
6-25-03
Mr. Nuclear has wandered into a new world...
Wow. My first time at Stripcreator. This hippie type is pretty close to me.
Hey! I can see your thoughts!
Hey! I can switch myself and the background around! Cool!
Don't you remember me? The mascot for your underground newspaper, Chicken Scratch.
This is more like it! I feel right at home!
I swear, I don't think you have any memory at all!

 

by Max_Nuclear
6-28-03
WOW! The premiere cartoon of CHICKEN SCRATCH!!
Hi folks! this is the first showing of Mr. Nuclear' strip: "Chicken Scratch"...
Big whoop. Who cares?
We'll go on humorous, journeys through the landscape of your mind! How exciting!!
This is boring...Ya know, I'm getting hungry.
Oh well, no EVERYONE appreciates the arts!
AAAAAHHH!!!
Now THAT's entertainment! Yum!!!

 

by Max_Nuclear
6-29-03
Alright, let's get the obligatory 'Chicken joke' out of the way...
Hey Clod, why did the chicken cross the road?
To get his psychotic axe-murder friend to hack up the lame jokster!
...Nooo, That's not right.
Actually, that IS the correct answer.
Oh well, there's you're obligatory violence for today, now on to more intellectual humor...
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
How many paramedics do you need to scrap a clown's guts into a bucket? Ask the Col. Sanders.

 

by Max_Nuclear
7-04-03
Hey there Zardoz, How are you enjoying this Earth holiday?
Well, it's illegal to set off firecrackers, so I thought I'd celebrate the 4th by vaporizing people!
NO! NO! SPARE ME!
ZZZZAAAAAAAPPPP!!!
AAAAARRRGGGHH!!!
I guess customs are diffrent wherever you go!
Hmmm. That gets boring fast!
Wait! I'm not dead yet! I'm in horrible, unpatriotic agony!

 

by Max_Nuclear
9-21-03
Mr. Nuclear, (as a hippie) has just returned to Stripcreator after a long absence...
WOAH! Interdimensional travel is really a RUSH!
Hey Nuke! Where ya been?
Man I just got back from this COOOl place called NIGHTMARE CITY HALLOWEEN! It's gonna be on the airwaves Oct. 31st at 7:00 PM!
Mr. Nuclear has NO SHAME!!!
Why does this sound like a commercial?
There'll be a live webcast on WARP radio! Go to http://members.fortunecity.com/nch/

 

by Max_Nuclear
9-25-03
First lady Laura Bush had this to say on ABC's "Good Morning America" about her husband George's relationship with his daughters...
GW BUSH: AH!..Hop..ARRRGH!..on..URG...Pop..AHHHH!!
"George loved to read to our girls and they would actually act it out. He would lie on the fround and read 'Hop on Pop' and they would jump up and down on him."
Hop on Pop! Hop on Pop!
GW Bush: Hop...AHHH!..on..URGHA!...Pop..AHHHH!!!
I know some politicians and people out of work who would like to getin on this 'Hop on Pop' action.
Hop on Pop! Hop on Pop!

 

by Max_Nuclear
1-25-04
Man! I lost my job at the fueling station! This sucks!
...And your asking a squirrel for sympathy? You must be HIGH dude!
No dickhead! I'm just stressing out. You're not a suirrel anyway!
Oh, that's right...I'm your drinking buddy Things will be cool...got a few bucks for a six pack?
I'm in a hallucenigenic non-employment, bad spelling trance.
Can I borrow yer car ta get some brews?

 

by Max_Nuclear
8-17-04
The nuns became agitated when the penguin continued to mock them...
Wow! What happened to you Infinite One!?
Oh, I cracked my knee in half when i got off the bus. I didn't get surgery till days later, it hurts like crazy, and I can't even feed or dress myself!
A head of lettuce is tossed, in more ways than one...
Man...That's a bummer.
Not really....
Somewhere a narrator thinks he is being deep and artistic...
I'm turning it into a performance video called, "Dude, I fucked up my leg!"

 

by Max_Nuclear
7-22-05
News spreads fast throughout the country...
Say! You heard it be Lisa Pagones' birfday?
Why, no. I haven't.
Preperations are being made...
Yea! there's gonna be one KILLER celebration!
Oh, really?
Okay, well, sorta...
Well, not really...but Max and Donna are hoping to visit this weekend.
Wow dude! I just hope they can get that ol' clanger of a drug there! (If they're invited).

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