All comics by MechaV

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by MechaV
10-20-03
Did you ever think you had a smoking problem?
Well........?
No ofcourse not

 

by MechaV
10-20-03
Rex, I want you to tell Trike I'm promoting him
Howcome?
Well, to be blunt, you suck and he works hard
What the boss say?
You're fired

 

by MechaV
10-21-03
So, how's the unemployed life treating ya?
Oh it's just wonderful!
This morning I wook up in my cardboard box and found out that a dog had crapped on me overnight, then I went to the dumpster behind Pizza Hut to scavenge for breakfast and then I went begging
Oh.....so I guess you don't wanna go to a movie tonight
Ah no, let's go

 

by MechaV
10-21-03
The comu-nazis have us on the run! There's only one thing to do!
Yes, we must call in.....
Agent Cthulhu!
What up dawg?
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON!?!?
"This summer's biggest hit" apparently

 

by MechaV
10-21-03
ho boy, it here it comes
Well that certainly took my mind off my crippling poverty
ouch, low blow
Guess I better get to the arcade so I can suck coins out of the change machine
thank you and goodnight
Then I guess I should look into whoring myself.........

 

by MechaV
10-21-03
Ok look dude, I'm gonna be honest with you
Wha?
You didn't get fired, you actually got a promotion. I was just mad and said you were fired
............
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Thank you good karma!

 

by MechaV
10-22-03
Welcome to your promotion Trike!
YOU'RE GONNA TURN ME INTO A ROBOT!?!?!?
Ye...er no, you're now supervising technician of this whole area!
Remind me,what was I before?
Technical superviser of this whole area
Well I'm just climbing up the latter aren't I?

 

by MechaV
10-22-03
I'm fine thanks
*bzzt* Hello organic flesh creature, I'm Clango*bzzt* How may I serve you?
Don't worry, just go take a break or something
*bzzt*You sure*bzzt* I'm programed to meet your every want
Well he took break alright, broke down into a million pieces! HaHaHa*cough*Who the hell am I talking to?

 

by MechaV
10-22-03
So what if Trike got that nice promotion? I'll just talk to the cat from now on!
Meow?
You said it cat! HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, when did I get a cat?
Meow?

 

by MechaV
10-23-03
Yeah, weirdest thing
So a cat just magically showed up?
Yeah but he doesn't quite cut it
Is it trying to make my place?
No, I miss the cloud of smoke you always made
Ah so you miss my witty commentary and handsome face?

 

by MechaV
1-27-04
Winter Hits Hard
I tell ya right now, snow is teh s_uck
Atleast we've been out of work for 2 days!
So what? I'll sure be glad when summer hits
Summer Hits Hard
I'll tell ya right now, sunshine is teh s_uck
My..brain..is..melting

 

by MechaV
1-27-04
So Trike, it seems we've put together a baseball team! So, who's on first?
Yes, who meaning the name of a person and not the use of an adverb!
Well that's just great! Two minutes into the bit and you already ruin it!
Er..uh
uh...there will now be an intermission!
YOU SUCK!

 

by MechaV
1-27-04
We now present a pagent on political...stuff
WE'RE PRO-AMERICA! Please don't hurt us!
IM TEH PRASIEDNT!11!1!!! OMG LOL I ROK!!1! OMG LOL
IMM DA PR3SIEDNT 21!1! WTF TAHTS SO AEWSOME1!1!
Y3AH11!1!1 OMG WTF L3TS DANC31!1111 OMG WTF
NO L3TS HAEV GAY SAX!1!!!1!1 OMG

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Damn it! Why isn't this echo thing working?
Maybe it was all BS? Maybe there is no echo?
BAH! Damn commerical lied to me! Just like everything else in the media!
I'll meet ya in the car
CHILLI'S BABY BACK RIBS!
BARBEQUE SAUCE!

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
wOoOoOoOoO
Trike bought some damn good coffee!
Arr...he sure did!
You're a great dancer Mr.Pirate!
Anybody seen my cup of clorox?

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Yo dude, sup?
HOLY CRAP! It's Death!
Hey man, hey you Rex? My list says I gots to reap the soul of some dude named Rex
Oh,um,is that so? Might I ask what he died of?
Cyanide poisoning in his coffee
Huh,I knew that last cup tasted too much like almonds

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Well, let's get going man!
Woah,woah,woah! Now hold up!
Ah come on!
I never pictured it would end this way! There's still so much I haven't done with my life! Would you like to hear what?
No, but I imagine I'm about to...

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
I've never been to Europe, or owned a ferret, or seen an R rated movie,or expierenced the love of a woman
Is this turning you on?
You do know I'm a dude right?
Hey,I'm dead! What the hell does it matter!

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Look, can we just get you to Hell already? I'm late for a party
HELL? Why am I going to hell?
...
...
OH RIGHT! The sins!

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Prepare yourself mortal, for the burning hellfire of eternal damnation!
BUT I DON'T LIKE DAMNATION!
TOO BAD! BWAHAHAHA!
AHHHHH!
Yes, but this field is 10% more evil than the other one.
Gee, hell looks alot like that grassy field we were just standing in

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Ok I'll take it from here Death! I think you're late for your appointment with Dick Clark
Dude, he like bribes me every two hundred years
WELCOME SINNER TO THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL!
Oh my god, are you Satan?!?
No, I'm Jesus...who the hell do you think I am?!?

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Our meeting starts in 5 minutes, where in Hell is Rex?
And this is where in hell we shove flamming dildos up people's butts!
Oh that's a horrible joke!
FOURTH WALL! YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Ok,let's just punch up your file here
Hm, says here you're not supposed to be here until the United States elects a compotent president!
When will that be?
I don't know, my computer's timeline only goes up to the year 9000

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Well, I guess I'll be seeing you then!
Don't count on it..
Yeesh, that guy was a prick. I have to do something to make me feel better...
oh goody!
Sir, the new batch of lawyers just came in!

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
See? Now isn't this alot better than two little asian girls?
Me sucky sucky, FIVE DOLLAH!

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Man, we just got a new supervisor! He wants use to take these "shroom" so we can "get bigger"
What the hell?
Don't believe me? Go ask him yourself
Alright, I will!
Mamma Mia! It's Bowser!
I should have known...

 

by MechaV
1-28-04
Come nuovo soprintendente richiedo la perfezione dai miei impiegati!
Così! Tutto dovrebbe funzionare più duro di hanno mai prima!
Ma in primo luogo dovete fracassare la vostra testa contro una parete del mattone!
I could use some of those "shrooms" right about now...

 

by MechaV
1-30-04
I just you so damn much

 

by MechaV
1-30-04
I just hate you so damn much

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