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by Melbatoast
10-27-02
tweet.
thanks. I'll be here all week.

 

by Melbatoast
10-27-02
I used to be such an asshole...
I'm totally changed now....
TRY ZOLOFT TODAY!!!!

 

by Melbatoast
10-27-02
Oh fuck....not again.
Heyy......Frosty - I was just wondering...
crap.
wanna hang out? No pressure...

 

by Melbatoast
10-27-02
So..Bill, hows the 3rd shift for ya?
Great! It's so quiet here at that time. Leaves me to my thoughts - but, of course, doesn't cut into my productivity.
No, no, of course not. Hey! I thought some night I might join you - you know, have a chat, keep you company?
That'd be great, sir!
Bill starts to regret the shift change.
Yep.... So...well...see ya later, um Mr. Claus, sir.

 

by Melbatoast
10-27-02
Mom practices her occasional nurturing skills
Have you eaten anything?
LEAVE ME ALONE, GODDAMIT!!!
CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE???!!!!
*yes, BinBoy4578, I like rainbows, too. You're funny. lol lmao lol*

 

by Melbatoast
12-03-02
god DAMN! not again
hey, so...Sci Fi's doing a "V" marathon....wanna come over?
help me
there'll be beer....

 

by Melbatoast
12-03-02
K, everyone, as I'm sure you're aware, we here at the Sci Fi channel are committed to cutting edge original programming.
Now, I know we've got Spielberg's "Taken" running now, but I want us to be thinking "outside the box". There's got to be gripping, successful franchise out there that we can capitalize on.
this could be my big break - I have just the idea......
Coming in Jan 2003: TREMORS: The Series

 

by Melbatoast
1-01-03
I need to do something with my life

 

by Melbatoast
1-01-03
It's bad enough to have to buy maxi pads at the store.
But now they have "Plus size! extra coverage" pads now.
So now the guy at the counter will know I'm on my period AND i have a large than average vagina.

 

by Melbatoast
1-26-03
I sometimes wonder whether there's nothing after this life
odd.....

 

by Melbatoast
1-26-03
Methodists are kind of neutral. Maybe I should be a Methodist.
THIS IS GOD. EVERYONE HAS IT ALL SCREWED UP. JUST DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT - YOU'RE JUST HERE FOR MY AMUSEMENT.
SWEET! now I can masturbate 24/7!

 

by Melbatoast
1-26-03
THE EVIL MIXED ETHNICITY CARTOON CHARACTERS ALWAYS APPEAR FIRST
damn right
crackas.

 

by Melbatoast
1-26-03
So, hey, Gena, wanna come to my Pampered Chef Party next week?
Sure! I just love that stuff!!
maybe I can squeeze $50 out of her
what the FUCK am I DOING???
skank
fuckin tupperware whore

 

by Melbatoast
3-05-03
So last night I had this dream? Where I made like the best comic ever for strip creator?
And uh...

 

by Melbatoast
3-05-03
French CNN TalkBack
Dese bourgeous American capitalitz wit dere packages. Eh. Freedom is not for to come at zee price of zee war.
If eet wuhrr not for uss...zey would have no wine, no? And zey could forget about Evian. Let zem go to Japan for Hello Kitty imports. We don't care. Boycotts are for stupid american heads
Uh....but eef, say, we were to fall under fire, zey would help us, no? Oui? Yes, in dat case Vive L'American!!

 

by Melbatoast
3-05-03
did you notice that melbatoast's last two comics had no background?
yes, and now lame use of props. This comic sucks ass big time

 

by Melbatoast
3-09-03
Janice gets ready for "peace night" at Applebee's
No more blank check for endless war.
Yes, yes that's good.
Give me the "riblets" please.

 

by Melbatoast
3-09-03
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky.
I think about it every night and day - spread my wings and fly away.

 

by Melbatoast
3-09-03
you can fine me in da club
mama I got whatchu need
I'm into havin sex
I'm not into makin love
so come gimme a hug
duh. duh. duh. duh. duh duh..

 

by Melbatoast
3-21-03
antagonistic dialogue
sarcastic slur with expletive
seven what is for the being random of jogproof portable
out removed transfer under location being safety for to akimbo
notice how he uses us know all the time?
Yes, he's too lazy to use the drop-down box

 

by Melbatoast
3-09-04
Joel's first time at book club
So, we're soliciting ideas for our next discussion...Any good recommends?
Yeh, I was thinking Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla. You know. Stephen King?
Huh? Oh, yeah, ok, yeah, I'll pass it along to the others.
This is gonna be great!
Fucking trogladyte. Wouldn't know a good Ayn Rand book if it bit him in the ass.

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