All comics by Millar13

 

by Millar13
4-29-12
Moovin and Streaky are in hiding, for a crime they commited.
Hi, my name is Moovin. I'm Mooooverlous!
I'm so streaky...im a bit of bacon
Fortunatley, they are being looked after by their good friend....Scratch.
Moovin. Have you seen my crack?
I ain't seen your crack! Hey what happend to Streaky?
Unfortunatley, Scratch was not trustworthy in any shape or form.
Oh I just thought that was bacon. I ate him!
Oh moooooooooooooooooo!

 

by Millar13
4-29-12
Moovin tries to get over Streaky's death
I'm so sad. I miss streaky!
As your lawyer Moovin. I have a great idea. Compensation!
This was the first time Moovin had ever met a lawyer, Lawyer Bob to be exact
Compensation? What's that lawyer Bob?
It's where we take someone's money from them, and give it to you.
Free money all round (best funeral ever)
That's sound Mooooooooooooverlous!
ROFLCOPTER!

 

by Millar13
4-29-12
Moovin is at his friend Sidney's house
Hey Sidney! Hey Sidney! Hey Sidney! Hey!
Hi Moov...
Unfortunatley Moovin is hyper from a Mountain Dew.
Hey Sidey! Hey Sidney! Hey Sidney! Hey! Hey! Hey!
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Sometimes there is no cure for too much sugar.
Will you just let me speak?
Urmmm okay. Hey Sidney! Hey!

 

by Millar13
4-29-12
Moovin is at the park with his best friend Goat Man.
Goat Man how do you annoy a female archeologist?
Moovin would you believe me if i said I did not know. Please do tell.
With Moovin its all about the punchline.
Show her a used tampon, and ask her which period it came from!
MEGA LOL! I have a joke for you Moovs.
The one thing about Goat Man. Always takes it toooooo far.
Paedophiles are generally bad people. Unless they have a white van, some ice cream and their own theme song.
OH! MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by Millar13
4-29-12
One of Moovin's oldest friend is Gary.
G-A-R-Y! G-A-R-Y!
R-E-T-A-R-D!
Gary; being a monkey under labortary experiments has learnt to say his name. Clever Monkey!
G-A-R-Y!
What the spider-ham! Change the record Gary!
Learning a new word is just a stroke of genius. Its a shame Moovin couldn't grasp the briliiance of a talking monkey
Ooh Ooh Oooh Ahh! B-A-N-N-A-N-A!
Now your just a lemon!

 

by Millar13
4-29-12
Even Moovin has to go to the doctors.
Moovin, are you ready for your shot?
Shot? No! No! Nooooooooooooooooo! No Shot!
When you need to get a shot, you need to get a shot!
Sorry Moovin, but you need to be brave and take this!
Being brave is just stupid!
Did I mention Moovin is also a wizard?
FIRE POWER!
I wish I was the Human Torch!

 

by Millar13
5-04-12
In rainbow land anything can be said...anything!
When I was young I was a real Casanova. They used to call me "Mr Lover Love!"
Oh really?
Moovin Rule #1: Anything goes!
But then I had anal with a girl in a wheel chair. Now my friends call me "Mr Bum Spastic!"
LMAO. What letter comes after S?
Goat Man Rule #1: BAAAAA!
T?
Two sugars pleasee!

 

by Millar13
5-04-12
The end of the world is nigh..
DIE! THIS IS YOUR TERMINATION! PREPARE TO DIE EARTHLING!
CAPSLOCK OFF. DERP
Lucky for us, Moovin is going to save us!
DOES NOT COMPUTE! SURRENDER OR PAY THE PRICE!
Hold up. I don't care for pchloroethylene, and I don't like glycol ether. BAZINGA! TROLLED!
No one likes being trolled!
WHY ME!
Puny Robot!

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