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by MissRetro
9-08-02
heh ... figures.

 

by MissRetro
9-08-02
you want to know what bugs me?
that was predictable

 

by MissRetro
9-08-02
can ... man , tan , anne , ban , dan , pan , san , nan , ran , han , van , fan ...
tran, gran, fran, jackie chan, stan, span, than, plan ... flan ... mmm flan
i'll never make a poet...

 

by MissRetro
9-08-02
does being in a can limits my experience of the great outdoors?
well ive gotta be better off than you ...
my connection to the mother earth is deep and fulfiling, she is my provider, my nurturer .. my guardian ... her rivers are my lifeblood, and her fruits are my soul... praise to gaia!
shut up
break free of your tin shackles and join with me in this rain dance!

 

by MissRetro
9-08-02
why DO you live in a can?
i'm shy about my feet.. they're 'cute' apparently
oooh , can i see... ?
if you must
wooo weee .. you're right , they is some damn cute feet... i just wanna take them home and ...
you make me sick

 

by MissRetro
9-08-02
man in a can ... how can i ever hope to achieve your sense of security and enlightenment?
please, help me to reach a higher state of conciousness
you need to look deep inside yourself
...not exactly what i had in mind ...

 

by MissRetro
9-09-02
sweet can, how do i love thee? let me count the ways ...
one ... two ... five.. sixty seven ...
im sorry darling , i just can't put my feelings into poetry...

 

by MissRetro
9-09-02
is life really like a box of chocolates?
no
life is like a trash can... it starts out all bright and shiny, ends up dull and dinted; and starts to smell funny if you leave it alone for too long...
but boxes of chocolates can go in the trash ... right?
pesky squirrels

 

by MissRetro
11-03-02
so i was thinking , i'm gonna start a brothel ..
oh yeah?
yeah , and all the prostitutes will be named Freya ... and then i'll call it 'Lay A Freya' ! hahahaha
i don't get it
i know , my rhyming skills are too subtle for your under-developed level of grammatical understanding
so does this mean i get a discount?

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