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by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Damn this strip maker for not having any moogles!
Hey, at least we still kick ass.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
DID YOU DO THAT?
Who cares, not like you knew him.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Hey, you made an error in the last comic strip.
I think I saw that.
You did it again...
What?
Last comic you put the comic title as "Where is the moogles?" when it should be "Where ARE the moogles?", and now you said "I think I saw that." when it should be "I-
Shut the hell up, damn, not like anybody is going to read my comics.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
I'm loving this background.
This brings back the old days.
Can we switch backgrounds now?
Fine, go ahead.
Hey, what happened to you?
Sorry, I just don't want to feel left out.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Did you see a squirrel running through the forest?
No, why?
He keeps changing the backgrounds for no reason!
Yeah, it's starting to get pretty annoying.
What do you want to do about it?
Let's go kick his ass.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
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Dude, one of us have to leave the strips so the author can come out!
And who is going to be that lucky person?

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Hey, what happened to that other guy?
Ummm, you took him out dumbass.
Well, yes I did, but you were supposed to say-
Ummm, can I kill you now?
You're supposed to say that in the next block.
Ummm, can I kill you now?

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU AN ANNOUNCEMENT WITH CAPS LOCK INCLUDED, HOW EXCITING!
YOU GOT MAIL.
What the hell?

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Do you really want to kill me?
Of course, I never wanted to be a character in this stupid comic anyway, it SUCKS!
Before you kill me, can I at least change the background one more time?
Fine, but make it qui-
-okay go ahead.
Oh you son of a...

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Sorry about the last eight comics I made, since the last eight comics were so stupid that we decided that comic strip nine would be too stupid for you as well so we did not save it.
This IS strip nine...
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Anything new on TV?
No, all I saw was news about Mog's comic strip nine being stupid.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
I decided I was too good enough to be a squirrel so I decided to change my look.
Okay, I got this idea of me, the one and only author known as Mog, being a detective... Um, WHO KICKS ASS!
Well, that's a classic.
And you're going to be my first victim.
Whoa, so much for a comic strip, so what, now you're just going to shoot me? What are you going to do AFTER this strip is finished?
...
Yeah, that's what I thought.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
So, what do you want to do?
I don't know, let's go outside.
Damn, it feels good out here!
Hey, what's that behind you?
Why hello there Mr. Ninja!
What the hell is this?

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Well, don't just stand there Mog! What should I do?
Don't you know your FOUR basic actions?
What the hell are those?
Attack, defend, item, run.
I hate RPGs.
Don't push it.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
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I better not make any sudden movements...
Hey buddy, where are you going?
RETREAT!
Will he come back?
Probably not.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Sunday. It was a very quiet evening, and today, I started my first case on the job. My new partner, was the sock puppet.
Are we going to go after him or what?
I guess so, he left a few footprints so we don't have to go right away.
You wanna go get something to eat?
Sure.
Everyone loves break time.
Welcome to Penguin Express, may I take your order?
This is going to get interesting.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
I decided to ask the cashier if he knew where the ninja ran off to.
A ninja? Well, the customers were talking about it but they didn't exactly know the details, all they said was, "There was a ninja who was running on the road at an incredible speed!"
Damn, I'll never catch him if all I do is sit around all night eating frozen food.
Aren't you going to buy something?
No thanks, I can't waste anymore time.
I decided to leave the Penguin Express and follow the footprints, which lead to a park near my house.
Damn, I'm losing customers!

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Sunday evening, I thought everything was going well, until I finally met another detective.
Hey, are you Mog?
Yes I am, what is the problem?
Haha, I hope you know there's another detective on the loose.
I'm guessing he's right behind me.
Wang Johnson, Private Dick
Let's draw, shall we?

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
I accepted his draw, and, well, let's hope I don't die, shall we?
I hope you don't mean our penises.
Oh, so you prefer the ol' handgun?
Yes, I do. On the count of three...
One, two, THREE!
How ironic.
Bang.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Why the hell did you kill my partner?
Sorry, I couldn't let him take my idea for a comic.
Enough! FIRE 2!
...
Damn, he got away.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Where the FUCK did you learn that magic?
Um, I don't know.
Fuck you Mog, you give this fucking sock puppet the ability to cast magic and all you gave me was this fucking bench!
At least you don't get tired of standing up in every strip.
I guess you're right, I hate to stand up.
Okay, I have to go find the ninja on my own, he might know what to do with this "Wang Johnson" guy.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Hey, this must be his house, I wonder if he has anything useful I can use to find the runaway ninja.
My partner decided to check the bedroom first, but I locked the door so he used magic to break it down.
Who the hell are you?
I'm a former classmate, he locked me up in his bedroom.
...So you're saying Mog is a rapist?
Yes.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Meanwhile, back in hell...
I guess some people are glad that this sock puppet is now the new detective up there.
Yeah, but maybe the creator of Wang Johnson is mad at you for putting his character in your comic.
Well, I just wanted to let him know that I didn't mean to take his idea in the first place.
Maybe that's why you were sent to hell.
Actually, I raped a few girls back then...
Wow, must have been fun.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Back in my bedroom, my partner decides to take care of my 'deed'.
Since we're here... You wanna get funky?
Sure, let me turn off the lights.
Oh yeah, that's the stuff baby!
Yes, yes, yes!
Um, did I just fuck one of Mog's goats?
Maybe.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Meanwhile, in my neighbor's house...
Okay, so I was reading one of Mog's comics and it said something about him being a rapist.
Yeah, and?
I sort of want you to kick his ass.
I'm guessing he raped you too?
...
I'm on it.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
My partner walks around the park for more clues to catch the runaway ninja.
Hey, you're the guy from the Penguin Express!
Yep, that's me alright.
What happened to you?
Well, they said the runaway ninja was causing trouble in the city and now they placed a warrant on his head. So I decided to ditch my old job and become a bounty hunter!
How much is the reward?
Seven dollars.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
We interrupt this program to bring you an important annoucement.
I know, most of you think Mog's comics are really stupid, so now he has created commercials between episodes!
And now we bring you our first commercial!
Let's du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!
I am the Yu-Gi-Oh master!
No, I AM THE YU-GI-OH MASTER!
Play Yu-Gi-Oh 24 hours a day!
Remember kids, YU-GI-OH IS YOUR FRIEND!

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
Nice commercial Mog, but you made another error.
Why the hell am I a squirrel again?
You put "we interrupt this program to bring you an important annoucement." when it should be "we interrupt this program to bring you an important ANNOUNCEMENT".
God, you're annoying, let's get back to the show.
Oh well, I guess I'll see you in Hell.
Alright.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-02-03
And back to Hell it is.
Told you I'd see you in Hell.
Aren't you supposed to be on your fucking bench?
Yeah, but I think I'm getting used to standing up.
I see. So, how did you die?
Some ninja was running at an incredible speed and bumped into me, making me fall into a fifteen foot construction hole.
Sucks to be you.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-03-03
My neighbor decides to check out my house.
I don't hear anything, might as well go inside.
Hey, have you seen Mog around?
Maybe.
What the... HEY, GET AWAY FROM ME!
Oh yeah...

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-03-03
Yay, it's me!
Hey, you got your bench back.
Don't you have anything else to do besides bother me?
Not really, my comics are really starting to go nowhere.
Where is the sock puppet by the way?
Damn it, we walked for over three hours and still no sign of a ninja!
Let's go check out that strip club.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-03-03
My neighbor talks to the girl I locked up in my bedroom before.
Damn it, this sucks.
What happened to you?
Some goat fucked me up in Mog's house and took my clothes.
That's his goat alright.
Is it supposed to be his pet or something?
Unfortunately, yes.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-03-03
Here I go... asking for another chance.
Jesus, can I have another chance? I don't think it's fair for me dying by a damn finger.
Well, that's life my son.
Just give me another chance you bastard!
Why don't you just put yourself back in the comic? You ARE the author!
I need to make it realistic...
Realism my ass...

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-03-03
The penguin tries to get in the strip club.
Welcome to the Owl's club, will you be paying in cash or check?
Um, do you accept stolen credit cards?
You're a minor, aren't you?
Um, no?
Get OUT!
This had to be one of the gayest comic strips in the damn series.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-03-03
God opens a portal back to Earth.
I'm finally going back home.
This is going to be great!
Wait a second, why are you coming with me again?
Because your comic sucks and it needs some action.
Oh, can you kill Wang Johnson when we -
No.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-03-03
You know what? I think that LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH girl is pretty hot, Mog should put her on the show.
I don't think Mog wants to take another author's character again, he could just die like last time.
Wait a second, Mog IS acting like he died, right? Or did he really die by a finger?
The blood did look real, plus I never saw Wang Johnson on the actor list.
What the Hell, this job is way too confusing for me.
Can't wait till the series ends.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-04-03
Welcome back to, THE PORTAL TO EARTH! Unfortunately someone is clogging the other end of the portal so Mog and the demon have to wait for eight days.
I don't think anybody likes me as an author.
Of course you dumbass, you're a rapist, plus you fucked a goat.
Will you quit cursing? Maybe that's why people hate my comics.
No, it's just you.
So if I left for the next ten episodes, you think more people will like this comic?
...Yes.

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-04-03
I decide to go on vacation, and I'm wondering if the actors miss me.
We have good news! Mog WILL NOT be on stage for another nine episodes! LET'S CELEBRATE!
Did you hear the good news? Mog is going on vacation!
Hurray, we're saved!
Damn it, isn't somebody going to take me out of here?
Have you seen a goat with my clothes?

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-06-03
Why wasn't the show on air yesterday?
I think the director was slacking off.
Should we go kick his ass?
Nah, I bet somebody is already taking care of it.
So, why did you want me here?

 

by MogTheMoogle
11-24-03
Hey, have you seen Mog? He hasn't made any comics for like, 3 weeks!
Oh well, his comics suck anyway.
You know what, maybe we should just get on with our lives instead of complaining about the strips.
Yeah, you're right, I'll be right back.
A few minutes later.
Perfect...

 

by MogTheMoogle
12-12-03
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=The_4string_king&ID=197650
Dude, did you see the link above?
What happen?
Somebody set up us the trench coat!
Oh no!
Those two really look like the sock puppet and Mog.
Um, can we get on with the show now? All we have been talking about is Mog's comics sucking pasta noodles and not continuing the show for a month.

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