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by Mojo
7-20-01
Rose are Red
Oh where is my head!

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
What was that!
Crap, turned into a robot again ... DAMN!!

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
What was that!
Crap, turned into a robot again ... DAMN!!

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
This is the last time I let Mojo do my Comics
We're not in Kansas any more...

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
Life is endless in its entire meaning...
The hidden birds peck at my spleen ...
Live from New York its Saturday Night!!!!!!!!

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
We Meet The Famous Robot from lost in Space confronting a fan...
Hi Little Robinson, what can I do for you?
Aren't you in 2001?

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
And I thought I was messed up!

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
Man I hate doing these PA rip-offs! I'm outta here.
Fin
Wassup!!
Wassup!!!!

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
Why am I here again. DAMMIT!!!!
Couldn't resit my Charm?
Shut up!

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
Amatuer Nite...
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Chicken
Chicken Who?
To Get to the other side
You suck.

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
You Blinked
You're just a drawing

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
The Contest Continues..
Next!
The Contest Continues..
Crap!

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
The Contest Continues..
Blow Up in a ball of Flame...
Blow Up in a ball of Flame...
Sweet...

 

by Mojo
7-20-01
At a near-by Bus Stop
Why Don't you join me on this bench?
Come on ... I won't Kill you. Why won't you join me?
That's why you goof

 

by Mojo
7-21-01
HMmm, who could that be?
Ring!!
Now to Answer
Ring!!
This isn't Right...
Ring!!

 

by Mojo
7-21-01
The Movie Groupies
You Seen that New Jurassic Park Movie?
Oh Yea It was a blast, with the Dinosaurs and all! I loved it when the Death Star Trambled over the T-Rex
The Hell are you talking about?
I like Bananas

 

by Mojo
7-21-01
Man I hated Tomb Raider ! It was such a waste of Time, I mean I could have pulled a better movie out of Donkey Ass.
Really? I thought was ok..
...........
How much have you been drinking?
Only 2 to 20 bottles...

 

by Mojo
7-21-01
I thought AI rocked, I mean it was such a work of art!
Ug, How could you say that, Sure the Graphics were great but I mean the story was Shallow.
Were you drunk or something? It was superbly done, I mean nothing was flawed
Oh yea?
2000 Years From Now....
Man I think this is Pretty sweet, no one to tell use what to do and all this freedom.
m33p de-op Uga Chung

 

by Mojo
7-21-01
Planet of The Apes comes out soon. I can't wait to see it. The Idea behind teh movie is brillant, I mean being on a planet ruled by Apes is so ingenious!
You have seen the original right?
Of course I did, I mean John Belushi running around in togas and bringe drinking was so cool, I can't wait for this one.
You idiot, that was Animal House!

 

by Mojo
7-22-01
Are You related to E.T.?
Mee-op Zee opz
So then you were an extra on the X-Files?
.......................
'They Came from mars with hats on their heads?' that really crappy movie?
[insert your punchline HEre]

 

by Mojo
3-26-02
After quitting the habit, Bob's visions begin
Crap here comes that Mr. Cig, he thinks he is so cool
Howdy Bob, how about just a little puff to help you calm those jitters?
No Ciggy, I quit and vowed never to touch you again!
But just look at me, mmmmm soo sexy
Hey Kids its Former President Bush
Remember Kids, Winners Don't use Drugs
Winners get rich

 

by Mojo
3-26-02
God I hate these crappy machines, they never work and always freeze!
Bzzzzzzzzz Zap Beeep Beeeep CRkkzzzzz *
Powered by Johns Funny Pants
I mean it should still work if I leave those dancing Jesus' and flying toasters up for the weekend.

 

by Mojo
3-26-02
Lesson 1: Powering Up
Why is my Computer Not working?
...............
I will nail this to 100 hampster running wheels and use their energy to make this work.

 

by Mojo
3-26-02
Lesson 2: Surfing the Net
Time to go to my favorite site
www.hot-slutty-doggies.com
Website Forbidden: You do not have the privilages to view this Site.
Bah I will go lick myself then.
Beep

 

by Mojo
3-26-02
The Beginning
The Middle of our Story
Fin

 

by Mojo
3-26-02
Under the Sea
Blup Blup Blup
The Red jaxx Fish is the best thing since dolphin safe tuna
Finally some good dolphin, its been so long since I have had a good piece of dolphin meat
Bzzzzz

 

by Mojo
3-26-02
A Letter from the Management
We would like to apologize for the lack of funniness in the recent comics. It appears our funny license was suspended by the Internet Police.
We promise to pledge 150% more funniness in the coming episodes and apologize once again. Now for your pleasure let the comedy gold commence
Next on "As the World Burns"
Love Me, you sexy naughty TV.

 

by Mojo
3-26-02
It was a nice Summer's Day...
I do say old chum that this a splended day for a walk in the golly good olde park
I quite agree there my little strapping young lad. It is truly a splendid day.
I dear say old chum that it seems you have spontaniously combusted.
Oh Deary me, that is truely a bad thing, for today was such a spledid day.
Good Bye Old Chum, I will admit though you were a bit of a flamer.

 

by Mojo
3-27-02
So Donkey, you seen that movie Showtime, yet?
You mean the one with the insane elephant that does a tap dancing number in the middle of the movie?
Nooo, what movie were did you see?
I don't know, all I can remember is that in the end, I awoke in Motel bathtub without my left kidney.

 

by Mojo
3-27-02
Hey Hey aren't you that guy from Death to Smoochy?
No you must of confused me with that bastard Ed Norton. Don't make me hurt you!
Hehehe, You're cute, you must be Smoochy.
Well can Smoochy do this?
You're Damn right he can't.

 

by Mojo
3-27-02
Movie Time!
You wanna come to the movies with us tonight?
You can still bring Booze, right?
Umm, No. I don't think you were ever able to bring your own beverages. Thats what the snack bar is for.
Oh. But they still have those Monkey butlers serving popcorn, right?
I don't know what type of theater you are talking about, but I would love to go there.
Theater? I thought you asked if wanted to go over to Michael Jackson's house.

 

by Mojo
3-27-02
After a Romantic Evening
I sure had a fun time with you at the movies tonight, Jon.
Really? Well i had a great time with you too.
Its a shame we didn't see much of the movie however.
Yea, it was truly a shame.
I just wish I had bought tickets.

 

by Mojo
3-27-02
When you find yourself at the crossroads of life, remember to always choose the right path.
And don't forget to look both ways.

 

by Mojo
3-27-02
When at the zoo its probably the best not to pick up pennies lying on the gorund.
Then again its probably for the best to skip the zoo all together.

 

by Mojo
3-27-02
Every time you look up at the night sky, take a moment to sit back and marvel at our universe.
But not marvel too long or else those damn bugs will get you

 

by Mojo
3-27-02
The internet is a wonderful thing that allows people to talk to other people all over the world.
It is also an excellent source of boobs.

 

by Mojo
4-04-02
Why do we always show up?
'cuz we are the cute ones you tar!
Really? I thought it was since Stripcreator got in some heat over minority rights.
...
We're cute you ditz

 

by Mojo
4-04-02
And now presenting
The greatest Comedic duo since Abbot and Costello
Jackass and Joe
Hey Hey
Ta-da

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