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by NihonRobot
1-23-03
What's this?
It's a letter from your mom.
She said she doesn't like me anymore.
Here, take this hammer and drive a nail into your skull.
And the asian gairl was free to go.
Ouch
Thank you! Now I'm free from the spell!

 

by NihonRobot
1-23-03
Scientists have found, after extensive research, that video games make you want to kill people.
Where's my gun?

 

by NihonRobot
1-23-03
Hey there little girl.
I have some candy in my van.
And Big Karl's drinking days were over...

 

by NihonRobot
1-23-03
What's wrong with you?!
OH! So, you're still upset about last night...

 

by NihonRobot
1-23-03
I didn't know you weren't 18.

 

by NihonRobot
1-24-03
You know, love has a lot to do with sex.
Yeah, no kidding.
It just feels so much better when you love him.
........
Yeah.

 

by NihonRobot
1-24-03
And who might you be?!
Son of a bitch...
It was not his time to go.
I know, but you should have seen this guy!

 

by NihonRobot
1-24-03
What's happening?!
It's like a wolverine is having a seizure in my stomach!
That's the last time I eat at Bob's.
I must perge the evil...to the restroom!
Bob is pissed
What a bunch of douches.

 

by NihonRobot
1-24-03
I don't understand what I was doing wrong.
You were drinking under age.
But, I don't understand what I was doing wrong.
It's against policy to drink under age on campus. I hate having to do this, but I have to. I'm not going to call the cops or anything, we just can't have you doing this.
God! Chad is such an ass. He, like, roams the halls looking for someone to bust. I fucking hate him!
You're retarded.

 

by NihonRobot
9-20-06
That toilet is too big...

 

by NihonRobot
9-20-06
Have a nice night...
I'd like to pay in pennies plz
no lol

 

by NihonRobot
9-20-06
I accidentally chose the wrong type of gas
Go reset the pump then, you stupid bitch
I'm not sure how to do that
Lift up the handle, jeez
What a stupid bitch

 

by NihonRobot
9-20-06
Hey, I hadn't seen your sister in a long time.
That wasn't my sister...
Really? You look alike...
No we don't! Are you saying we all look alike?!
Yes.

 

by NihonRobot
9-20-06
Aren't you Jackie Chan!!?!/1/!?!

 

by NihonRobot
9-20-06
I gotta go

 

by NihonRobot
9-20-06
Can I get chips, some Skittles, and your number?
No.
Out of chips? Ok.
No.
No.

 

by NihonRobot
9-20-06
Oh, you want ID? Ummm, I think I left it in my other pants...
Go home, kiddo.
^_^

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