All comics by NovayaRussia

 

Sey's adventures #1: Trying to pick up an asian chick by NovayaRussia 10-19-03
In Chauncerburry, England... G'Day, mate. I'm Sey. You look like a sexy young thing, why don't we go back to my place in my parents' basement My mommy warned me of you fucking peds. I'm only five, sicko	Well, blimey me breeches. I'll just have to get me hot, blond girlfriend to suck my dick and slit her wrists again Dear jesus	THEY SUCK A GOOD COCK, YA KNOW

 

Sey's adventures #2: Recruited by the local constabulary by NovayaRussia 10-19-03
G'Day, mate. I am a Britishman named Sey, and I have a hot blond girlfriend Hello, Sey. We need you and your school chums to help us here at the West Mercia Constabulary combat internet pedophiles	Well, blimey me breeches, guvnah, I'll certainly help you plum-snickitty, wot! Great. I'll meet with you at your school next week to plan out how you're going to do this. Good day	Now, where in bloomin 'ell did that little asian chick get off tah?

 

Sey's adventures #3: To the DKvine forums! by NovayaRussia 10-19-03
Sey decides to go tell the people on the DKvine forums about his new job... CHAD: That last article was damned unfunny. I've been working as a video game editor for FIVE YEARS, and that is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. You totally ripped off Cliff Yabl-	SEY: G'Day, Chad. I just came from a hot dicksucking by my hot, blond girlfriend to tell ye all aboot me new job trying to catch internet pedophiles. Don't know of any aboot here, do ye? CHAD: No. I wouldn't know of any at all	CHAD: Shut up SAF: Yeah. And he's been working FIVE YEARS as a video game editor!

 

DKvine forum insanity - Corruptitude by NovayaRussia 10-19-03
CHAD: Anyway, back to what I was saying. I believe my opinions speak for everyone here, since I'm consistently agreed with on these boards	CARTER: Actually, I believe you're an overbearing asshole who forces his opinions on other people, and then bullies them unfairly with his status when they complain.	CHAD: BANNED, MUTHA FUCKA!

 

Sey's adventures #4: Even friends realize Sey's nature... by NovayaRussia 10-19-03
What in bloomin 'ell? These blokes think I'm a ped, eh? Well, those bludgers are all wrong, wot! Ah well, time for school, anyway	At Sey's school, West Chauncerburry High... Uh... yeah. She's, like, over there. heheh... Hello Tony, m'lud. 'Aven't seen me hot, blond girlfriend, who sucks a mean cock, aboot, 'ave ye?	'Ey babe, where ye been, eh? Dear jesus...

 

Humility: The better part of valor (DKvine forum insanity) by NovayaRussia 10-20-03
You know, Slushington, I'll have to refute your theory on SFA's conversion. Nintendo didn't force it upon Rare. You people are just too randomly iconoclastic to see reason	But aren't you attempting to be equally iconoclastic, except you use your anti-iconclasm to disguise your radical tendancies?	Dumbass

 

Sey's adventures #5: Recruiting his friends by NovayaRussia 10-20-03
"Plum Snarfin"? Ah well. The bloke must of had an appoitment, or 'ad ta use the loo, wot! Anyhoo, I were just gonna tell ya aboot me new job, catching internet peds and such. Would you be plum snarfin to join up?	No, you're just making up stuff now What the bloody 'ell eva!	Now there's a bloody surprise, eh?

 

Sey's adventures #6: Further recruition amongst friends by NovayaRussia 10-20-03
Ah, Chelsea! Din't quite see you there, wot! Nice to see you. So wots all this hubbub about pedophillia?	The West Marcia Constabulary 'af chosen ME to lead a crusade o' sorts against internet pedos. Wanna join up? Sure thing, love!	One hour later, in front of the British Parliament... BAN LIBERALISM IN THE CONSTABULARY!

 

Sey's adventures #7: Come on, you all saw this one coming... by NovayaRussia 10-20-03
Sey decides to go to his local church, to help him sort out his sexual feelings... Forgive me father, for I 'ave sinned	I... I 'ad some impue thoughts aboot a five-yea-old asian chick, wot. I though I could come to ta clergy for guidance 'ea...	She's a bonny loot 'ot, et! Wait... did you say five-year-old asian chick?

 

DKvine forum insanity - Iconoclasm by NovayaRussia 10-24-03
Monkey Mischief: This site is crap. It's an effort by the Zionist world media, under their head, lord Adolf Bush, to overthrow peace and prosperity... through crappy articles!	MM: It is rather arrogant of you to base your statements on based fact. ARROGANT. Also, JINGOISM, you damn republican. It isn't cool to be a repuiblican. That's why I'm an archliberal, to be different	Doogie Howser: JOIN THE CLUB, MAN!

 

Sey's adventures #8: Trolling the intranet by NovayaRussia 10-24-03
Sey decides to begin his search for internet pedophiles... Well, I best start oop ta old compersgrubble, eh wot!	AN HOUR LATER... (Typing) Hey babe, you live in Chauncerburry? So do I! Let's get together sometime, back in my bedroom, perhaps... (Reply) HAHAH! I am really a cop with the local constabulary down in Chauncerburry. I'll be tracing your IP adress in order to arrest you.	BURN THE EVIDENCE!

 

Sey's Adventures #9: Reprocussions by NovayaRussia 11-27-03
And so the constable went to investigate his detective work... Wait... 1040 Horton drive... isn't this where that Sey fellow lives? How could he be a ped?	Offica, I know why you're hea, an I cin explain meself. You see, it were all a cleva ruse ta catch other peds, wot? Pre'a smart 'o me, eh? Hmm... well, I can't argue with that logic. Keep up the good work. Remember, you're presenting next week at the Grandview Hotel next week.	NOO! My thriteen gig hardrive... all that porn... gone! Man, I'll never be able to download Sweet 16 Debutantes parts 3-16 again!

 

ROLL OUT by NovayaRussia 1-12-04
TWIN GLOCK MONIES, COCKED BACK! ME AND MY HOMIES, SO DROP THAT! WE ROLLIN ON TWENTIES, WIT DA TOP BACK! SO MUCH MONEY, YOU CANT STOP THAT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT!	What in the world is in that BAG, what'choo got in that BAG! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT!	YEAH YEAH G-UNIT! PROPS TO DA HIZZY! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT! ROLL OUT!

 

ROLL OUT by NovayaRussia 1-12-04
Where all da white wimmins be at?		ROLL OUT!

 

SCTV: American Idol by NovayaRussia 1-12-04
Hello. I am some dumb slut with no talent. Vote for me 'cuz I'm hot! I am some no-talent jerk who's sexy. Vote for me because I'm hot!	SIMON: You are absolutely the worst thing ever. You put me to sleep. YOu're like a dog howling JUDGE JUDY: Fuck, he stole my bit!	OMIGOD GOTTA VOTE FOR CLAY ^_^

 

PILLSBURY ROLLS OUT by NovayaRussia 1-14-04
Hahah! You cannot see a negro in the dark. That is the greatest of stealths I possess when I am trying to break into the fried chicken depository.	Hahah! I have you now, evil negro! Everyone knows negros can't take heat well. I'll just turn up the heat here, and...	VICTORY FOR THE ARYAN RACE! SIEG HEIL!

 

NEGROS... IN... SPACE! by NovayaRussia 7-16-04
Sir! The negroids are attacking! How can you tell?	Hahah! You fell for our camoflauge! You cannot see us Negroids against the inky blackness of space! Now we shall take your Lunar watermellon and your fine, sweet-assed babes	Boy, you BEST didn't!

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