All comics by Pandaman27

 

Share the love by Pandaman27 5-03-04
		Your ass is on the wrong side I know

 

Crappy thing about crap by Pandaman27 5-03-04
So then I said, arn't you that guy from the Village People...!		We need the stage for the male strippers now Stuff you

 

Orgy by Pandaman27 5-03-04
		...So...are we gonna do it...or... Hold on, my fantasy hasn't loaded the lesbian orgy background yet

 

I'm going to hell for this by Pandaman27 5-30-04
Man, what a beautiful day the Lord has created! I'm so happy to be one of God's creations right now!		...fuck this

 

His bald head gave it away by Pandaman27 5-30-04
Good afternoon sir! I'm here to tell you of an AMAZING offer that would give YOU the chance to recieve the PAPER for only $16.78 A MONTH!		Holy shit, let me get my pants on! ...I've also got some dope in the car.

 

Just seeing if I remember how to use this by Pandaman27 12-23-04
Ah, dude...YES! You've almost got the high score! C'mon, keep going!	c'monc'monc'mon... YES!	...who the fuck are you?

 

Wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy whack by Pandaman27 12-23-04
We've replaced Sam's normal television programming with special "ethnic flavored entertainment"! Let's see if he notices. Yo, Pops! I'm gonna take a ride down wit my home slices to da b-ball court, ya dig?		...what the hell happened to the weather channel?

 

Prozac by Pandaman27 12-23-04
So then I told her, "Yeah, I know that's why!", even though she already KNEW that! And really, do you think I'd go through all the trouble just so she could get the satisfaction of seeing me fail?	I mean, seriously doc. Am I a bad boyfriend? I mean, I really do TRY to say the right things, but sometimes its harder said than done! And besides, its not as if she didn't KNOW what to expect.	Here I am slaving away at work all day, putting up with my dumb boss yappin' at me to change the toner...and what's the deal with toner anyway? It's like it drains itself out the second you refil it!

 

Marriage: Year Two by Pandaman27 7-11-05
Hey...are you up?		*poomp* God-fuck-dammit...

 

They weren't even red and blue to begin with! by Pandaman27 7-11-05
Alright! Second level, awesome! Alright, so I'm gonna try and hit the red dot while you go fo- Dude, whatever! You ALWAYS get the red dot!	...well maybe if you'd stop taking my lives like they were candy, I wouldn't HAVE to stay back and take out the door! Oh, again with the lives!? Look, if you would stop taking the spread gun and leaving me the crappy laser every freaking level...	...Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

 

An allegory for Post-9/11 America by Pandaman27 7-17-05
This food is delicious!	Excuse me sir, may I get you a refill?

 

I've got you to thank for this by Pandaman27 7-18-05
I think I heard the door knock. Could you go check that? Sure.	Hello! I am the enchanted compatriot of your gentleman friend, Sir Joe! Could thou summon Sir Joe so that we may embark on a quest to ye old Gamespot?	Who was it? So I was thinking we should start seeing other people...

 

Right wing? More like WRONG wing! by Pandaman27 7-18-05
Oh, how long must I be enslaved? I have suffered far too long for radical political ideology!	One day the eve shall come where my savior will emerge from history's rubble, bringing my flag's colors forthright into the sheltered eyes of the public!	Hey, I'm your new cell mate. Gadzooks! The future has emerged, and it brings with it nipple clamps!

 

I hate when you call, which isn't at all by Pandaman27 7-19-05
		Why the hell did you wish me on this island with you anyway? Hey, remember who also wished for beer and a lifetime supply of Pop Rocks? Huh? Shut up and get me a beer.

 

Sorry Adam, thanks Dusty. by Pandaman27 8-18-05
You know, I love the Jew. And I think the Mexicans are awesome.	Want to dance? So you can cross my border and steal my job? I think not!	... Good god, that was offensive. See you in Hell.

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