h00rj! by Panzerfaust12-23-02 All was lost.. Restraining Order?! Another one? until... I am teh sorrowed That's ok... because I have...! ah, screw it I'm getting another beer H00rj! this narrorator is getting on my nerves...
Shakespeare by Panzerfaust12-23-02 Teh sorrows have overcome thyself Moo MAYBE SUICIDE?! MOO Such is the tragedy of a modern day comic strip character LISTEN TO TEH MOO
Stick Almighty by Panzerfaust12-23-02 I didn't kill myself yet dammit! Welcome to heaven hmmm I am teh god YOU SHALT RECIEVE THY POWERZ- dammit, I hate bible speak
Creator by Panzerfaust12-23-02 DIE! You'll have 3 opportunities to use my prowess It was bleak Why didn't you say so? Eh, not on Day of Defeat servers @&$#!!!! roofles
A guest appearance! by Panzerfaust12-23-02 It seems I can travese heaven and earth in this garbage can! eww I sat on some crap! Mystery Science Theater?! you guys rule! I wonder what they would say if I drove this nail through my head... I AM TEH LOVERZ TEH DRIVINGZORZ TEH NAILZ THROUGH MY HEAD! H00rj!
Theives! by Panzerfaust12-23-02 ... what are you doing? ... Did your girlfriend catch you masturbating again? Mystery Science Theater stole my pants... ugh, nevermind
Semi-apology by Panzerfaust12-23-02 The creator of this comic strip would like to apologize for messing up on the last panel of the last cartoon It was my fault! MST again! *throws can* Hmmm, baked or fried... Hey, I still don't have pants! You chug the Dayqil again?
and now for something comepletly different! by Panzerfaust12-23-02 MEANWHILE... *BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP!* hmmm... what is this? *click* There is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now...
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Joe by Panzerfaust12-24-02 Hey Joe... What's up with you? I got a restraining order Oh, good job, what did you do? I thought there was a bomb in the soup so I... Nevermind...