All comics by Par

 

by Par
6-18-05
Why must we be confined to three panels?
We must define comics as an art form!
Scott McCloud is a hack.

 

by Par
6-18-05

 

by Par
6-18-05

 

by Par
6-18-05
Hey lady.
I can see up your skirt.
Geez.

 

by Par
6-18-05
Would you like to shoot me now or wait until you get home?
SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW!
You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now.
He does so have to shoot me now.
I demand that you shoot me now!
:shoots:

 

by Par
6-18-05
Let's run through that again.
Okay. Would you like to shoot me now or wait untill you get home.
Shoot him now. Shoot him now.
You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now.
HA! That's it. Hold it right there. :pauses: Pronoun trouble. :pause: Its not, he doesn't have to shoot you now, its he doesn't have to shoot me now. WELL I SAY HE DOES HAVE TO SHOOT ME NOW.

 

by Par
6-18-05
SO SHOOT ME NOW!
:shoots:
Yes?

 

by Par
6-18-05
Oh.
No you don't.
Not again.

 

by Par
6-18-05
Sorry.
This time, we'll try it from the other end.
Look, you're a hunter, right?
Right.

 

by Par
6-18-05
And this is rabbit season, right?
Right.
And if he was a rabbit, what would you do.
Yeah, if you're so smart, if I was a rabbit, what would you do?
Well, I'd :shoot:

 

by Par
6-18-05
Not again.
HAHA. Very funny. HAHAHA.
I'm sorry fellas, but I can't wait any longer. :shoots:

 

by Par
6-18-05
:runs:
:runs:
:shoots and runs:
Take a peak up and see if he's still around.
Right-o.

 

by Par
6-18-05
:is shot:
Is he still there?
Still lurking about.
I tell you what. You go up and act as a decoy and lure him away.
No more for me thanks, I'm driving. :falls over:

 

by Par
6-18-05
Ah well. Like they say, never send a duck to do a rabbit's job.
Okay. Come out. I got you covered.
I...

 

by Par
6-18-05
Ah-hem.
Blep.
Surely, you're not going to be taken in by that old gag.
Isn't she wuvwy?

 

by Par
6-18-05
Out of sheer honesty, I demand that you tell him who you are!
Well? Haven't you anything to say? Anything? Out of sheer honesty!? HUH!?
Yes. I would just love a duck dinner.
:boing:

 

by Par
6-18-05
:shoots:
Oh I apologize, madame, for inspecting your integrity.
:pulls off wig: AHA!

 

by Par
6-18-05
Now's your chance, hawkeye. SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!
He's got me dead to rights, doc. Would you like to shoot him here or wait until you get home?
Oh, no you don't. Not this time.

 

by Par
6-18-05
Wait until you get home.
Alright.
BANG

 

by Par
6-18-05
You're despicable.
"That's all Folks!"

 

by Par
6-18-05
PARALLAX
CONDIMENT KING
SSGOGETALEVEL5
CONDIMENTI

 

by Par
6-18-05
There's a police car right there.

 

by Par
6-20-05
So.
Yeah?
This is how we'll do it.
Climb through the window.
Why me?

 

by Par
6-20-05

 

by Par
6-20-05
No, I'm fine. Really.

 

by Par
6-20-05
Did you just move?
Did you just buy a tie?

 

by Par
6-20-05
About time.
So. Where is everybody?

 

by Par
3-09-06
rawr
i am bacon

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