All comics by Paulox

 

Matt's ill again! by Paulox 11-28-01
Two friends meet outside a bar Yo Matt I'm so tired, I need to stay in bed	Lame behaviour, action is needed Man, you're such a faggot My stomach hurts and I have a sore throat	A flicked match later Be less of a faggot!

 

Skillz by Paulox 11-29-01
Good start... Hey sweet cheeks, How YOU doing! I have a 9 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears! Whatever	Oops, losing her... I can oscillate my fingers faster than a braun electric toothbrush! Talk to the hand, bucky	Only one conclusion... I'm outta here... Clearly a lesbian...

 

There's always someone worse off! by Paulox 11-29-01
Jake is rather upset... My name is Jake, I'm a homosexual and my dad used to rape me as a child.	He explains his situation... I have no friends, no job, and no living family. I want to die.	Someone's ALWAYS worse off... My name's Mattox, and I'm a jew. Oh the shame.

 

A Likely Story by Paulox 11-29-01
Alek's a bit flustered... Woah! I was chased by the police today, I had 6 kilos of heroin on my back and 50 pills up my arse...	...when they caught me, they did a strip-search and threw me behind bars. It was ok though, because I...	The truth comes out... ...managed to escape and fight my way back out to the street where I made £6 million selling crack to school kids! Shutup Alek, we all know you were playing bridge with your grandmother today

 

Always bargain with a liar! by Paulox 11-29-01
Neb bumps into Mattox... I saw someone get shot in my street yesterday! Really? I'm sure that would have been on the local news!	Well, actually, it was just a mugging, someone got badly beaten up! Even so, I'm sure I would have heard something	Actually, it was just a film I was watching Liar

 

Typical Stamina by Paulox 11-30-01
The lads meet... Yo! I'm up for a huge night tonight, I'm gonna get absolutely mashed and stuff my face with kebabs on the way home! Nice one man, we'll hit a few pubs and ship the pints in, then we'll end up in a club later to carve some shapes	A few drinks later... Ok chaps, time for a club! I'm feeling utterly wankered! Actually guys, I'm really tired, and I have to get up early tomorrow to visit the relies. Cya soon!	A fair response... fag fag

 

Mild Irritation by Paulox 12-04-01
*BOK* *BOK* *BOK* *BOK*	hmm *BOK* *BOK* *BOK* *BOK*	For the last time Billox, I'm NOT going to teach you how to duel. GO AWAY! *bok*

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