All comics by Phiblo

 

A Strange and wonderous Begninning by Phiblo 7-04-02
Hey, what's going on? The rest of the comic hasn't happened yet, why's the punchline at the beginning?	That wasn't a punchline. It was a strange beginning to a wonderous tale.	Oh, I see! This is the punchline. Note: it's at the end

 

In pursuit of greatness by Phiblo 7-04-02
Our strange stickman hero recieves a letter from some bigshot guy This letter says that if this story isn't better than the last one some guy will come and kill me off!	Well, obviously the person who WROTE the letter said that, not the letter itself.	Aw, crap, now I've just got one frame left to make a decent story.

 

It's getter better all the time. by Phiblo 7-04-02
Now how am I going to make these storylines better? I am the magic red fish of sorylines. Take this hammer an nail and make it all better.	What do you sugest I do? Become one with the nail, then you will achieve greatness!	Why do I now feel strangely satisfied? Now you will die and this story can be taken over by a better protagonist.

 

A new hero of the day. by Phiblo 7-04-02
With our stick hero gone, A new guy steps in to his shoes. Hi, I'm going to make these stories better.	Much better, in fact! How are you going to do that, dude?	By making the next strip actually quite funny! And changing this goddam background. Well, I'm off to read it then, see you in a mo!

 

A better life. by Phiblo 7-04-02
Hey, this cartoon strip is set in Prison, that's strange!	Hey, dude, what are you in prison for? Well, I crossed the road!	That's not illegal though, is it? Jaywalking!

 

Why did he do it? by Phiblo 7-04-02
So why did you jaywalk then, dude?	Well, I needed to get to the other side. But there was no crossing near.	I'm sure I've heard this joke somewhere before!

 

Release date by Phiblo 7-04-02
I'm being released today!	So I'm off to cross some more roads!	Only cross when the green man says it alright, dude!

 

A Cartoon miracle by Phiblo 7-04-02
Look out man! Your standing on water, you're gunna fall in any minute now!	Don't be stupid, I'm a cartoon, I can do anything Suit yourself	Aw crap, now I'm soaked Dickhead

 

Lame??? by Phiblo 7-04-02
		I've had my head in the clouds all day!

 

Magic doors by Phiblo 7-04-02
Hi, I'm selling doors, you appear to not have one. Would you like a door, sir?	Yeah, cool. How do you do that then, I don't see any doors? It's magic!	Hey, don't mention it

 

you're fired by Phiblo 7-04-02
What are you doing? N...n...nothing...	I don't believe you! Well, then I'll just have to spotaneously combust!	Woah, I never saw that one coming! BURN BABY BURN

 

Door isn't God spelt backwards by Phiblo 7-04-02
hello, I'm collecting doors for the church. Can you spare us your door, sir?	Actually, I only bought this door a few cartoons ago. So, no. Sorry, you can't have my door. Hmm, I must have that door. I pray to you god to let me have this door by any means neccesary!	Thank you kind sir.

 

prank calls by Phiblo 7-04-02
Those prank phone calls explained... I wonder if I can get him to pick me up. Ring Ring?	So the phone is answered but no one's there. Ring Ring???	Damn those prank calls. hehehe

 

Dr Doolitle isn't the only one. by Phiblo 7-04-02
I like clowns, they're really funny and goofy lookin'.	Can I have your autograph...hello... can you hear me...hello...hello...oh sod you then, I'm off	dickhead Holy crap, a talking squirrel!!!

 

Our hero gets taken. by Phiblo 7-04-02
	What??? Why are you guys running away? hehehe

 

corny punchlines are great by Phiblo 7-04-02
...and so, our hero has been taken by the alien... What are you doing?	...this has got to have the corniest punchline ever. Where are you taking me?	Take you to my leader ...what the hell?

 

giant steps are what you take... by Phiblo 7-04-02
...our hero has been taken by the alien, to see his leader... My leader's over there. Bye bye. So...ummm...I'll just wander over there then, okay?	hmm...now that alien's gone I can escape. But how will you escape? You've been brought to a strange planet and you have no way of getting back.	Hey, where did that guy spring from? Anyway, if I just wait a while, thing's will sort themselves out, this is a cartoon, they do that you know. I am the red fish of storylines. This one's crap, so I'm going to bring back a previously dead character to spice things up.

 

...true... by Phiblo 7-04-02
		This comic strip is full of rubbish!!!

 

New new new new new by Phiblo 1-26-04
Hello, testing, 1-2-3		What a stange microphone!

 

Games by Phiblo 6-07-04
Check Mate	ummm...OK..you win	I knew you'd see it my way eventually.

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