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by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-01-03
Dad I need deoderant for the huge date I'm going on in 5 minutes but im out can I have some of yours.
Sorry little dude all I have is some herbs and like a dryer sheet I found in one of my shirts.
Just give me the dryer sheet.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-01-03
So when should I come over with my level 159 wizard.
Dude your at my house.
Ill be right back.
Whatever!
Okay im back hows it look?
Dude seriously I'm worried about you.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-01-03
Fry comes over to Jackie’s house for some fun.
Do you want to have sex?
Yeah, let me get ready.
Okay lets do it.
50 seconds later
So see you tomorrow at school.
Yeah sure.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-01-03
Today we find Fry and Will at Fry's house playing some Counter Strike.
Ahh man this Counter Strike is really hard.
Maybe you shold stop and let a pro do this.
Maybe I should shove this mouse up your...daaam I got killed...AGAIn.
Okay my turn. You have been playing this for 5 hours straight.
7 minutes later after Fry let Will on.
See I told you I'm a pro. First in the server.
Dude you are such a geek. Ha ha ha ha ha.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-02-03
So what should we do for our 5th comic?
I don't know you’re the main character.
We could change the way we look, like this.
AHHHHHH change me back.
I guess we'll never know what to do with the 5th comic.
Hey I said change me back to the person I was before not this ghost from pac-man change me back now. Hey don't let the comic end NOOOOOO.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-02-03
What would you do for a new skateboard?
I don't know maybe bomb George Bush. That crazy son of a bitch.
What would you do for a new skateboard?
I'd slaughter my best goat, it's name is Earl.
What would you do for a new skateboard?
I'd probly shoot you up. I'll give you five seconds before I shoots.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-02-03
So how has life be going as a drug dealer.
It's be going awful look all i have is this trench coat with drugs.
5 minuts later
So are you going to stop your ways of being a drug dealer after this talk?
Dude now I'm just going to kill you.
Due to graphic shooting and killing we go back to the news room.
Thank You Kent that was a sad story. Now for our weather.
Ohhh god, he is shooting me in the ass please send me a ambulance.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-08-03
Ohh look a fellow hunter lets talk to him and see what he got because I am that anoying dog from pets.com.
Sir what did you bag today?
Dude Jeff you have to stop doing thing like this or go join a circus.
Sorry man, I'll stop.
Good because for a secound I thought I was going to have to shoot you.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-15-03
Phil talks to random people
So I heard you were in the bussines?
What bussiness? Your holding up the line for all the kids you dumb ass.
So I heard you were in the bussines?
What bussines? Do I look like I'm in the bussines. I don't have a bussines suit, yet own a bussines to run. TO MUCH TO HANDLE SELF DESTRUCT IN 5.....
So i heard you were in the bussiness?
Why yes, yes I am.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-15-03
So santa whats up man.
Whats up? Ohhhh yess your slang lingo. Nothing here nizzle for hizzle.
So like hows all the presents coming along?
Well non for you Fry, you have been on the bad list after you punched that geek kid in the legs until he couldn’t use them anymore.
5 years ago.
Ha ha i punched you in your legs until the broke. Now you probly can't use them.
You son of a bitch.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-15-03
5 Minutes later after seeing santa
Dude its santa i remember when I meet santa.
So like hows all the presents coming along?
Your not geting any presents Fry, after you gave your friend a bad parachute filled with ladies panties then jumped out of a plane with him and he hit the ground and was killed.
4 years ago
Dude it was funny when you were all like screaming saying your arm was broke and all of that stuff.
You son of a bitch.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-20-03
Wheres my money bitch?
*Bark* *Bark*
So thats how you did it?
Yes man,I'm thirsty, go get me a soda ,bitch.
The dog has been translated into American.
I need my money bitch.
Fuck you, bitch ass whore mother fucker stick a dildo in your ass bitch. Eat my bone, bitch.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-20-03
Hey Grampa wana go to the zoo?
The zoo!? What are you some kinda queer?
Mom grampa called me a queer.
Don't tell on me bitch.
Time to go to the zoo grampa.
Fuck that shit im staying home to look at porn and where's the fucking computer.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-20-03
So slime person wana go to the store?
Shit. Fuck face, Coulden't you fucking ring the door bell. I was beating it dude. What the fuck do you want?
Sorry mother fucker. I'll ring next time.
Thats dam right fucker. Fuck your self in the eye mother fucker. I was just trying to fucking make some baby batter. God dam it fucker. You know what I'm going to call you Fuck Face, ok fuck face.
O.k so do you wnt to go to the store?
Sure.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-20-03
So slime person wana go to the store?
Shit. Fuck face, Coulden't you fucking ring the door bell. I was beating it dude. What the fuck do you want?
Sorry mother fucker. I'll ring next time.
Thats dam right fucker. Fuck your self in the eye mother fucker. I was just trying to fucking make some baby batter. God dam it fucker. You know what I'm going to call you Fuck Face, ok fuck face.
O.k so do you wnt to go to the store?
Sure.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
1-09-04
Hey monopoly guy look behind you.
What ohh my.
Blah Blah trigy blah. Roar sweek.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
1-12-04
Goooo Gooo Gahhhh Gahhh?
Gahgah goo looo too goo.
Then I was all like what and she was all like "I tought I told you to stop".
Thats cool man. But can you stop acting like your from the ghetto.
Ohhhh man my leg hurts. Go get me my pills.
Ok. Wait I'm death, your coming with me.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
6-21-04
Dude, the Olsen Twins are 18.
Really? That is so cool now they can be in anything.
Yeah like be in rated R movies.
Yeah or or get this they could be in a movie that dosn't go to charity.
Marry-Kate we can finally be in a movie that dosn't go to charity.
Yeah, we can and we can do anything else we want to until we are 21 we can do whatever we want but until now. Wait this Strip Sucked so much, it didn't even make scence.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
6-22-04
So, Andy were have you been for the past 6 months?
Well you see I...Ahh...had school. Thats it school.
What would you do for a new skateboard?
Hey thats the line i put in my comics. I am going to get my friend to come kill you now. Tom the drugdealing man. TOM.
Not you again.
Yes me again and you dead again.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
6-22-04
Here we are right back on the set, a great cast, and for some reson i don't have a co-host.
Finally your here.
Yeah. The traffic was so long and big. I just couldn't get on it. Wait I don't have my color on.ahhhhh.
5 Minuts Later
Well that all the time we have on this 20th comic strip and guess what we still suck. Until next time Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite.
Here im ready. Wait this is not a suit this is a Grim Reeper Suit. Ahhhh. But wwait Andy look "I'm going to kill you." Does that scare you a bit.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
6-22-04
PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH.
Hi. Im Blorsgore the Third and i like killing people that make me fell good.
Hello I am Frosty The Snow Man and I love sex but if it gets to hot you will have to put me in a frezer.
PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH.
Hello im Bandito the cat. I think every girl is PEEERfect.
Hiiiiiiiieh. Im Drunkman Bill and I think that alllll ladys loveeeeeher me. Everyyyy girl in myyy mindsr is hoooht.
PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH.
Hey. Im Zelda The Witch and I am looking for a Big Broom Stick to ride.
Would you like to fell the burn baby.Ohhh yeah.

 

by Philip_Jay_Fry
12-02-04
Im so glad over the mounths I have saved all the money to buy this really cool rocket that might just send me back in time and go do crazy stuff that is not coppying a crazy moive!
Well all i have to do is press the button which is the T on the TNT SIGHN

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