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by Platypus007
3-09-04
An awkeward situation, roffel.
I didn't order 5 million dollars worth of porn....
What happened to all the porn I ordered?
What happens when you eat too much cawk:
I am a giant broken pencil!
*sad fais*
J3nny really likes her fud.
I am Captain Ass-master!
Give back teh j3nny's bakon and cheese Ass-master! Jesus commands it!

 

by Platypus007
3-10-04
We continue...
Seriously Ass-master, this isn't funny anymore. I've been asking you for the last day and a half. J3nny needs her bakon.
You'll not have my bakon cheese, for I shall master you with my ass!
Then you leave me no choice...SPASMSPLOSION!
GASP!
Remember boys and girls: ass-mastering doesn't pay.
You suck, and that is sad.

 

by Platypus007
3-10-04
Platypus007 and J3nny begin their crusade at the birthplace of the Spasmbot...
Hey...so....umm...lets...uhh..crusade and stuff.
Yesrs, roffel.
I am teh great Spasmbot! This strip would be a lot easier if more of you could get on at once! I charge Platypus007 with showing the almost daily events of all the spasmbot peoples...and jesus!
Word.
My god, what have I created?
Jesus, have you seen my bakon and cheese?
Mmmm*munch*What?*munch*Umm..no?*munch*

 

by Platypus007
3-10-04
I can't believe you stole my character Platypus007
Thats not the only thing I stole....*sly*
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Have you noticed that my pouch looks like a butt? Haha!

 

by Platypus007
3-16-04
The Dog Playing Poker and Pyro...
This is terribly degrading...
OH MY SHIT A TALKING DOG!
Dude, you're a talking pillar of fire...
Touche dog......

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