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by Postman
1-28-01
Meanwhile in Sweden.
RINGEDY RING RING
I M OLD MAN KRHIST!!!!!!
THere is trouble brewing in the police station of Los Angeles!
HI THIS IS BOB!!!!!!1
I M OLD MAN CHRIST!!! WHAT IS YOUR FECKING QUERY HAHAHAHAHAhahaHAh
The weasels are closing in.
OH FUCK I BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA U R LOSE!!!!

 

by Postman
1-28-01
HI I M SEXY24 YEER OLD WOMEN FUK ME!1
WHOA NO RELLY? ??????????????/////////// n
I R HAVING BOOBS ON MY CHEST!! HAHAHAH CYBUR WIF MEEEE11!
WHOA R U HOT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Dude, it's all, and we just recorded that all onto the school website.
Man, having an evil twin sucks.

 

by Postman
1-28-01
Somewhere in the backyard of Billy Sweeny...
Goth goth goth I'm all dark and mysterious let me alone I'm in my own self delusional self hatred pool, dark dark dark...
I WILL EET YUO!!!!
a misery of unequalled proportions is being unleashed...
Whoa, crap, um, satan is cool! Slipknot rocks!
THATUS IT UR DED!!!!!!!!!11
...in the form of... dammit.
AND HE TASTED LIKE SOUR MILK!!11! *massive applause*

 

by Postman
1-28-01
I am Phong Gnu!
I am Kau Chen!
...
...
...fuck you Chen, working for Nike sucks...
HELP HELP HELP!

 

by Postman
1-28-01
On a CS server, I don't care which one, one of the 5000.
I am a Gnoa, the extinct gigantic bird of a forgotten age! Bow before my presence mere mortal!
HOLY CHIRST I R AMZED U R HERE LOOK AT U!!!!!!111 HOW U GET HERE?!???///
I am a Gnoa, the extinct gigantic bird of a forgotten age! Bow before my presence mere mortal!
UM U JUST SED THAT!!!!!!1 QUIT SPAMMINGLKH!!!!!
WOW!
I am a Gnoa, the extinct gigantic bird of a forgotten age! Bow before my presence mere mortal!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHITUP!!!!11111 Y DO U SPAM FUK U FGAGOT!

 

by Postman
1-28-01
It's not the stew you made...
blahb albhlahblah PORN!
*sighs...*
...it's not the spices you used...
PORN P-P-P-PORN!
I should never have gone to clown college...
...it's the FUCKING NAILS YOU PUT IN MY HAMBURGER YOU BITCH!
SWEETMEGAXXXLESBIANFUNBAGSUPERPORN.com
and gone on that murderous rampage.

 

by Postman
1-29-01
Dammit Harry you got me in the eyes again.
What are you talking about Maura? I didn't do anything.
Um...then what was I pulling on that sprayed my eyes?
Ugh...I'm...leaving before this gets any weirder.
Harry? Harry? Where'd you go?
I'm not Harry and if you touch my head wang again I'll smack the b'jesus outta you!

 

by Postman
2-12-01
Fuck you man, you are not winning this blinking contest!
SILLY MORTAL!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU'RE EATING MY SOUL!
THE EYES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE SOUL AND I AM THROWING BASEBALLS THROUGH YOURS!
Dammit man, that's the third time this week you've slipped LSD in the morning tea.
I'm still eating your soul...

 

by Postman
2-12-01
SAY I R LOOK FOR PLACE TO KILL AS I M ONE CALLED OF DEATH! :D:D:D:DAAAOIPGTY!1
FUK U U R NOT DAEHT I R DEHT!
WUT U SAY?!!
HAY WERNT U JUST A GUY IN A CLOKE?!
O YEA I M DEATH!11
MORE LIEK U R BITCHCAKE

 

by Postman
2-12-01
A night at the prison talent show.
YO YO YO, I'M BRITNEY SPEARS, BITCH! HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
THAT'S M' BITCH! THAT'S M' BITCH!
I'M NOT YOUR BITCH EARL!
YEAH YOU ARE I PAID 30 CIGARETTES FOR YOU "BRITNEY SPEARS!"
DAMMIT I HATE BEING FRESH FISH!

 

by Postman
2-12-01
A night at the prison talent show.
YO YO YO, I'M BRITNEY SPEARS, BITCH! HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
THAT'S M' BITCH! THAT'S M' BITCH!
I'M NOT YOUR BITCH EARL!
YEAH YOU ARE I PAID 30 CIGARETTES FOR YOU "BRITNEY SPEARS!"
DAMMIT I HATE BEING FRESH FISH!

 

by Postman
2-13-01
Hey Jon, did you know this dorm is haunted?
Nuh uh?
Yeah! This chick jumped out the window on the 10th floor and ate it right into the pavement below. Some say that to this day if you jump out of the 10th story window she jumped from, you'll die!
No shit Al, you'll die if you jump from most floors past 3 on any building. Jackass.
... ... fuck you man.
Howabout instead you jump out a window. Jackass.

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