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by Prae
1-07-01
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That Dirge is sexy

 

by Prae
1-07-01
...nVidia bought 3dfx?!
Yep...
...Oni got delayed?!
Yep...
Chris Roberts is god
w3rd....

 

by Prae
1-07-01
At the offices of Ion Storm...
Stevie Case?
We've brought in someone to replace John Romero
Chris Roberts?
This will assure us that our next game will sell over 100,000 copies
Mr. Napster
shit
I love Metallica

 

by Prae
1-07-01
What Women (Really) Want
I play "EverQuest"
.....bum
I listen to "Eminem"
....bum
I do graphics for "Halo"
TAKE ME!!!!!

 

by Prae
1-07-01
At Ion Storm, Stevie Case makes an announcement
As you know, we haven't been making good games and EIDOS is pretty pissed at us.
We need a new product, something that will turn this company around
He is SO hot...
What about a sequel to "Daikatana"?

 

by Prae
1-07-01
What Gaming Women really think when it comes to romance
Stevie (Case), we've been dating for 2 years now and I feel I have something important to say
Oh John (Romero), you can say anything to me ever since "Deus Ex" got a 5-star review!
Well, we've been through pain and happiness and I think its time.
Oh my god, John, is it what I think your saying???
YES, YES I WILL MAKE ANOTHER DAIKATANA GAME WITH YOU. *cry*
FUCK NO

 

by Prae
1-07-01
#irc4kids
HI! MY NAME IS MANDY. A/S/L????
#everquest
i TP'ed to WC. KS'ed a HG and Gated to eFP. LV 7 SHA
#whorebucket
touch my peen if you want
fuks j00 bi0atch!!

 

by Prae
1-07-01
Chris Roberts and an Origin Systems Rep
Chris, we need you for another Wing Commander sequel, which will surpass mediocre hits such as "Titan A.E"
Due to budget cuts, we lost the WC title and won't be using special effects. Only those sorry-ass rapiers from the 1st movie. All we need from you is a "hit-breaking" title.
Tron 2
Good enough

 

by Prae
1-07-01
#irc4kids
You first Judy, your profile is lovely.
HI!!!! I'M JUDY!! YOUR A/S/L PLZ!!??
translation in #bearcave
I met this friend in prison. His name was Bubba, he showed me around "places"
Will you be my gay lover?
translation in #whorebucket
complex, where do you live? I want to put my peen in your mouth
Little boys, like Dirge, make me sweat

 

by Prae
1-07-01
Love life in #whorebucket (EFnet). jibe talking to Sarah over the phone
Hello Sarah
Hi jibe
*** Joins: TK-42-1
You wearing tight panties? tee hee hee, I dream of you every night. yuo maek mi h0rnY!!
Yes, I'm all hot and ready, just for you
TK-42-1 is furious
Sorry..
Quit talking to my mom like that!

 

by Prae
1-08-01
complex recieves a letter
This will change my life forever
d00d, what is it?
I won't be able to download porn anymore...
YOU GOT IN THE "HALO" BETA?!?!!?
Yep..

 

by Prae
1-09-01
Knowing that the Online Store in EverQuest will never work, Little Timmy decides to go his local Electronic Boutique
what to do....
I want to buy a copy of the EQ expansion, "Scars of Velious"
Sorry Little Timmy, we sold all of those. But, we do have extra copies of the Gold Edition of Daikatana for free
Little Timmy is saddened
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
..better than telling him "Halo" was cancelled..

 

by Prae
1-09-01
So much pain. I just don't know how much longer I can hold out.
I know how you feel, I haven't seen my family within these last few days
...!!!
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! The new shipment of "Halo" has arrived in our electronics section
It has begun
CHARGE!!! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!
AHHHHH!!!

 

by Prae
1-09-01
Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan
I feel a great disturbance in the Force
Yes, I sense it too Master...
"Halo" hasn't shipped yet, has it?
Nope

 

by Prae
1-09-01
"Please take care of my horse, Johnny"
So whats YOUR name?

 

by Prae
1-09-01
Betsy and her dad
Betsy, you know I'm here for you and you don't have to hide it
For what?
Any caring father can see what your going thru. Just tell me.
I don't know what your talking about
Games can tear families apart
When did you start playing the "Star Wars: Force Commander" demo???
**cry** I thought it supported 3d graphics **cry** and had a good interface

 

by Prae
1-10-01
Mr. Napster himself
I've been contracted to do the sound for the "X-Men" sequel
Patrick Stewart 0wnz j0r b0n3z
With the budget we have, I've decided to compress all of the music to 1 gigantic file
This will be good
"iLoveMetallica.mp3"
I wish, I wish, I wish I had a spine....

 

by Prae
1-11-01
Little Rocky has gotten himself in trouble again
I'll brb, jabronies
Will Rocky please report to the Principal's Office
(Principal's Office) Rocky gives the principal "the hand" before he gets a word in and grabs the mike
SHH!.........
Wha?............
Finally, The Rock HAS COME BACK..... to the Principal's Office...
wrestling fans...

 

by Prae
1-14-01
30 years after the first movie
Neo, the PC game industry has been dominated by all of the console systems
Damn
But, there is a good side to all of this
There is?
Yea, Nickelodeon shows marathons of "Blue's Clues" everyday
Alright!

 

by Prae
1-23-01
Hypnosis
I will now hypnotize you where you will travel to an "alternative" world
I wonder where this "Plane of Fear" will be at
Welcome, you are in the world of "Dawn"
Noooooooooooooooo

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