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Dear Lord, we bessech thee in our time of need...
God, hast thou forsaken us, thine most precious creation?
Error: Christianity has failed. Worship here to restore an earlier religion...

 

Hey, there's that pretty girl again. I wish I could think of something to say to her, something romantic, but not too slushy, charming but not sleazy. I know, I'll try a compliment...
Hey big guy, don't I know you?
Gee, I bet your vagina doesn't smell too bad
The mind controls the body, but the devil has my vocal chords for his own amusement

 

Hey, there's that pretty girl again. I wish I could think of something to say to her, to apologise for last time. I know, I'll try a poem...
Oh, it's you again.
The mote in gods eye ........................ Thousand knotted persian rug...... Imperfection
Fool, nobody counts the syllables when you quote them haiku

 

Who are you?
Although your first question is the most obvious, and quite understandable under the circumstances, it is however, the least relevant
Why am I here?
You are the result of a persistent anomaly in an otherwise perfectly balanced equation.
What's for dinner?
Hmm, tough question...

 

...repetition works (97)...
...repetition works (98)...
...repetition works (99)...
...repetition works (100! thats gotta be some kind of milestone)...
..."I am ozymandius, king of kings, look on my works ye mighty and weep"...
...repetition works(101)...

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