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by Punkrawx3
10-16-01
Hey stud, wanna come back to my place?
You are evil. You should burn.
wha?
hmph. Girls....

 

by Punkrawx3
10-16-01
New Brunswick Coed Penetentary...
What you in for?
Robbin a liquor store, you?
Prostitution. Damn, so a drunk and a hooker? What a bunch we are...
Yeah, what are we gonna do in this coed jail...
Let's go have sex.
Kay, hope your ass is tight, cause I sure ain't bangin no hooker's pussy.

 

by Punkrawx3
10-17-01
Expository Writing 101...
...and so that was the process by which I have proven the thesis of my extensive research report.
Well, that's too bad, because once again, you are completely wrong!!! And you failed.
Wait a minute! This isn't college. Where am I?! Who are you?!?
Figures.

 

by Punkrawx3
10-17-01
...so, then we kill millions of innocent people under the pretext that we are avenging the deaths of American innocents, when in reality, all we are doing is protecting our oil interests. Get it?
But...but...b-but that's HORRIBLE!
How dare you speak out against me! Your first amendment right means nothing to me, if you dare criticize the actions of the GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
...ahh, now the world is safe for democracy. Stupid commie squirrel...

 

by Punkrawx3
10-17-01
Afghanistan...
DIE Christian Scum!
You DIE you Sand Nigger!
We got lots of work to do
yup

 

by Punkrawx3
10-17-01
Wow Mister! Did you stick a baseball in your drawers, or are you a real SUPERHERO?
Nope! It's no baseball, Johnny!
HOLY COW! Is that a banana in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
OH! It's no banana, Miss!
Lemme guess... you put socks in your underpants!
DAMN!

 

by Punkrawx3
10-17-01
My name is Sue Chang and I am an American
My name is Neal Grey and I am an American
My name is Garthax Zinge and I am an Alien-American
I am an American
I am an American!
I don't wanna die!

 

by Punkrawx3
10-17-01
Hi! I'm Holly! Wanna play!
No way! You're a Girl! I heard girls are EVIL! Let's Fight!
HI-YA!
OOOOF!
Had enough?
No, could you do that again? I think I just caught a peek of your mound.

 

by Punkrawx3
10-17-01
A Rutgers course that I should register for...
Hmm... I keep staring at Mrs. Jameson's beautiful bust and she just looks back and smiles. Maybe she's interested in me.
Russell! Talk to me after class!
Outside after class...
You wanted to talk to me, Mrs. Jameson?
Yes, Russell. I couldn't help noticing you staring at my chest all through class, and I wanted to know if you would like to come back to my place and fuck my titties. Does that interest you at all?
Yes! Yes it does! Does this mean I get extra credit?
Only if you give me oral sex every day for the rest of the semester.

 

by Punkrawx3
10-17-01
Karlos the Krazy Kangaroo likes shooting things in comic strips because they make noises that you really only hear in old Adam West Batman Episodes...
BOOM!
ZAP!
SPLAT!
HEY! What the FUCK!

 

by Punkrawx3
10-18-01
What is it with all the jokes in these comic strips! They all have an emphasis on sexism and homophobia.
It's refreshing for people that are bored with the mediocrity of political correctness.
But most people find it outright offensive--
--but still read on because they are intrigued by its vulgarity.
People should be ashamed to laugh at jokes that are demeaning towards women and homosexuals, chavonist and crude
OH YEAH? WELL LAUGH AT THIS! ASS, CRAP, BOOBS, FAG, DICK, COCK, TWAT, PENIS, VAGINA, ANAL, BUTTSEX, TITS, BITCH, SLUT, ASS, CRAP, POOP, SHIT, BOOBS, CRAP, ASS, FAG, DICK, POOP, FART, SLUT, TURD.....

 

by Punkrawx3
10-18-01
Hey Jesus, wanna go shoot some hoops?
My apologies Timothy, but I cannot.
Hey Jesus, wanna go shoot some hoops?
My apologies Timothy, but I cannot.
Hey Jesus, wanna go shoot some hoops?
My apologies Timothy, but I cannot.

 

by Punkrawx3
10-18-01
Hey Jesus, wanna go shoot some hoops?
My apologies Timothy, but I cannot.
Come on big J! Show me your game!
Timmy, I'm nailed to a cross for Heaven's sake.
I think you don't wanna play cause you know got no game!
God dammit Timmy! Now you're really pissing me off! You know damn well I could kick your ass at b-ball! Take these nine inch nails out of my hands and we'll see who's got game! Bring it on, bitch!

 

by Punkrawx3
10-18-01
Hey Jesus, wanna go shoot some hoops?
My apologies Timothy, but I cannot.
Come on big J! Show me your game!
Timmy, I'm nailed to a cross for Heaven's sake.
I think you don't wanna play cause you know got no game!
God dammit Timmy! Now you're really pissing me off! You know damn well I could kick your ass at b-ball! Take these nine inch nails out of my hands and we'll see who's got game! Bring it on, bitch!

 

by Punkrawx3
10-18-01
At a bar...
Hey hott stuff, wanna come back to my place?
Don't even think about trying to get into my pants, mister! I am a stern feminist and I won't buy into your macho confidence as a way of "winning me over!"
Honey, did you just get out of a tough relationship?
That's not the point! B-But, y-yes....yes I did....sniff sniff
Awwww....poor thing. Here, come with me back to my place and I'll make it all better, sound good?
Yes. Thank you so much.

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