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by Quinctia
1-12-02
You know, Buzz, when you look at the sky...it makes you understand your insignifigance.
Why do I bother?
I'm a bee. I make honey.

 

by Quinctia
1-23-02
Hmm...this invitation reads "Bring your own... B–" What could that mean...?
Beverage... Bodguard... Bosom...
Bee?
Nah, it says right here: "NO bees allowed." I think Harriet is still mad at you for last time.
What was wrong with building a honeycomb in the living room?

 

by Quinctia
4-06-02
I don't think you tagging along with me to Harriet's is a good idea.
You sure she'd even remember me? She was pretty drunk that night.
Hey, the only way you're getting to this party is if you pretend to be a PINATA or something.
Sounds good to me, how you gonna hang me up?
Oh don't worry, whatever happens, I'll make sure it's very painful.

 

by Quinctia
4-06-02
Hey Nick, I'm glad you could show up. I'm so wasted I think I have no inhibitions tonight.
Just keep your mouth shut Buzz, and I'll do the talking.
Unless, of course, that disgusting friend of yours shows up.
You mean Buzz?
He's an ass. We don't even talk anymore.
I don't think he's coming back.

 

by Quinctia
7-23-02
So, that E was some pretty trippy stuff, huh?
I keep wondering...did I forget something outside?
You've met Marty....and Jake, right?
What up?
Yo!
And, pack to the drink table. So, Nick, wanna make out?
Err...I think I'm going to go get some air, Harriet.

 

by Quinctia
7-25-02
And now for something completely different...
And that concludes this week's sermon on the book of Leviticus. Any questions?
Why were there such harsh punishments in the Old Testament?
Because the will of God must be obeyed, my child, or else?
So when do we get to stone the rest of the archdiocese?
Next Sunday evening. Right after Casino Night!
All right!

 

by Quinctia
7-30-02
And now back to our usually poorly scheduled comic series.
...y'know Buzz, I think there's something wrong with...
I can't believe you ditched me like that, Nick!
What?
I'm here to say you might as well come in. If Harriet is half as messed as I am, there's nothing to worry about...
Sweeeet! I'll have a honeycomb in the punchbowl in no time, if you know what I mean.

 

by Quinctia
7-31-02
Wow, that guy over there sure is hot. I wonder why he's taking so long with the punch.
*moans* Oh Harriet, I'm really gonna give ya some sugar. Hehe.
On the other side of the room...
This punch tastes a little...odd, don't you think?

 

by Quinctia
4-17-06
I spy with my little eye...something TASTY!
Wait, what?
I am HUNGRY. I am going to use my sword of justice to get myself some delicious squirrel meat. And, no offense, but you're the first squirrel I've seen today.
But you should be kind to all of God's creatures. Including animals! The big guy himself said so.
No, that wasn't God. That was PETA.
...shit.

 

by Quinctia
4-17-06
Ah, the majesty of nature...the fresh air...the trees...animals frolicking.
...
What are you looking at?
The bear "frolicking" with your car.
SMOOTH MOVE, SMOKY!! I HOPE YOU'RE USING PROTECTION!!
...I doubt the muffler is going to catch the preggers, Jeff.

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