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by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
Harry Potter!? It's the end of morals and goodness as we know it!
I don't follow. How so?
The bible clearly states that witchcraft must be shunned and destroyed!
Doesn't it also say that you should beat your wife and hate gays?
Um... uh.... Jesus died for you!!!!!
And look what he left me with.

 

by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
Hi, kids... do you like violence?
Of course we do!
I.... don't believe I was talking to you.
Then who were you talking to?
I was trying to make a statement here. About society.
Oh, wonderful. Just what we need. More "statements"

 

by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
We knew this guy in college who always talked about how much he hated everything and how his life sucked...
I hate myself....
My life so totally sucks...
...dispite the fact that he drove a brand new fancy sports car, had a girlfriend, and his parents paid his tuition. In fact, he had a whole lot going for him.
Well, I suppose there was his hideous facial and body scarring that made him look like a deformed space alien. But that's no reason to be a jerk, now is it?
Oh... woe is me....
Ewwwww... you're freaky lookin', mister!

 

by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
Hey Marlboro Man, your cigarettes cause cancer and lung disease!
Uh huh. Your point?
Um........
Wanna go have a smoke?
Get lost kid.

 

by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
Hey, I had a really great time....
Me, too. I was surprised. I didn't think you would be comfortable at a lesbian wedding
Wait a minute.....
?
That was a WOMAN?
I don't think this is going to work out.

 

by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
Hey, I had a really great time....
Me, too. I was surprised. I didn't think you would be comfortable at a lesbian wedding
Wait a minute.....
?
That was a WOMAN?
I don't think this is going to work out.

 

by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
Mail call....
What is it?
It's a letter from StripCreator.com...
It's not about us posting the same comic twice, is it? I mean, that was a total accident... browser problems at it's worst.
"Dear Sir, please stop making comics. You're really bad at it. Love, the guys at StripCreator.com"
Well, it could have been worse. They could have called us pussies.
"P.S. You are such a pussy. Burn in hell, cum gobbler."

 

by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
In line for advance tickets to the new Lord of the Rings movie....
Dude! This movie is totally gonna rule! I can't wait to see it! It looks SO awesome! Lord of the Rings is gonna be the best movie ever....
"Fellowship."
I'm gonna get me a costume and me and all my friends are...Huh? Wha'd you say?
The movie is called "Fellowship Of The Ring." Lord of the Rings is the name of the series.
Dude! You are SUCH a DORK!
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna poke out each and every one of your eyes.

 

by R3dM3nac3
12-04-01
I have come to destroy Christmas!!! Muwahahahahaha!
You won't be able to defeat my army of ninja elves!
Santa, you saved Christmas from Satan and his Minions!!
Happy Holidays from The Menace
Stay tuned next for A Delta Force Christmas.....
I'm gonna go drown myself in a snowbank....

 

by R3dM3nac3
12-05-01
You know what sucks? I mean, besides being nailed up on a cross and stuff....
My birthday. I mean, it's on Christmas!
Every year, I TOTALLY get screwed out major presents.... you know what I'm saying? What IS the DEAL?

 

by R3dM3nac3
12-05-01
Another letter from StripCreator.com?
I think so... Although I don't know why they don't send us e-mail instead.
Probably because we aren't drawn to read e-mail. What's it say?
It says "Please stop making comics AND using the forums. You are not smart. Love, StripCreator.com"
I'm not funny.
At least they're just sending us letters instead of trying to kill us....
I know... hey, they must have been baking while writing this. There's flour all over this evenlope......

 

by R3dM3nac3
12-05-01
!
Yeah, if you see that fuckin' giant squid, you tell him I'm looking to kick his fuckin' ass.....
That fuckin' jackass thinks he can push us around, i'll twist his fuckin' tentacles into knots and... hey!
You're, uh, not going to go tell him that I said that, are you?

 

by R3dM3nac3
12-06-01
Hey there! I'm Dolphy, the Talking Dolphin! Need some help?
Helllllllooooooo?! Talking DOL-PHIN here! You need some HELP or WHAT?
Fine. Be an asshole. See ya!

 

by R3dM3nac3
12-13-01
I'm so glad you're here, I never have anyone to talk to. Not even the elves.You don't think I'm too gabby, do you?
*sigh* You're my best friend.

 

by R3dM3nac3
12-21-01
Hi Kids! Were characters from a popular after school cartoon with an important message!
Yes, smoking is bad! Don't do it! Ever!
Was that the message? I thought it was.....
Look, bitch, do you want me to to fucking tear you apart like a little fucking whore??!?!?!?!?!?!
Smoking is bad! Don't do it! Ever!
That's better.

 

by R3dM3nac3
7-12-02
Welcome to Poppy Seed Avenue.
In order to compete with... that other show, we've added a new member to our menagarie of puppets!
Recently our competitor added a new character to their South African show... a muppet who is HIV-positive
We thought we should add our own... afflicted character in order to make sure that all sorts of diseases are covered.
Please welcome Trent, the Tourette's Syndrome puppet.
Hey all you $#%*i'n little @$#%s! Wanna learn the %$#^in' ABCs?!?!

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