Uh no! I like you but just as a friend so stay away from me!
Adam just asked me out, but I don't like him and I want him to stay away from me, so do you want to make out and then tose him in the river with cement shoes?
Sure why not, he's expendable, he's the one who cares for you but I'm the one who wants to get into your pants!!!!!!!!!
Why? What did I do to deserve this?
Oh man! Figured this would happen just not at the bottom of the river!!!!!
