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So bill, why are you behind the fence?
I am watching this woman take a shower, and I dont want her to see me
Um...Bill
What?
That's the Tv.
Quiet, I think she heard you!

 

Life at the Office
So Mark, you said if I blew you, You would give me a raise
Oh no no no my dear.
But I Just blew you, and my jaw hurts from it. You promised!
You missunderstood..
I said if you blew me, I would get a raise. Ha ha ha ha

 

*whispers*
Today We will learn about the Letter K.
*whispers*
K is in Knife, and Kill
*gulp*
And if you don't stop whispering, I'll use the Knife to Kill you!

 

Super Mario Real Life
I told you it wouldnt work
You do it all the time!
That is only a game
Really? I thought for sure it would work
In real life, if you touch those star, you get electricuted
I guess eating that mushroom was stupid then.

 

It's tough being santa on Christmas
Not only do I have to go around the world delivering presents
But I dont get any presents under my tree

 

In Heaven
Look its God! And its Jesus! And its angels! And its clouds! And...
Yeah, he died from too much coffee
Woa! Look! Look! Look!
Only problem is, he hadso much his soul got a coffee rush too
Oh Man I'm so Awake!! Weeee!!!
It is a shame no one dies from weed, or I would be smoking it already.

 

R
Must take panties before she wakes
ZZZzzzZZZzzz
Panties are nice, must be quiet
ZZZzzzZZZzzz
I GOT PANTIES!!!!
ZZZzzzZZZ...Idiot...ZZZzzzZZZ

 

About Previous Comic Title
The title of the previous commic
Was RRC no.7
But my rouge finger pressed saved too early
What am I doing here?

 

Respect al life, even roaches
I like to pinch
Because God made all life great
Maybe little pinch?
You pinch me and I'll stomp on you.
No Pinch! No Pinch! No Pinch!

 

Betty, what are you doing?
Trying to enter into the next scene
But Betty, we are in the next scene
Quiet, Im almost there.
There isnt a scene after this, just emptyness
This damn comic sucks! Must...Escape!

 

All right there criminal, hands up!
Oooh cop! Wow, a hat. Wow a road! wow!!!!
Alright, that's it. You left me no choice
Ohh, I am so happy and hyper and...I need more coffee!!!!!
*Fffmp*
Damn it, my beat stick didnt faze him!
Wow, that felt good...must have coffie!! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

 

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Yes santa, they are hoes. Now chose one.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I said one, not three
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Fine, you can have three, but it will cost you extra.

 

Oops, I drew him funny looking, must erase him
No! Wait! Im ok.
What? My drawing talks!
Yes, I am alive.....father
Father? Oh shit. Now I really do need to erase him!
Nooooo!!!!

 

This life form is very strang
I have never seen anything like it.
I'm a hand puppet you idiot!
Indeed

 

I told you my name is Fred!
Feed Me Siemor!
My name is Fred!!!
Feeeeeeed Meeeeee!
You want food! Fine, here is some weed killer.
Feeeeed Mee...........

 

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Now people will be begging for my help!!!
No more "I never asked you!" or any of that kind of crap!!
People will line up to ask me for help!!!
Probebly should mention that everyone is dead.

 

Looking mighty beat up there Jack, how bout a nice cig?
Go away Ciggy
Ah come on, just a few puff puffs and you will feel much better
I say go away!
I know deep down you want a nice cig
Why do I even bother trying to quit smoking?

 

So there I was, face to face with the Edward's Ghost
I am scary!!!!
Did I nealry die of fright? No way
I am somewhat scary!!!!!
Why? Well...He wasn't scary at all
Really! I am scary!!!

 

For show and tell, I brought this insane guy.
NO BODY MOVE! I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY DICK!!!!
He calls himself Bill the Bell, because he thinks he is a bell
BONG! BONG! GET MA A BONG!
And he is in that jacket because he is a danger to everyone
And you brought me to a classroom of kids? And I thought I was crazy...OOH A MONKY BRAIN!!!!

 

You seem to be drinking a liquid, need any help?
No, I am pretty good
You seem to be refusing my help, need any help?
Fine, Sure. I could use your help.
Um...actually all I know how to do is say "Do you need help?" No one ever said yes before.
I think you need help.

 

May I help you?
Um..why are you on a stool outside my house?
Why are you talking to a goat on a stool outside your house?
I dont quite know.
...
This strip makes no sence at all

 

I give up!!! I took a photocopy of my butt and posted it on the walls!!
You dont have a butt
Oh saying robots dont have butts?
Yeah
Shoudlnt you be hyper or soemthing?
Switched to decaf.

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