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by Rats
7-30-03
So what is there to talk about?
uh...monkey tits.
Oh GOD!
What?
U disgust me
I try.

 

by Rats
7-30-03
I want animal porn.
Oh god...did you rape a cow again?
Maaaybe.
...Mind if I join you?
I finished 2 hours ago...
I could always rape you...

 

by Rats
7-30-03
You have a big head compared to your scrawny body.
Really?
Atleast I have soulders.
That's not cool, man...

 

by Rats
7-30-03
Excuse me ma'am, but may I compliment you on your extremly fine saggy boobs?
Wha...?
Uh...I mean...nice pussy...PURSE! Nice purse.
......
Would you like to make steamy love with me?
...Im calling the police...

 

by Rats
7-30-03
I've always wondered whether you were a girl or a boy...
I'm a girl, you idiot.
What the Hell?! Where are your boobs?
Oh, they're somewhere in there.
...that's sick, dude.
Atleast I don't masturbate at Church.

 

by Rats
7-30-03
It's funny how big and pink a horse's dick is.
Stop lookig at me, horndog.
I was not looking at you. I was simply idolizing your perfect figure.
Don't do that either.
I'm sorry. Do you feel violated?

 

by Rats
11-24-03
Why hello there, Billy!
Hello, Mr. Jay'a to the C!
Today Billy and I are going to teach all you youngsters out there why it is not cool to do drugs.
WHAT?! What did he say?! :(
That's right, Billy. Drugs aren't good for your growing body, and they mess up your brain!
But that's what I want! I want to die! OMG IM SO SAD PLZ FEEL SRY 4 ME!!!111

 

by Rats
11-24-03
Now, now, Billy. I can understand how you feel. All children your age go through the same stage.
FUCK U!!!!11 WHERE THE FUCK IZ MY GUN!!! GET ME MY FUCKIN GUN!!!!111
'Atta boy. Just remain calm and everything will be fine.
HEY, U STFU!!!11
You see, Billy here is going through a stage we call pueberty. Although your body is changing, it is necessary to handle the situation with as much care as possible. JUST STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS.
OMG U PREP!!1 GET ME MY FUCKIN PIPE.

 

by Rats
11-24-03
Please be soft when you express your anger, Billy.
*sniff* OMG...I'm so sorry. All I want is a little love. :(
...awww...
:)
And then they lived happily ever - HOLY SHIT IT'S THE DEVIL!!!!!
LOL sucker!!!
:(!!!!!

 

by Rats
11-24-03
MUAHAHAHA!!
WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED? WHY?????
Because you were smart and did drugs! This is what happens, Billy!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
To be honest, I don't know what just happened either.
>:)
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

by Rats
11-25-03
Now when I give you this hammer and very SPIFFY nail, you stick it your head and tell me how it feels.
Dude, for the last time - I'M NOT SUICIDAL.
Now go on! While you do that, I'll stare at this very SHINEY knife and look sad. Ready?
Wait - is this gonna hurt?
It should be very PAINFUL, but don't worry, suicidal people ejoy this.
HOLY SHIT! THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!

 

by Rats
11-25-03
So what the hell is that thing on your crotch?
A condom gone wrong.
...
That was horribly sexy.
Don't I know it.

 

by Rats
11-25-03
Congradualations, man/woman...thing, you have been accepted to join fellow gay students in the frolicking of the muchkin sex session...thing.
This is so totally insulting.
Well. You think I should go?
I tell you it's a trick. When you're not looking, they'll impale you with a nail and share the gallons of blood with fellow things. Then it'll happen again, untill the police find out and eat their -
- brains...Damn the lack of typing space.

 

by Rats
11-25-03
"One must have decent attention skills to earn a degree."
You think I'm a good listener?
I donno...
Let's look at some flashbacks and find out!

 

by Rats
11-25-03
One week ago
Hey!

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