All comics by ReiWonr

 

by ReiWonr
11-03-04
Hey, A Bug!
Hey, a human
I am going to kill you
ph33r m3 h4x
Damn Aimbot
Muahahaha

 

by ReiWonr
11-03-04
Oh Nuclear War humanities final struggle!
All of our societies' progress ended by such vile a thing
I hate war
No one loves me *sniff*

 

by ReiWonr
11-03-04
Sorry R157, the new R158 model is out
What is the new improvement?
AWESOME!
Fine I'm leaving :(
I love breakdancing
Get Crizzunk *beep*

 

by ReiWonr
11-03-04
Here lies the exposition
Oh no! R158 exploded
This is the rising action
He was such a great friend!!!!
This is the punch line, laff
I love 30 day warranties
LETS GET THIS PARTAY STARTED *beep*

 

by ReiWonr
11-04-04
Whoa cool a fire!
45 minutes later
I wish i was hardcore.

 

by ReiWonr
11-04-04
Play Dungeons and Dragons, and i will steal your soul!
NATURAL 20!!!

 

by ReiWonr
11-04-04
Man, Bush is such a loser, our country is going to hell, I bet communism would be better
Yeah man, i wish democracy was never invented
Remember, Bush could suck ass worse!
Man, we suck
I hate fascist regimes!

 

by ReiWonr
11-22-04
Why the sad face there, pal. You look a bit down on your look
Yeah, well nobody cares about me anymore, i do not matter in elections, and the current administration doesn't care what happens to me anymore
Wait a second, are you Colin Powell?
What? Hell no. Im a living representation of the economy
Ohhhhhhhh

 

by ReiWonr
11-22-04
Yay! Now that the elections are over news programs will get back to real occurences.
Seriously man, for two months every four years the only thing on CNN is opinion polls and raving analysts.
Now we have a chance to really focus on our exploits in the world, scientific breakthroughs and news that actually concerns us citizens.
News programs can focus back again to all the events that really matter!
I hate the media
Yes Diane, but let's look at that NBA riot scene once more. Oh! And that jab across the face. This is great news people!

 

by ReiWonr
11-22-04
Begin
Holy Crap! Halo 2 is out... this mystical day is finally here! I am going to game for hours!
6 Hours Later
Oh take that Covenant! YOU GOT 1337 PWNED!!!!
End
My eyes burn from the glow of plasma grenades!
Oh take that Brain Cells YOU GOT 1337 PWNED!

 

by ReiWonr
11-22-04
Reasons why our constitution isn't that imporant
Articles of Confederation was real punk man, now gov't is just one big sell-out.
Hell, there wasn't even a treasure map on the back of it
Reasons why our constitution is better than you
YOUR MOM
YOUR FACE
Now how does this make you feel?
I'm as useless as a floppy disc

 

by ReiWonr
11-22-04
Instances where re-anactments dont work
Today is KKK remembrance day.
Oh my god!
R and J: Harlem
Yo bitch, my old man says you be a skank, but i think you are pretty off the fa-shizzle
Damn you fine!
War of the Worlds, Xbox edition
Haha, my germs just totaly pwnz0red your mechs
Starcraft was so much better

 

by ReiWonr
11-23-04
Summation of Romance in National Treasure
Man, this says we need to steal the Declaration of Independence!
Let's hurry up and do this, so we can fall in love and make out

 

by ReiWonr
11-23-04
Help me, i have turned into a bug!
Kafka-esque is so 20th century
The new craze of the millenium is postmodernism, the loss of self to the point where a man can't even comprehend who he is anymore.
Guess what Plato, I am a fucking bug
Touche

 

by ReiWonr
11-29-04
So Steve, what do you think about stem cell research?
Well, not only is it disgraceful, but it removes the sanctity of marr... I mean life
But what about its use for curing Tay Sachs and other genetic diseases?
Ohh... I go to an orthodox church.
What does that have to do with anything?
Heck, screw genetics, our church still bitches about that heliocentric propaganda

 

by ReiWonr
11-29-04
Affair Style!
Come on honey, according to Bill Clinton, we didn't even have sex!
Diablo II Style!
Come on man, I am not twinked!
n00bz0r, i see that Occulus in your stash!
Angry Jewish Liberal Style!
Come on Laura, this election I actually GOT the popular vote!
Yeah... of every place BUT Ohio!

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