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by Ringer
7-13-03
Welcome to my little world or how I see it through my eyes
hey look its that crazy kid from next door.
like my new cotume its the reaper if you didn't know
Yes shawn is a bit obsessed with death only a bit......
Yeah sure y not?
It even came with the Scythe *swings the scythe*
Yes I have my own problems he just adds to them
Why is he still here?
I wanna die

 

by Ringer
7-13-03
Well my obsessions aren't the greatest but at least I have them
So the Twiztid shows been rescheduled MUST GO MUST GO!!!!!
OH this girl is soooooo hot too!
Kayla's so hot!!!! What aer my chances? why did she follow me around friday? She must like me. No she doesn't you idiot your a freak look at her sexy hot body
Once again another obsession
Wow ICP I love em screw everyone else that doesn't when will they come back here and put on another concert?

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Yes Shawn and I are in a graveyard he's obsessed with death
Wow I'm surprised your not in your cotume again!
Don't mock me. I wanna die.
Then theres Blake
What are you thinking about?
How does it work there has to be a way to beat him theres no weakness....wait marshmallows that'll do it
I can't forget........Um......I forgot
HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEBER ME DAMNIT!!!!!
Who is this dumbass?

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Peole that have no life love bugging me online
Whos online tonite?
Halo! ^_^ When are you coming up here? If you don't remeber it's Samm
Still why must these random people bother me seriously
Well thats an adventure we don't wanna go into durning this panel
Hey Chris it's Mary I stopped smoking but everyone's calling me a slut I wonder why?
I have nothing against gay people but they can get annoying
Look Nate's on
It's not Nate it's his B/f Leif I hate all these bigots makin fun of gay people

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
I got outta my house for once but when ever I do its normally with Shawn
Hey Shawn whats the plan for today
To die.....or we could head to the graveyard again
We pass some weird shit on the way there and its only about 2 mins away
We just stepped outside what the hell this is no warzone damnit
Dude look at all that blood. I wanna drink some.
We'll finally get there and I'll be bored outta my mind but he's exicted as all
Why does he like this place so......much its nothing but an overrun graveyard
Look Chris Look. He died in 1945. I wish I was dead.

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Yes my mom is a robot and my dad.........just wait and see
Hey mom!
GET YOUR ASS TO YOUR ROOM YOUR GROUNDED!!!!
As I head to my room theres my dad
What'd you do this time son? Wanna go golf?
Dad I dunno mom just yelled at me and sent me to my room so I'm grounded so I can't go golfing with you. DUH HUH!!!!
Finally in my room my mom comes in
What do you want?
I'm sorry you didn't do anything. I'm just angered at my elf and took it out on you. But your still grounded I can't lie to you can I?

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
I was supposed to take care of Shawn's dogs for a week
Hey Shawn whats up?
Hey could you take care of my dog for a week or so I've gotta go to BSA camp
So I said yes
Well Im supposed to go for the 1st day today to take care of the dog
But then he came home early having a mental sickness
*phone rings*
Hey Chris I had to come home early I don't feel well so you don't have to take care of Speckles.....I wanna die

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Well I made this when my computer was being a bitch
Hey sissy what are you doing?
Thinksin about having lesbian sex.
Yeah this is realy messed up but
With who?
You of course!
By now you've hopefully stopped reading
Ok let's go
*runs over to the bed*

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Who is this guy would some one help me please?
Who are you again?
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! YOU STILL DUNNO YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!!
Why's he yelling?
Great he's gonna complain again
DAMNIT WHY DON'T YOU REMEBER ME?
Finally
Oh it's you Alan
HEY WHAT......you figured it out

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Well Lately I've been in driver's ed whatta hell with all this shyt and other things
Why am I here? Someone save me please for the love of God!
CHECK YOUR TRAFFIC FRONT BACK SIDE TO SIDE CHECK YOUR BLIND SPOTS AND SIGNAL!!!
But it does have it's good points like Kayla
*looks over at Kayla* She's sooo...hot I wish she felt the same way about me.
*looks back at Chris* whatta freek why does he keep looking at me? IT's begining to scare me.
Then we have a break which I meet up with this guy I met and he likes ICP
Dude The Green Book's awesome you should go buy it.
Dude I'm gonna

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Why am I still making these no one cares about them and they really aren't that funny
Why am I still doing this people don't seem to care anymore.
I hate you so
Then my comp starts talking to me
Shut up you stupid computer
Because everyone hates you. You can't even get a decent g/f.
Stupid COmputer why must they talk
Screw you whaddya know your just a stupid computer
Well I'm right hahaha!!!

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Well I play warhammer40k yes I'm kinda a dork
Hello I'm an ork I'm part of Chris's army yes we suck in stats but......WAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I get etased alot for playing orks cauz the suck but not thats bad
Your Orks suck they have a saving throw of 6+.....I wanna die
Yea yea I know I know
But they can win in a battle
YES I BEAT BOTH SHAWN AND BLAKE IN A BATTLE!!!.........it was more luck than anything.

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Well I have a very different kind of music taste. It's called psychpathic or horrorcore many people haven't heard of it
Im Violent J this isn't really how I look but in this comic I will
Look it's one half of ICP Whoo Hoo!! I love them so much! Where's Shaggy?
Then one of my other fav bands Twiztid. They just came out with a new cd The Green Book go out and get it!
I wonder when I'll get Twiztid's new cd. Whats up with their new name Samhain Witch Killaz it's awesome
DO YOU NOT SEE ME IN THIS TRASH CAN!!!!
Why is Blake in this comic strip he has nothing to do with my fav bands?
Blake why are you here? And why are you in a garbage can?
Well I'm not sure why I'm here its just kinda weird I was in my basement then eneded up here?

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Well this is for all the little kiddies that may see this
Hey look its a jackass. *points to the jackass*
I'ma donkey get it right you little shyt
Well that panel wasn't too nice but it's true.
Your a jackass hahah!!!
That's it rabid donkey attack *attcks the little girl leaving a bloody mess*
Welp that wasn't nice either damn jackass
I'ma donkey get it right you little shyt

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
Well life sucks like normal why can't I find a girlfriend
Life sucks I don't have money or a g/f this sucks why must I live. I want Kayla
*ring ring ring*
Wow soomeones calling me I'm special
*picks up the phone* Hello Mrs. Mcdonald
Hey Chris Shawn went back to camp will you take care of Speckles again please.
So I said yes cause I'm gettin paid for it YAY!
Now I'm gonna get more money now all I want is Kayla like that'll ever happen but I want her sooo.....bad

 

by Ringer
7-14-03
This is Mere bear and Nikki........Meredith is awesome and I still wanna be ith her but that doesn't look like it's gonna happen~_~ and Nikki's just a hippie
Hey everyone.
Yeah man weed is great you should try it.
Then theres Wayne and Thorne
HAHA I'm Wayne and I'll kick your ass!
Yes yes yes I look funny
Also Licktshaft and Brooke
Welll I can rant about anything for hours among hours...blah blah blah blah blah....... and thats how you write the word 3
I love Faygo......its pop not soda

 

by Ringer
7-15-03
School is the worst. Yeah its great to see all your friends but everything else about it sucks big time.
School sucks why am I here damn it. Theres nothing here to do. I wanna go home
Chris are you thinking about dieing like I am......
The only really good thing about it is cute girls that lke everyone else hate you
Wow look it's Kayla. She's so hot. Why does she hate me so? I love her so much.
What the hell is the problem with that kid he's such a freek. I hate him sooo....much.
The end of the day is normally the best part of the day cauz of the bus ride home
*has my headphones on* Why doesn't she like me huh? is it because I'm different or what I'll change I swear
Yes I can read your mind and now I will mis qoute you and screw your life over.

 

by Ringer
7-16-03
Well today for driver'sed we got to wear some beer googles. Those are so awesome. Everythings soooo........messed up
Dude I'm second in line to wear the beer goggles!
I ended up hitting a walltrying to walk a starigh line. T he wall was off to the side about 20 feet away from the line.
*puts on the beer goggles* WOAH!!! everything's sooo...messed up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Whatta Freek!!!!
but I wasn't the worst Kyle fell flat on his ass. That was funny as hell.
*puts on the beer goggles* DUDE! this is friggin awesome *starts to walk, then hits th floor*
Wow I thought the other dude was bad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

by Ringer
7-16-03
Once again driver's ed. Its becomeing a habit of going there and being bored outta my mind.
I wonder why I'm still here I kno how to drive well enough. This sucks.
CHECK YOUR TRAFFIC FRONT BACK SIDE TO SIDE CHECK YOUR BLIND SPOT SIGNAL TO THE RIGHT AND PULL OUT!!!
Today sucked cauz we weren't able to sit where we normally do so we had to sit on the other side of the room.
*sits on the wrong side of the room* this feels so different it sucks just like everything else about this class.
I'm just in this panel to look pretty.
Like normal I look at her and nothing ever happens..........Oh well I'm just that big of a freek.
*looks at Kayla for a moment then back* WOW my life sucks. Whats my chances with a girl like her or her. Oh well its just how life goes.
He looked at me again. Why does he keep doing that? Am I really that cute? He must think so......oh well he's a freek so I don't like him.

 

by Ringer
7-28-03
Well here's Diandra she wanted to be in a comic so this is her own personal one
Well look at me I'm in my very own comic all about me!
Well its her comic so theres gonna no realy plot here so i advise u to leave now
I'm all alone where is everyone?
Not the jackass again
Wow look at the cute jackass!
Im not a jackass I'm a donkey! I kill you both!

 

by Ringer
7-31-03
Well this comic is gonna be the best one yet.
ladeladela walking down the street *bumps into a random person* Are you an angel?
Yes I am and angel why do you ask?
Well this is going down hill faster than a rub....boun....ahh....forget it
Am I going to Shangri-la?
How in the world am I to know
ok that was just horrible heres a proper apolige by our own Blake.
We are terribly sorry for this comic advertising to be the greastest ever. Chris doesn't know humor. So we are terribly sorry for his mere existence on this earth.

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