..... So seriously folks my brother is one of those white kids from the suburbs that thinks he's in a gang cause he wear's fubu and bought a blue bandana at Kmart....
.... I mean this kid is from New Hampshire.... NEW HAMPSHIRE... how bad ass can you be when your from new hampshire? 'yo, yo B, let's go tipping some cows, yo'
... This kids goes cruising for bitches in the back of his mom's minivan!! His idea of the ghetto is the part of town where there's four houses on the same road!!...
... Being from New Hampsire is really boring, so for excitement I go online and try to start a ruccus in chat rooms... it can be quite entertaining...
... Like this one time I went into an all Christian chat room and asked a nun how many Hail Mary's I would have to say if I committed homosexual incest while attempting Patricide...."