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by Robot
5-09-02
RING! RING!
Why, who could that be?
Yo! This is Dana! I'm gonna beat your ass!
Ack!
....Wanker.

 

by Robot
5-09-02
Greetings, humaniod!
Hey sexy, wanna touch my man boobie?
That does not compute....that does not compute!
Me rub nipple like so...
Mmmm....robot ass....RAR!

 

by Robot
5-09-02
I'm too sexy for my poncho...too sexy for my poncho...it makes me feel...macho!
.......
Ahoy there, robot! Have you seen my pants?
Daaang.

 

by Robot
5-14-02
Ahoy, and whatnot!
Ahoy, and whatnot!
Hmm...perhaps you shouldn't copy me.
Hmm...perhaps you shouldn't copy me.
Shazzam! Disintigration rays are swell...swell indeed.

 

by Robot
7-07-02
Detecting odor!! Odor most foul!!
Huh?! You talkin' to me, tin man?
Source of odor detected! Level 5 threat posed! Escape! Escape!!
I just got done workin' the bean fields, so quit yer bitchin'!
Shit man...do I really smell that bad?

 

by Robot
9-23-02
Wait...you're a CANADIAN!?! HA HA HA HA!!
....
Man...you sort of look like a chimp. I'd better call the zoo so they can come pick you up. HA HA HA HA!
Are you MOCKING me?
Why, yes. Yes I am.
Wanker.

 

by Robot
9-23-02
Uh...Chris. Next time you...uh...jerk it in the shower, could you...uh...clean up?
Dammit...God...God Dammit guys. I don't need this.
Calm down dude. I'm just saying that I want to be able to shower in peace, and not have to worry about slipping on man sauce and busting my circuits.
DAMMIT! ARGH!! FUCKING SHIT!! DAMN!! ASS!! ROBOT!!
Come on dude, sorry. Where are you going?
I need a shower.

 

by Robot
9-30-02
PFFFFFFTTT
God dammit! Stop farting!
WATER BUFFALO!!
Shut up...just SHUT UP!
Calm down there, Chris.
Shut up...GOD DAMMIT! I'm going to go jerk it in the shower.

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